Lenny the Deathdealer
Lenny the Deathdealer

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23 years old
Loxahatchee, Florida
United States



Last Login: 10/11/2009
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GeneralNASCAR. The outdoors. Cars. Mixed martial arts fighting. Comedy. Body modifications. Sleeping. Writing. Music. Pro wrestling. Tornadoes. Meteorology. Forensic science. Photography. Storm watching. Storm chasers. Mind-altering substances. Animal Crossing. Dynasty Warriors. Roiworld. Icanhascheezburger. Working out. Reading. Sports. Animals. Philosophy. Serial killers. Controversy. Having fun with friends. Having fun with family. Having fun by myself.
MusicElton John. Journey. Foreigner. Def Leppard. Aerosmith. Tom Petty. Lynyrd Skynyrd. ZZ Top. The Doors. KISS. Van Halen. Smiths/Morrissey. Eminem. Mindless Self Indulgence. Sublime. Rage Against The Machine. Red Hot Chili Peppers. OutKast. Nirvana. Alice In Chains. Stone Temple Pilots. Pink Floyd. cKy. HIM. Bauhaus. The Cure. The Bolshoi. Fields Of The Nephilim. Depeche Mode. Joy Division. Ministry. Sepultura. Dead Or Alive. New Order. Duran Duran. Siouxsie & The Banshees. The Church. Simple Minds. The Psychedelic Furs. Echo And The Bunnymen. The The. Tom Tom Club. Pet Shop Boys. Thompson Twins. Tears For Fears. Talking Heads. Human League. Soft Cell. KoRn. Slayer. Pantera. Metallica. old Tool. Pearl Jam. Soundgarden. Mudhoney. Afghan Whigs. Tad. Candlebox. Screaming Trees. Beastie Boys. Gorillaz. The Ramones. The Clash. Violent Femmes. The Police. Genesis. GG Allin. Alice Cooper. Anal Cunt. King Missile. No Doubt. Maroon 5. Ween. Weezer. old Green Day. The Offspring. 311. R.E.M. Janis Joplin. Sting. Phil Collins. Don Henley. Peter Gabriel. Bob Marley. AC/DC. Guns N Roses. old Bon Jovi. Brooks & Dunn. Big & Rich. 2Ge+her.
MoviesTalladega Nights: The Ballad Of Ricky Bobby. The Sandlot. Little Giants. Angels In The Outfield. Rookie Of The Year. The Addams Family. Addams Family Values. Ghost World. Clerks. Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back. Bully. American History X. Rebel Without A Cause. Detroit Rock City. Opportunity Knocks. The Client. Smokey And The Bandit. Little Nicky. Airplane! Beetlejuice. 2Ge+her. The Little Rascals. Harriet The Spy. Man Of The House. Stand By Me. Now And Then. Jungle 2 Jungle. Strike! Josie And The Pussycats. Varsity Blues. Edward Scissorhands. Donnie Darko. Deuces Wild. Friday. The Breakfast Club. Revenge Of The Nerds. Animal House. Die Hard With A Vengeance. The Dreamers. Manic. Terminator 2. Goodfellas. Holes. Dogma. The Faculty. Napoleon Dynamite. Jackass. Jackass Number Two. Beavis & Butt-Head Do America. South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut. Super Troopers. Wayne's World. Hedwig And The Angry Inch. the CKY series. Mallrats. Friday After Next. Fast Times At Ridgemont High. Puppet Master. Sixteen Candles. Weird Science. Office Space. Back To The Future. Once Upon A Time In Mexico. Grease. American Pie. low budget horror movies. true-death shockumentaries.
TelevisionHome Improvement. South Park. Family Guy. Robot Chicken. George Lopez. Spin City. NewsRadio. Red Eye. Metalocalypse. Tim & Eric's Awesome Show, Great Job! Squidbillies. Beavis & Butt Head. Shin Chan. Aqua Teen Hungerforce. UFC. WWE. Back In The Day. The Boondocks. Psych. Daria. ESPN. Law & Order. Law & Order: Special Victims Unit. Law & Order: Criminal Intent. Invader ZIM. Ren & Stimpy. Scrubs. The Colbert Report. The Daily Show. House. That 70's Show. SpongeBob SquarePants. Good Times. Three's Company. The Jeffersons. Sanford & Son. SportsCenter. Taboo. Seconds From Disaster. Viva La Bam. Jackass. Wild Boyz. Chappelle's Show. old Saturday Night Live. Kids In The Hall. The Fairly OddParents. Degrassi. Even Stevens. Will & Grace. Everybody Loves Raymond. The King Of Queens. FOX News Channel. The Weather Channel. low budget local television.
BooksThe Darwin Awards series. Driver #8. Stephen Colbert’s Alpha Squad 7: Lady Nocturne: A Tek Jansen Adventure. America: The Book. Brain Droppings. Napalm And Silly Putty. The Big Book of Congressional Sodomy Volume 1.
HeroesDanica Patrick


