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  • General

    Brains. Have I mentioned that before? Ichor (look it up if you don't know what it means).

    What kind of Zombie are you?

    You are an Evil Dead Zombie. The spirits of the dead took over your body in a lonely cabin, and now it's your job to kick some Ash ass. Sadly, while you'll succeed in beating the bejeezus out of Ash repeatedly, he will ultimately wipe you from existence. You can only be killed by bodily dismemberment.
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  • Music

    Music!:

    Black Sabbath
    Cannibal Corpse
    Voivod
    Slaughter
    Edge of Sanity
    Iron Maiden
    Judas Priest
    Rob Zombie
    White Zombie
    a bunch of others.



  • Movies

    Movies!:

    28 Days Later
    Alien/Aliens/Alien Resurrection
    Army Of Darkness
    Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes 1, 2, 3, 4, 5
    Blade 1
    , 2, 3
    Blob
    , The
    Blood And Donuts
    Boogens
    , The
    Brotherhood Of The Wolf
    Bordello Of Blood
    Critters 1
    , 2, 3
    Cube
    Dawn Of The Dead
    Decoys
    Demon Seed
    Dracula
    Evil Dead
    Evil Dead II
    Feast
    Frankenstein
    Ginger Snaps 1, 2, 3
    I Dismember Mama
    Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
    Mummy
    , The
    Night Of The Comet
    Night Of The Living Dead
    Phantasm
    Resident Evil 1 & 2
    Silence Of The Lambs
    Slither
    Split Second
    Tremors
    and a whole bloody heap of others



  • Television

  • Books

    Anything by Clive Barker, Edgar Allen Poe, Keith Laumer, and H.P. Lovecraft.

  • Heroes

    The Green Manalishi With The Two Pronged Crown. Eddie.

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    Zombie's lame-ass excuse to break up:

    "I've been secretly dating the lochness monster we've been trying to keep it on the down-lo"

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    My face it is hidden by brightness of bitter day;
    My name it is written by shadows of darkness.
    I am the warrior who walks the path of twilight
    I am the poet who shadows the wonders of daybreak.
    I am the parent of actions best left unsaid.
    I seek the moderate epitome of the broken wheel.
    I enshroud the destinies of the mighty,
    And lay low the fortunes of the lesser known.
    The totality of being is in question.
    Doubt of the being, is the essence of thought.
    Twisted, torn, tattered and born
    We, of the unloved, scattered and scorned.
    Eschew, we, the dead, those of the living.
    Failure, we find, amongst the green and growing.
    Essence, essence, wrack and ruin,
    The grounds are of the borderline insane.
    Run as you might, scatter as you try.
    Escape is neither option nor form.
    Time will whither the weapon you rely on; perish.
    As we, wicked, the wicked we are, shall squander,
    Your lives, upon the soil of our fertile imagination.
    Testify, your salvation is at hand; woe is;
    That your fate that awaits a certain doom.
    Time now, it sits before you, choose.
    Be you hunter or prey?
    Be you garden or gardener?
    Be you fair or foul?
    Either way, the zombie chickens are hunting tonight.


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About me:

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.. I'm hungry. I'm always hungry. One day, maybe I won't be so hungry. Maybe I will. Maybe, the world will end. Maybe not. I'm hungry. Where are the brains? I think I need to find some brains. Yes; I'm hungry.

PS: We are now accepting applications for new recruits of the up and coming Zombie Freedom Army. Join now, before the crush.

The Dead Shall Rise Again! And Hell shall be spread upon the earth like peanut butter...... Come follow me:

Who I'd like to meet:

People with brains. Nice, juicy, large brains. Smart brains are tastier than tiny, small minded brains. Pretty brains are just sweeter than most anything.

"Might be innocent, might be sweet.

Not half as nice as rotting meat."



Oh, and to anyone who reads my blogs. I'm a writing fiend, don't you know.

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Details

  • Status: Single
  • Here for: Networking, Friends
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 4' 11" / Some extra baggage
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Religion: Other
  • Zodiac Sign: Pisces
  • Children: I don't want kids
  • Smoke / Drink: No / No
  • Occupation: Hunter Gatherer

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