Amylicious, Zombie Slayer

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Very excited for some upcoming performances and shoots!Mood: zombiefied zombiefiedPosted 14 hours ago view more

  • Amy Blackwood

  • 24 / Female
  • NYC/New Haven/Los Angeles, California, US
  • Last Login: 12/23/2009

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  • General

    Are you really going to read this? Ok here goes... dancing, modeling, fire, Japanese pop art, being a tomboy, video games, X-box, Xbox 360, World Of Warcraft, power tools, writing to serial killers in prison, chainsaws, Death and the process of dying, strangulation, beheadings, removing eyeballs, disembowelment, suicides, torture, asphyxiation, decomposition, deformations and deformed bodies, skeletal bodies, flesh eating diseases, dead things in jars, freaks, mutilated bodies, disfigurement, scars, mental illnesses, body integrity identity disorder, eating disorders, circus freaks, fetus in fetu, parasitic twins, siamese twins, medieval torture and torture tools, needles, pools of blood, surgery, surgical tools, necropsies, autopsies, deaths by train, serial killers, being outside, being alone, thunderstorms, cats and cute little kittens, snakes,reptiles, squirrels, animals, unusual people, poi, gumbo, trespassing, surprises, dead baby jokes,the circus, burlesque, belly dancing, painting, FX make-up, absinthe, zombies, vampires, bondage, haunted buildings, ghost hunting, sushi, WWII, swords, knife play, VooDoo, LARPing, Magestry, Egypt, France, Paris, pirates, halloween, gore, Japan and Japanese culture, Pocky, New Orleans, body modifications,fetish photography, watching boys kiss boys, big clunky boots, porn, drunken debauchery, chaos, medical fetish, camping, camp fires, rock climbing, hiking, bathroom humor, tasty hot sauses, poking dead things with sticks, brains, anarchy and overthrowing the government, Kai Blackwood, My super awesome cats and my sweet ball python Persephone.





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    THINGS I HATE: Los Angeles earthquakes, cops, people who actually write out "dis", "dat", and "dey". (What? Is that a type-o or are you just that fucking retarded every day? Unless you're writing a novel or a script, and you are trying to capture a character's lingo, it's "this" "that" and "they"! ) spiders, unnecessary banal conversations, mundane human burdens and responsibilities, bad drivers, girly girls, milk, the color pink, taxes, authority, shopping, mass media, government, politicians and government officials (including Obama), bullies, organized religion, people who don't like animals, people who betray my trust, ignorant people, lazy people, and people who lack an imagination or a sense of humor........

  • Music

    Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, BANANA PHONE!
    Kai Blackwood, Lucy Led Astray, Interrogation, Misfits, David Bowie, Demented Are Go, Tom Waits, Dead Can Dance, AngelSpit, Sisters Of Mercy, The Birthday Massacre, Bella Morte, Corvus Corax, Skinny Puppy, Alien Sex Fiend, Lady Gaga, The Cure, Christian Death, Joan Jett.......and so much more.

  • Movies

    Anything by Quentin Tarantino. Any zombie movie good or bad and any well done horror movie. I watch a lot of foreign horror movies because the American ones are so typical and pussified. Donnie Darko, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, LOTR, Nightmare Before Christmas, Mirrormask, House of 1000 Corpses, The Devil's Rejects, The Shining, Legend, Children of Men, Rocky Horror Picture Show, The Lost Boys, Seven, 28 Days Later, 28 Weeks Later, The Devil's Backbone, Night Of The Living Dead, Interview With a Vampire, Alien, The Decent, Fight Club, Resident Evil, Waterboy, Sin City, Night Watch, Day Watch, Kill Bill 1&2, 5th Element, Office Space, City of lost Children, Pan's Labyrinth, Ichi The Killer, Mad Cowgirl, May, Superbad, There Will Be blood, Visitor Q, Zombie Strippers, Infection, Teeth, Frontier(s), Old Boy, The Dark Knight, Iron Man, The Departed, Beerfest, A Tale of Two Sisters, The Hamiltons, Unrest (only because it was my 1st official date movie with Kai) Braveheart, Bottle Rocket, Sympathy For Mr. Vengeance, The Serpent and The Rainbow, I'm a Cyborg But That's OK, Quarantine, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Let The Right One In, Tokyo Gore Police, Lady Vengeance, Antichrist,

    Best vampire movie I have ever seen!

    Vincent and Jules. I love em!