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Groups: A place to Bitch about, well, ANYTHING, people, problems, whatever.BreuerUnleashedPsycho Asylum

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     Lenny the Deathdealer's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Bi
Hometown:Loxahatchee, FL
Body type:5' 7" / Average
Ethnicity:Latino / Hispanic
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Libra
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:I don't want kids
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Player Hater

   Lenny the Deathdealer's Schools
Keiser Career Institute
Lake Worth, FL
Graduated: 2006
Student status: Alumni
Major: Medical Assisting
Greek:   Lambda Lambda Lambda

2005 to 2006
Royal Palm Beach High School
Royal Palm Beach, FL
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: None
Major: GED > RPBHS
 

2001 to 2005

   Lenny the Deathdealer's Companies
Dr. Robert T. Hayden, M.D.
West Palm Beach, Florida US
Medical Assistant

October 23, 2006 - October 25, 2007
Dan Halen Sheetrock
Dougal County, Georgia US
CEO
Showing up. And leaving.

Whenever
Gravy Robbers
US
Gravy Robber




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Doug Stanhope

Doug Stanhope



Nov 3 2009 6:49 AM

Alright, I'm coming to FTL on Nov 20th at the Culture Room.



Unfortunately they have a contract with Ticketmaster. It was either
suck it up or skip South Florida on this run. We are trying to never
ever use Ticketmaster again, even if it means quitting comedy.



But Lauderdale is too much fucking fun.



So please spread the word and get your money back by smuggling in your own drinks in a flask. I ain't gonna tell.



Link is http://www.ticketmaster.com - obviously.



Spread the word and next year I'll just play your rich friend's back
yard and we can all drink Costco drinks and do blow openly during the
show.



Pass it on to whatever new social network that is more popular than I give a fuck to know.



xoxo



stanhope
Doug Stanhope

Doug Stanhope



Nov 3 2009 6:45 AM

Alright, I'm coming to FTL on Nov 20th at the Culture Room.



Unfortunately they have a contract with Ticketmaster. It was either
suck it up or skip South Florida on this run. We are trying to never
ever use Ticketmaster again, even if it means quitting comedy.



But Lauderdale is too much fucking fun.



So please spread the word and get your money back by smuggling in your own drinks in a flask. I ain't gonna tell.



Link is http://www.ticketmaster.com - obviously.



Spread the word and next year I'll just play your rich friend's back
yard and we can all drink Costco drinks and do blow openly during the
show.



Pass it on to whatever new social network that is more popular than I give a fuck to know.



xoxo



stanhope
partylikealocal.com

partylikealocal .com



Jul 9 2009 4:27 AM

My fav myspace blogger has been silent for far too long.... How've you been?
missy

Missy Legalize it



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Jun 7 2009 8:32 PM

let me do it! let me do it! LET ME DO IT! lol
☆CLH☆

Cassie Hughes



Jun 2 2009 11:43 PM

Stop ignoring your myspace roots!
[crystal]

[crystal]



May 23 2009 1:59 PM

hey sweetie, i haven't talked to u in awhile so i figured i'd stop by and drop you a line!! what's new chica?! xoxo ttyl miss ya lots
bjork

bjork



Apr 24 2009 5:34 AM

Where oh where has my lenny gone? Any longer and I'm gonna start hunting that one runaway site for you.
Gatito de la muerte de

