Charity
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"Death becomes her."
Female
24 years old
Austin, TEXAS
United States
Last Login: 6/21/2007
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Charity's Interests
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| General | Quantum Physics
Erotica
Vintage Vogue (the Valentino years)
French Literature
Snacking ( on humans)
Fast cars
Gourmet Cooking (esp. humans)
Running (chasing humans...and trains)
Dance--ANY and all kinds of dance. (What a coincidence that we're
making a musical, eh?!)
.. .. | | Music | Chopin, The Pixies, Rachmaninoff, Yma Sumac, Ween, Tchaikovsky,
Bjork, Sarah Vaughan, Henry Mancini, Sherrie Lea, Frank Sinatra,
Portishead, Billie Holiday. And trance. | | Movies | Most zombie movies are an embarrassment to our kind, making us look like idiots. I s'pose that can be expected from zombie movies directed by humans with no first-hand knowledge. The truth is, we've got more going on than most of those humans in Zombie flicks. We're faster, smarter, and can "go the distance" better than any of them! So when some filmmakers in Austin, TX approached us about making a film about how we got transformed into zombies, we made damn sure that we were gonna be the heroines of the story, not some stupid humans. I mean, just because we're the living undead doesn't mean we're not smart and funny and passionate. (and we also told them we know where they live and if they edit us into stereotypical Zombie
retards, we'll show up at their homes and suck their brains out through a straw!)
 | | Books | Colette, Anais Nin, D.H. Lawrence, Voltaire, Vatsayana, Antoine de Saint-Exupery, George Sand, Vladimir Nabokov, Rumi |
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Charity's Details
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| Status: | Swinger | | Here for: | Networking, Friends | | Orientation: | Bi | | Hometown: | Camargue, France | | Body type: | 5' 8" / Slim / Slender | | Ethnicity: | Other | | Religion: | Catholic | | Zodiac Sign: | Cancer | | Smoke / Drink: | Yes / Yes | | Children: | Love kids, but not for me | | Occupation: | Zombie |
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About me:
I was raised by the nuns of the St. Marie de Coquette sans l'Honte girls' school in Camargue, France. I knew I had "the calling" and when I was old enough, I joined the Convent of Maria Pia Liberalis. Unfortunately they were not as liberal as the name implies and I was caught raiding the convent coffers one day (I was looking for those
so-called "pearls" of wisdom) and was given a sound thrashing. Which I kind of liked. Alas, they transferred me to the Convent of Mary Immaculate but I soon became fast friends with fellow Sisters Faith and Hope.
One dark night, our convent was invaded by rogue, flesh-eating zombies! Our Mother Superior was torn apart in front of our very eyes but we three managed to escape- Faith, Hope and I. As fate would have it, the very next morning we were skinny-dipping in the lake on the way to devoting the rest of our lives to helping the poor in the 3rd World when a (very adorable) Zombie Pug got close enough to bite us.
Well, we were zombified within hours. At first, it felt like a VERY bad case of the flu, and then there's the whole "complexion modification" thing - but it was pretty easy to get used to. We all three felt lost at first, but we soon discovered that we were not
alone! We made a bunch of new zombie friends who showed us that life, or rather, death (un-death?) can be generously full of fun, passion, free-love, free human buffets, and joie de vie or...joie de mort? We had embraced our inner zombies!
Apparently some people heard about our story and are now making a movie about our experiences, although they have turned the story into a musical, making us singing, dancing, zombie nuns ex-communicado! Just between you and me, Faith had a hard time, you know, converting... so, we thought she should be the "star" of this film, bless her undead heart. Anyway, I have a book deal in the works: "Sweet Charity: Memoirs of a Zombie Girl", which I hope to follow closely with "Deadly Damsels: Kisses of Death in European Literature."
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Who I'd like to meet:
Fellow members of the Living Undead community, of course! I don't mind Humans either (esp. to snack on!), but I really tend to bond with my own kind. I like highbrow conversations and lowbrow escapades, so if any of you fellow flesh-eaters out there want to meet a real, live (well, not "live" but...animated) Zombie Girl, please contact me, or my Sisters, or all of us!
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