Artificial Vanilla Icee
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Female
22 years old
Loxahatchee, Florida
United States



Last Login: 11/18/2008
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    Artificial Vanilla Icee's Interests
GeneralNASCAR. The outdoors. Cars. Mixed martial arts fighting. Comedy. Body modifications. Sleeping. Writing. Music. Pro wrestling. Tornadoes. Meteorology. Forensic science. Photography. Storm watching. Storm chasers. Mind-altering substances. Animal Crossing. Dynasty Warriors. Roiworld. Icanhascheezburger. Working out. Reading. Sports. Animals. Philosophy. Serial killers. Controversy. Having fun with friends. Having fun with family. Having fun by myself.
MusicElton John. Journey. Foreigner. Def Leppard. Aerosmith. Tom Petty. Lynyrd Skynyrd. ZZ Top. The Doors. KISS. Van Halen. Smiths/Morrissey. Eminem. Mindless Self Indulgence. Sublime. Rage Against The Machine. Red Hot Chili Peppers. OutKast. Nirvana. Alice In Chains. Stone Temple Pilots. Pink Floyd. cKy. HIM. Bauhaus. The Cure. The Bolshoi. Fields Of The Nephilim. Depeche Mode. Joy Division. Ministry. Sepultura. Dead Or Alive. New Order. Duran Duran. Siouxsie & The Banshees. The Church. Simple Minds. The Psychedelic Furs. Echo And The Bunnymen. The The. Tom Tom Club. Pet Shop Boys. Thompson Twins. Tears For Fears. Talking Heads. Human League. Soft Cell. KoRn. Slayer. Pantera. Metallica. old Tool. Pearl Jam. Soundgarden. Mudhoney. Afghan Whigs. Tad. Candlebox. Screaming Trees. Beastie Boys. Gorillaz. The Ramones. The Clash. Violent Femmes. The Police. Genesis. GG Allin. Alice Cooper. Anal Cunt. King Missile. No Doubt. Maroon 5. Ween. Weezer. old Green Day. The Offspring. 311. R.E.M. Janis Joplin. Sting. Phil Collins. Don Henley. Peter Gabriel. Bob Marley. AC/DC. Guns N Roses. old Bon Jovi. Brooks & Dunn. Big & Rich. 2Ge+her.
MoviesTalladega Nights: The Ballad Of Ricky Bobby. Bully. Ghost World. American History X. Clerks. Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back. Rebel Without A Cause. Detroit Rock City. Opportunity Knocks. The Client. Smokey And The Bandit. Little Nicky. Airplane! Beetlejuice. The Addams Family. Addams Family Values. 2Ge+her. The Little Rascals. Man Of The House. Little Giants. The Sandlot. Angels In The Outfield. Rookie Of The Year. Dennis The Menace. Now And Then. Harriet The Spy. Jungle 2 Jungle. Varsity Blues. Edward Scissorhands. Donnie Darko. Deuces Wild. Friday. The Breakfast Club. Revenge Of The Nerds. Animal House. Die Hard With A Vengeance. The Dreamers. Manic. Terminator 2. Goodfellas. Holes. Dogma. The Faculty. Napoleon Dynamite. Jackass. Jackass Number Two. Beavis & Butt-Head Do America. South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut. Super Troopers. Wayne's World. Hedwig And The Angry Inch. the CKY series. Charlie & The Chocolate Factory. Mallrats. Clerks II. Friday After Next. Fast Times At Ridgemont High. Puppet Master. Sixteen Candles. Weird Science. Office Space. Back To The Future. Once Upon A Time In Mexico. Grease. Pet Sematary 2. American Pie. low budget horror movies. true-death shockumentaries.
TelevisionHome Improvement. South Park. Red Eye. Metalocalypse. Family Guy. Tim & Eric's Awesome Show, Great Job! Squidbillies. Beavis & Butt Head. Shin Chan. Robot Chicken. Aqua Teen Hungerforce. UFC. WWE. Back In The Day. The Boondocks. Psych. Daria. Monk. House. ESPN. Law & Order. Law & Order: Special Victims Unit. Law & Order: Criminal Intent. Invader ZIM. Ren & Stimpy. Scrubs. The Colbert Report. The Daily Show. House. That 70's Show. SpongeBob SquarePants. Good Times. Three's Company. The Jeffersons. Sanford & Son. NewsRadio. SportsCenter. Taboo. Intervention. Celebrity Rehab. The First 48. Seconds From Disaster. Viva La Bam. Jackass. Wild Boyz. Chappelle's Show. old Saturday Night Live. Kids In The Hall. The Fairly OddParents. Degrassi. Even Stevens. Will & Grace. Everybody Loves Raymond. The King Of Queens. FOX News Channel. The Weather Channel. low budget local television.
BooksThe Darwin Awards series. Driver #8. Stephen Colbert’s Alpha Squad 7: Lady Nocturne: A Tek Jansen Adventure. America: The Book. Brain Droppings. Napalm And Silly Putty. The Big Book of Congressional Sodomy Volume 1.
HeroesDanica Patrick