Gatito de la muerte de



Apr 18 2009 6:57 PM

thought you'd appreciate the irony, Heil hizzle, muhahahaha

Jacy

Jacy



Apr 14 2009 4:40 AM

Hey Hoe, what the hell is up, been a million zillion years like always.
My life has taken some F***ed up moves lately but ive ended up in Tempe AZ, lovin it girl, LOVIN IT!!! Holla at meh!
•°•KaRiNa•°•

•°•KaRiNa•°•



Apr 12 2009 6:01 AM

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♥Angie♥

♥Angie♥



Apr 7 2009 2:54 AM

Yo homes, where you been?? Has Facebook stolen you away? Or is it Twitter? lol miss you.
Billy

Billy



Apr 4 2009 2:29 PM

"Ey gurl! Where dem hunniez be at, yo?" <spoken in chola accent.
nymphetamine

nymphetamine



Mar 21 2009 7:30 AM

Lol I'm watching Family Matters right now and Laura is having a breakdown because she snuck out of the house to go to...THE LIBRARY!!! ahhahaha
♥Angie♥

♥Angie♥



Mar 20 2009 9:10 AM

True. I see the gastroenterologist in a few weeks to see what sort of torture he wants to put me through. Feckin' tumors.
♥Angie♥

♥Angie♥



Mar 19 2009 10:45 AM

I wish I never had that damn test. I suffered for 2 days afterwards, just to find out yesterday I'm going to need to have that shit done every 3 months from now on. WTF

I wish I had Starbucks coffee on tap. That would fucking rock. I'd be so wired I'd be chasing the squirrels up and down my street. If my neighbors didn't think I was crazy before after seeing me walk my rabbit, they damn sure would think I'd gone nuts now.
♥Angie♥

♥Angie♥



Mar 18 2009 4:15 AM

"Liquid suspensions of barium sulfate are non-toxic, apart from a small risk of producing a disturbance in bowel function for 48 hours after ingestion. They usually have a chalky taste that can be disguised by adding flavours."

Really! I should have listened to you and invested in Pepto Bismal and Charmin Ultrasoft. Oh, the awful-ness. Sorry for the TMI, it's been a shitty day and a half.
♥Angie♥

♥Angie♥



Mar 17 2009 12:58 PM

Barium sucks ass. So do iodine injections. Maybe by next week I'll feel like a human again.
bjork

bjork



Mar 14 2009 6:27 AM

Ah, I see. It's kinda like having your own star. Still, that's a neat thing to say you have.
bjork

bjork



Mar 13 2009 9:41 PM

I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
Where did you acquire such awesome news?
bjork

bjork



Mar 13 2009 4:34 AM

so I guess my smileys come out super huge on old versions of aim. Just makes me feel the need to use them even more...
office wench

Athena Tzathas



Mar 12 2009 10:55 PM

Did you get my invitation?! I'd love for you to come!!!
Gatito de la muerte de

Gatito de la muerte de



Mar 12 2009 9:50 PM

new m.s.i. out hermana, copy, paste, listen.

http://music. myspace. com/index. cfm?fuseaction=music. artistalbums&artistid=7743032&ap=0&albumid=8079771

every song is there
♥Angie♥

♥Angie♥



Mar 10 2009 12:25 PM

Hmmm, knowing me it'll probably mess up my stomach, lol. I'm not looking forward to drinking it but I guess I have to find out what this lesion is on my liver. I love how the doctors try to scare you and give you the worst case scenario. I tell myself if it was something serious I'd feel sick, so I'm sure it's nothing but a liver tattoo.
I'm so hood even my organs have tats!
♥Angie♥

♥Angie♥



Mar 10 2009 10:00 AM

Julian had to drink barium when he was a baby before he had his GI endoscopy to check out his GI tract but I don't remember it making him poop.

I have to go to Midtown Imaging tomorrow probably to pick it up because I'll need it Thursday morning. I think they make you drink it so they can see your insides better. I'm so technical, lol.
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