Wrong wrong wrong. This isnt a list of things Im interested in. This is a list of things I cant stand:
Politics (see above).
The Yankees. I was born in New England. I didnt have a choice on this one. But to make matters worse, most of the Yankees fans I know (and especially those who give me shit for being a Red Sox fan) have never even been to New York, much less Yankee Stadium. If you are a Yankees fan, and didnt grow up in the five boroughs, then you are a bandwagon shit head, not worthy of the title of adversary.
LA Haters. Many who live here love to tell you about how much they hate Los Angeles. Right. So why the hell do you live here? Youre just making property values sky rocket for the rest of us who like living here. If you think things are sooooo much better in Chicago, or the East Coast, or where ever, FUCKING MOVE BACK THERE!
I FUCKING HATE Green Day. Everybody listening to Green Day needs to listen to the Clash. Then, if you have a brain, you’ll realize that the fine line between “inspired by” and “ripped-the-fuck-off” has been crossed by these jack holes.
I FUCKING HATE Morrissey. Oh Christ, whine a little more, you freak. You sound like a muppet.
I FUCKING HATE Gwen Stefani. I was okay with her when she was the weird chick who fronted a So-Cal ska band. But if I hear “Hollaback Girl” one more time, I might just drive my car onto a playground.
Movies
I know this doesn't belong in the move section, but what I hate the most are porn sites masquerading as profiles on fucking myspace. Don’t get me wrong; I don’t have a problem with porn. But I’ve been getting emails to my personal message center here that are obviously written by some 350 lb, greasy faced hacker who’s trying to get me to log into his bullshit site by thinking I’m stupid enough, or perhaps desperate enough to believe that some half naked chick posing on a Lamborghini just happened by my page and “thought I was cool.” When I get a random email from a bikini model, immediately I smell a scam. I don’t think that’s cynical, do you? C'mon, people! HATE WITH ME!
Television
I hate:
Wife Swap. I seriously couldn’t think of a bigger waste of time. Even as “train wreck” viewing, it’s the television equivalent to eating hot gravel.
The Grammys. Milli Vanilli have won a Grammy. That’s right. The lip-sync ganja twins won the highest award that the music industry can bestow. Most award shows are complete bullshit. This wins as the biggest bullshit parade in broadcasting.
Gray’s Anatomy. Oh, I get it. Her name’s Gray, right? Cute. Well, fuck cute. Oh! I’m a twenty-something doctor trying to figure it all out! Define me! Watch my trials and tribulations with “clever” voice over that’s nothing more than pop-psychology cliché after cliché, while I try to hook up with a hunky doctor played by some dude who, until recently was booked for nothing but nerd roles. I watch four TV shows religiously: The Shield, Battlestar Galactica, Lost and Deadwood. I wish Rome was still on.
Books
I'm currently reading The Big Sleep by Raymond Chandler. We could all stand to be a little more like Philip Marlowe.
Zack's Details
Status:
In a Relationship
Hometown:
Nashua, NH
Zodiac Sign:
Libra
Zack's Schools
Skidmore College
Saratoga Springs,New York
Graduated: 1996
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Art
Clubs: Go To Hell
1992 to 1996
Zack just lost his job yesterday. Need a job, who is hiring? Posted at 6:13 PM May 19 view more
About me: Everybodys looking for people who share similar interests. This is a waste of time. We live in LA. What Im looking for is someone who HATES the same things that I HATE. What do I hate?
I hate Andy Warhol. Seriously, a twelve-year old can paint (poorly) over a shitty picture of Marilyn Monroe.
I hate politics. Listen carefully: I DO NOT WANT TO TALK ABOUT HOT-BUTTON ISSUES AT A BAR. This is a bar. I came here to get drunk, not explore the failings of capitalism or any of that shit.
I hate long walks on the beach. Dude, fuck the beach.
I hate Mariah Carrey, Seline Dion, Brittany Spears, etc. I like bands with people who write and play their own music. If your only claim to fame is that you have a voice that sounds okay when run through about a thousand effects processors, youre a joke. And it doesnt matter how much money you make or how many Grammys youve won. A bad song by the Damned is better than Ushers greatest hits.
If you hate these things, email me and we can rag on them, and others. Perhaps some day our hate can grow and we'll discover new things to hate together.
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A Red Sox advance to the World Series would be the best birthday gift ever.....right? So, there it is a Red Sox win, Happy Birthday from me!!!! I'm the best....you can admit it....
OK...This is from Yahoo Sports.... "Ellsbury is 24. He could easily have been World Series MVP. Chicks dig him. Men do too." And then..... "The beds softened as the men hardened." What's going on in Red Sox Nation?!?!?
What do you mean by reckless? Are you commenting on my fancy free comments which don't take spelling, grammer or syntax into account? Or do you think I will soon be called to issue an apology to the midget community? Being from New Hampshire i would expect you to hold my right to free speech in a place of honor.