Gina Carano
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     Artificial Vanilla Icee's Details
Status:Engaged
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Bi
Hometown:Loxahatchee, FL
Body type:5' 7" / Average
Ethnicity:Latino / Hispanic
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Libra
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:I don't want kids
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Player Hater

   Artificial Vanilla Icee's Schools
Keiser Career Institute
Lake Worth, FL
Graduated: 2006
Student status: Alumni
Major: Medical Assisting
Greek:   Lambda Lambda Lambda

2005 to 2006
Royal Palm Beach High School
Royal Palm Beach, FL
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: None
Major: GED > RPBHS
 

2001 to 2005

   Artificial Vanilla Icee's Companies
Dr. Robert T. Hayden, M.D.
West Palm Beach, Florida US
Medical Assistant

October 23, 2006 - October 25, 2007
Dan Halen Sheetrock
Dougal County, Georgia US
CEO
Showing up. And leaving.

Whenever
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US
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@ngie





Nov 18 2008 8:40 AM

More to love!!!
@ngie





Nov 18 2008 8:34 AM

Neither would I. But we DO have big tatas.
@ngie





Nov 18 2008 8:33 AM

Okay, I looked at a few of Efren Ramirez's pics on his MySpace profile. I say, my dear, you have smoked too much of the happy green grass tonight. Aaron looks nothing like him. Seriously.
lol
@ngie





Nov 18 2008 8:28 AM

I know the feeling. We should be strippers...the economy never seems to affect them.
@ngie





Nov 18 2008 7:51 AM

I did see the link you sent me and it's sad. He's really gone downhill and it's affecting his hotness. Okay, yea I'm sure it's affecting his acting ability as well but he's quit acting so at this point I'm only saddened by the decline in his sex appeal, haha.

Yea, never ever sound like my ex husband again, PLEASE. I could have a nervous breakdown and it wouldn't be pretty lol.

As for the lack of a penis and money, both are overrated. I found happiness in a little nondescript shop on Lake Worth Road.
Ahhh, yes it is love :p
@ngie





Nov 18 2008 7:23 AM

God, you sound just like my ex husband...lol.
Get ahold of yourself!! I still think Joaquin Phoenix is hotter :p
@ngie





Nov 17 2008 10:21 PM

So is it safe to assume you'd do her? :p
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Nov 17 2008 8:06 PM

We're good...trapped at home...lol thanks for asking though.
maddie





Nov 17 2008 6:47 PM

me too! we rock!

i fucking hate this shit. /wrists.

hope things work out for you.
NiCkY [sTaR-gAzR]





Nov 17 2008 6:29 PM


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Nov 17 2008 5:47 PM

good luck, chick.
@ngie





Nov 17 2008 3:55 AM

I stole your quote. Loved it too much. lmao

Reason number 1,287,769 why I have so few female friends :p
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Nov 16 2008 8:07 PM

Mother fucking BLOODY ALBOZ.
killkillkill <333
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Nov 15 2008 8:17 PM

Awww, dude, let's go together sometime? :)

I need Albanian friends. For real.
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Nov 15 2008 4:48 AM

LMFAO...you are actually quite right; you'd get eaten alive at Pizza Fusion.
=P
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Nov 13 2008 11:35 PM

hey babycakes! whatcha getting into this weekend?
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Nov 13 2008 4:04 PM

Yay for Camels!!

Dude, they all smoke their own rolled American Spirits. I could never get into them...damn.
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Nov 13 2008 4:04 PM

Yay for Camels!!

Dude, they all smoke their own rolled American Spirits. I could never get into them...damn.
@ngie





Nov 13 2008 2:54 PM

My favorite name yet! If I ever have a daughter I'll name her Jezebel, lol. Well, maybe not. This baby making factory is shut down :p

That's some funny shit about Joey's dad's dealer. We saw Ricky's dad on Cops one night beating up some guy he arrested. This is before he became a homicide detective. He's kind of a celebrity now with us...what can I say, we're easily amused.

P.S. You know you're an uber redneck when you wear NASCAR undies.
:-)
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Nov 13 2008 4:52 AM

Hahaha, ily so much for these things.
XD
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Nov 13 2008 4:52 AM

Hahaha, ily so much for these things.
XD
Big Mama™





Nov 13 2008 2:24 AM