  • Television

    Suck it up in a syringe and inject it into my veins. I FUCKING LOVE TV, and who doesn't? Any douche bag that writes "I don't watch TV, I'd rather read" is lying. TV is the greatest invention on earth so unless you're Amish or you're prone to seizures quit trying to pretend you're super cool or just too refined and intellectual to bother with TV. You love it and you know it. Here are some of the shows I love to watch when Im chillin out in front of the picture box:
    Vermillion Pleasure Night, Invader Zim, Family Guy, American Dad, South Park, The Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Tom Goes To The Mayor, Summer Heights High, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Office, The Life and Times of Tim, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Ghost Hunters, Myth Busters, Dirty Jobs, History Channel, Discovery Channel, SNL, X files (the older ones) Any type of medical or surgical T.V. show, programs about ancient civilizations, and emergency vet shows,


  • Books

    I LOVE to read! History, science, fantasy, and horror are my favorite. I think the Hobbit is probably my all time favorite book. I love anything by Steven King, R.A. Salvatore, Robert Jordan, Brandon Sanderson, Tolken, or Chuck Palahniuk. I adore all Edward Gorey books, although there isn't much reading involved.


  • Heroes

    ♥ My very talented and loving husband, Kai ♥

    My mom.

    My very best friend, Inness




    My kitties.


    Gaz, the grumpiest kitten ever.



    Mia, stick around and watch her perform several surprising feats for food.



    Miss Lily, my spoiled little baby girl.



    Crazy Go-Go- Yubari.



    Lets not forget...

    Elizabeth Bathory

    Vladislav Dracula

    Jack The Ripper

    Charles Manson


    What kind of Zombie are you?

    You are a Fulci Zombie. The incessant beating of the native drums has awakened you to feed on the living. You're not real clear on why. You feed on living human tissue and can be killed by any sharp blow to the head.
    Take this quiz!

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    What Pulp Fiction Character Are You?

    You're a hardworking individual enshrouded by an overwhelming sense of mystery, beauty, and intrigue. Though always on the go, you keep focused, helping -- often rapturing -- those you meet.

    Take the What Pulp Fiction Character Are You? quiz.

    The Greatest, Most Advanced Invader Zim Character Profiling Quiz EVER!!!

    You are GIR. You are... completely insane... and, quite possibly, the most lovable creature in the universe. Whether you're screaming and running into things, making soap with bacon, watching mindless television programs, or devouring everything in sight, there's no question about it--you are filthy with cuteness... like a baby... except... metal.
    Take this quiz!

    You Are Banana Pocky
    Your attitude: fun and lighthearted
    Unique and unforgettable
    You are cutie everyone falls for

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Details

  • Status: Married
  • Here for: Networking, Friends
  • Hometown: New Haven
  • Body type: 5' 7" / Athletic
  • Ethnicity: Other
  • Religion: Other
  • Zodiac Sign: Virgo
  • Children: I don't want kids
  • Smoke / Drink: Yes / Yes
  • Occupation: Veterinary Tech, Model, Dancer, Zombie Slayer

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Status and Mood

  • Amy Blackwood Very excited for some upcoming performances and shoots!
    Mood: zombiefied zombiefied
    Posted 14 hours ago
  • Amy Blackwood I need alcohol.
    Mood: aggravated aggravated
    Posted at 12:11 AM Dec 23
  • Amy Blackwood This weather is no good for my joints.....
    Mood: sore sore
    Posted at 3:05 PM Dec 20

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About me:

I am a veterinary technician by day and a burlesque performer and fetish model by night. I just started a separate page for my burlesque performances. Check it out: Lily la Vamp



I have 4 really super awesome cats. They are spoiled rotten. I will probably become a crazy cat lady one day but I'm ok with that. It's fate.
I am very lucky to be married to the most amazing man in the world, Kai Blackwood. He completes me. ♥♥♥
Most people think I'm very quiet and shy until they really get to know me. I'm usually very silly, dorky, and hyper. I'm obsessed with zombies, vampires (NOT TWILIGHT), serial killers, blood, and gore. I love special fx make-up. My goal for every halloween is to look so hideous and grotesque that I make people sick. I like to make myself look ugly or scary. The reaction is far more pleasing than when I try to make myself look sexy. Sexy is so typical and so easy to achieve, terrifying is so much more interesting and fun. I want to be the scary monster under your bed.
I love to wear make-up and skirts but I am a tomboy at heart. I prefer comfy pants, a big hoodie, and combat boots.
I like to be outside, camping, hiking, rock climbing, or just reading a good book under a nice shady tree.
I also enjoy LARPing, world of warcraft (yes I know, I'm a dork), video games, dancing, sideshows, and old time burlesque.
Mmmmm Pocky! It makes my tummy happy!
Oh, and one more thing....
I'M A MUSHROOM CLOUD LAYIN MOTHERFUCKER, MOTHERFUCKER!


I don't ask for too much...Just honesty, loyalty, and some understanding.



Upcoming Performances

Who I'd like to meet:

Vincent Vega, Jules Winnfield, Mia Wallace, and Butch. Dancers, models, artists, photographers, circus performers, burlesque performers, zombies, freaks, weirdos, people who spend their time writting derogatory Urban Dictionary definitions (really I love you don't ever stop) and unique individuals.


"If you are going to do something, do it well. And leave something witchy." -Charles Manson

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