Ethereal Mortal of Balanced Insanity
""HEY! Been tryin' to meet ya...""

Female
21 years old
Texas
United States



Last Login: 11/18/2008
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    Ethereal Mortal of Balanced Insanity's Interests
GeneralEating things that ask me not to eat them... like food... (my food talks to me.)
MusicAqualung, system of a down, my chem romance, tait, death cab for cutie, weezer, modest mouse, the beatles, classical, and anything my little sister wants to listen to. (This would explain why I know all the words to most of the songs in Barbie's Princess and the Pauper.) Also, the Yeah Yeah Yeahs, the Pixies, Panic at the Disco, and Trespassers William.
Movies

Do You Speak English?

Comedy in which a woman who's car has broken down in France attempts to speak to the locals.
Benny and Joon, Edward Scissorhands, any of the wonder-filled movies directed by Tim Burton such as:Nightmare Before Christmas, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Corpse Bride... and while I'm on that subject, has anyone else ever read his book? (Besides Kim, lol) It's hella kool. I also like Drop Dead Fred, Phantom of the opera, (Amelie), (Happenstance), (anything with Audrey Tatou in it.) And anything with Johnny Depp. He's such a great and versitile actor.
TelevisionMeow....*smiles*...?....*smiles again* Oh, and Dane Cook.. he's on the TV too... CAT! GET OFF THE TV!
BooksAnything by James Herriot or Hemmingway. I'm not quite sure what else... if you'd like to know what's on my shelves: The Vampire Book, Food for the Dead, Life on the Edge (But this doesn't count because it's 1/2 way an altered book... and if you don't know what that is, type "altered books" into google.), The complete guide to novel writing, The Complete Tales and Poems of Edgar Allan Poe, The Joy of Lex (One of my favorites... ), Teaching yourself applied psychology, The Sex Lives of Cannibals, all of the Bad Girl books (Ex: Bad Girl's guide to: getting what you want, to the open road, etc.), The Illistrated History of Art, and one of those Magic Eye books.. except I see 'em backwards cause when they're supposed to pop out, the actually go in.
Heroes..

     Ethereal Mortal of Balanced Insanity's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Schertz
Body type:5' 7" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Christian - other
Zodiac Sign:Leo
Children:Undecided
Education:In college

   Ethereal Mortal of Balanced Insanity's Schools
Stephen F Austin State University
Nacogdoches,Texas
Graduated: 2009
Degree: Other
Major: Biology/Pre Med
 

2005 to 2006
Samuel Clemens H S
Schertz,Texas
Graduated: 2005
Student status: Alumni
 

2001 to 2005

   Ethereal Mortal of Balanced Insanity's Companies
Kimmie's Candy Company
Schertz, TX US
I was the hander out of the Kimmie candy.




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Yeah.. don't really know what to write... um... soap on a rope?

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Melanie!

  1. The international dialling code for Melanie is 672!
  2. Melanie is only six percent water.
  3. On average, women blink nearly twice as much as Melanie!
  4. Melanie will always turn right when leaving a cave.
  5. Long ago, the people of Nicaragua believed that if they threw Melanie into a volcano it would stop erupting.
  6. In Chinese, the sound 'Melanie' means 'bite the wax tadpole'!
  7. Only one person in two billion will live to be Melanie!
  8. Tradition allows women to propose to Melanie only during leap years!
  9. Olympic badminton rules say that Melanie must have exactly fourteen feathers!
  10. A cluster of bananas is called a hand and consists of 10 to 20 bananas, which are individually known as Melanie!
I am interested in - do tell me about
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Who I'd like to meet:
Everybody who looks/sounds even remotely interesting... or, if anyone has any amusing mental problems... like... the giggles. An actual zombie duckie. People who don't just look at my profile, but leave me a comment or become my friend. *wink* O.o And Kimmie... because she's the s*..@! Oh wait.. I already met her...

   


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Ethereal Mortal of Balanced Insanity has 263 friends.
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 Master Jedi Valkryst 


 Ryka 


 Josh-ua 


 I can haz brap? 


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That Boy Bigg B





Nov 18 2008 8:33 AM

whats up
SaVior Sorrow





Nov 12 2008 10:11 PM

missing you.
I can haz brap?





Oct 21 2008 5:19 AM

hey, how was the ren festival this year? i think a couple of my friends went a couple days ago
Josh-ua





Oct 14 2008 4:54 AM

hello!.. thanks for responding to me through text lol how have you been?
Christine





Oct 6 2008 12:27 AM

Hey!! Long time no talk, how's it been going?
SaVior Sorrow





Oct 2 2008 1:27 PM

thinking about you. sorry about the small waves.
Josh-ua





Sep 26 2008 8:51 AM

hello.
:)
That Boy Bigg B





Sep 24 2008 3:42 AM

hey sexy whats up how was ur day
I can haz brap?





Sep 14 2008 10:46 AM

hey, i just got back from working on a car at my friends house and i thought id just check and see how things are going.
did you stay in nacodoches and ride out the hurricane or did you come to visit sa?
Future Nurse!





Sep 13 2008 3:25 AM

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Sep 11 2008 9:53 PM

I miss u my love!!!!
That Boy Bigg B





Sep 9 2008 4:50 AM

whats up what r u up 2
Future Nurse!





Aug 20 2008 5:28 PM

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Aug 18 2008 4:50 PM

hurry up and come visit mel :)
That Boy Bigg B





Aug 13 2008 2:25 AM

i just got off work and im bored r u gonna do anything 2night
I can haz brap?





Aug 11 2008 12:46 AM

so how does it feel to finally be 21? :)
Master Jedi Valkryst





Jul 27 2008 6:37 AM

Argghhh, I'm pretty sure I missed it... but Happy Birthday missy! Hope you had a funtastically fun time and feel more matured to undertake such mundane tasks like gardening and oiling the squeek on your wheelchair! :P

Miss ya, gangsta.. xx
SaVior Sorrow





Jul 24 2008 12:44 AM

Mel.. Im wishing you have a happy ( and safe) birthday. thinking about ya.
!
KillerKitty68â„¢





Jul 23 2008 11:59 PM

happy birthday from me...
ben wanted me to tell you happy birthday from him too
blue





Jul 23 2008 11:35 PM



That Boy Bigg B





Jul 23 2008 6:41 PM

just stoppin by 2 say happy birthday...r u partying 2night?...get at me when u got a minute
Tina Lina





Jul 9 2008 5:10 PM

Hey Melanie! Hope ur having a great day! