Movies, filmmaking, stand up comedy, pornography and writing. I'm fascinated by the porn industry. Especially Horror/Comedy/Porn!! I've threatened to do an open mic night, and I've done it, I'm evolving into a Zomedian of sorts!! I have a serious blogging addiction, reading and writing. I'm part of a secret network of underground bloggers known as "the attention whores!" I love being scared (within a certain amount of reason!) Being chased with a chainsaw is not my idea of a good time, well I lied actually it is. I hate liars and cheats, but that doesn't stop me from looking out for a good mark. Did I mention zombies? I love zombies! Zombies anyone? I'm funny, I promise, just stark raving hysterical! You have to believe me on this one. Really!! WHY WON'T YOU BELIEVE ME!!! You're just like the rest of 'em, get off my page before I sick the zombies on you! Damn kids!!
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**Grindhouse** Return of the Living Dead Series, Romero's Living Dead Series, Undead, Dead Alive, Cemetery Man, Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things, Versus, Zombie (love the underwater zombie), Chopper Chicks in Zombie Town, Shaun of the Dead, 28 Days Later, Dawn of the Dead Remake, Evil Dead Trilogy, Twin Peaks Fire Walk With Me (this movie has scared me more than any), Parents, Delicatessen, The Cook, The Thief, His Wife, and Her Lover, House, Demons, Demon Night, Susperia, House of 1000 Corpses, Devil's Rejects (although House of 1K was better to me), Bad Taste, American Werewolf in London, Ginger Snaps, Aliens, May, The Bad Seed, Dracula 2000, American Psycho (although the book was FAR BETTER), TX Chainsaw Massacre Series (2 is the best), Reanimator, Fright Night, Dusk til Dawn, Romper Stomper, Wild At Heart, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Stranger Than Paradise, Dead Man, Blow, Dune, Long Kiss Goodnight, Pulp Fiction, Magnolia, Royal Tennenbaums, Requiem for a Dream, City of God, City of Lost Children, Amelie, all Errol Morris documentaries (Thin Blue Line), American Beauty, and Dr. Strangelove. Ok I need to add some more and I need to be devoured and molested by hungry zombies for forgetting ... Troma (MOTHER FUCKING) Films!! I love Cannibal the Musical, Terror Firmer, Toxic Avenger, Redneck Zombies, and Tromeo and Juliet!
Television
The Simpsons, Family Guy, King of the Hill, Welcome Back Carter, Bosom Buddies, Threes Company, Surreal World (Tammy Faye and Ron Jeremy season), Married with Children, Twilight Zone new and old, Tales From the Crypt, and last and very least Jerry Springer
Books
Survivor, Invisible Monsters, Choke, American Psycho, and Fight Club
Heroes
My Weinee Dog Oscar Meyer ... May he resurrect to be my Weinee Zombie!! (insert pic of a zombie weinee dog)
North Lake College
Irving,Texas
Graduated: N/A
Degree: Associate's Degree
Major: Video Technologies/Film
Minor: Creative Writing
Clubs: Video Club
Journalism Club
You are a Return of the Living Dead Zombie. You were brought back from the grave by exposure to 245-Trioxin. You crave the heavenly taste of spicy brains to stop the pain of being dead. You are virtually indestructible, as even burning you up will create Zombie Rain and raise more zombies. Take this quiz!
Francesco Dellamorte is your name, and killing zombies is your game. Living at Buffalora Cemetery, where the dead rise quite frequently, you know how to take care of zombies. Yes, you are definitely a bad ass. Too bad your sexy model girlfriend is a zombie. Take this quiz!
Who I'd like to meet: My future Zombie God aka Jari Korolainen aka Fairytalefather
Comedians, Film fanatics, horror whores, and zombie followers!
Specifically I would like to meet:
1. George Romero - (Check Romero DONE 2/23/08)
1. Robin Williams
2. Errol Morris
3. Christian Bale
4. Lloyd Kaufman
5. Dan O'Bannon
6. Wes Anderson
7. Anthony (Rock in NZ)
8. Heather Chrisp in CA
9. Raymond and his band of lil monsters in Norway
