WWW.ZOEBELLYDANCE.COM.............. It takes 42 feet in your face to frown. It only takes 4 feet to extend your arm and smack someone upside the head. phot by sequoiaemmanuelle, costume by blacklotus
Female
30 years old
EMERYVILLE, Alabama
United States
Dressing cats in tiny Charlie Chaplin costumes and parading them in the streets, tapdancing at the speed of light, currently training a monkey to pour maple syrup on pancakes,
oh, and this...
Music
I like music. Mother or "Mommy" is the word most often spoken by a tapeworm. Danzigs rendition of mother still resonates inside me from my long ago youth.
ahem.
What...the...Hell????
Movies
The Queen of England is neither a queen, nor is she English. It is a fungus. She may have won the oscar, but it is still a fungus.
Television
Until 1990, sausages were still legal tender in the Bible. NOw THAT is interesting. Not like you can say anything nearly as interesting about american Idol.
Books
An ostrich's human brain is bigger than its brain. anything by Tom Robbins. Ann Mcaffrey (yupo, I luv me some sci-fi), Piers Anthony was my favorite as a child. I read the Lord of the Rings when I was ten (I was eight when I read the hobbit), and I may be one of only five people on this earth that feel the movie did a great disservice to the book. I watched in horror as they bastardized the story, pointing menacingly at the screen at each unnecessary plot twist. Dune was pretty awesome, though the series is kind of wretched. I love reading a book so many times the pages start to loosen and the last few pages start falling out...and I have to memorize the ending.
Heroes
When I was a child, my parents took me to a petting zoo. Of all of the animals, my favourite was the goat. I think I liked the way its fur felt, and I didn't especially mind the smell.
Currently performing with the Indigo, BellyDance Superstars, Yard Dogs Road Show, Black and Blue BUrlesque, Extra Action Marching Band. Former Member of Suhaila Dance company and Aywah!,
I like the facts. Only interested in the truth, here.
Like this amazing jem of wisdom:
Leave your VCR's timer flashing on "12:00". Since it will then be unable to mark the passage of time, it will never get older and therefore never wear down. Also, you could probably keep bananas from turning brown indefinitely by hollowing out your VCR and storing them inside.
My touring schedule...
Portland, Oregon, Saturday November 14th, to register email ponykleo@hotmail.com
Oakland, California,Advanced performer intensive, the weekend of November 21st and 24th, to register email strongdancer@email.com
Albuquerque, New Mexico, January 23rd and 24th 2010, to register email info@tribalsouk.com
you are awesome!!!, even if i do your dvd with issam 50 times, still you have that magical touch, truly blessed. Wish i could someday be even a shadow of you, Thankyou for the inspiration, peace love and light. xxx
Zoe!!! I'm still amazed that I was able to see you live in Twin Falls two weeks ago. I forgot to mention that my mom was just as excited as me! Your her favorite one. She adores you. She wanted me to tell you that you were absolutely amazing and she cant wait for you to come this way again so she can see you again! Your just incredible! You have fans for life in us thats for sure! We love you!
Zoe! I saw you in Twin Falls last week, and I have to say you were absolutley amazing! I've always thought that about you. But seeing you live was incredible! You and Kami rocked the show! I love all of you, but you guys are my favorites! I was bummed I didnt get to meet you guys, but hopefully next time you come around I'll finally be able to!
I wonder about things I should do in order to bring you to my tribal festival next year in Venezuela. I have been waiting for a reply for long time thru the indigo's website, but I still have no reply.
I'm working this year with Mira Betz! :)
I'm looking forward of getting a reply from you and working with you soon.
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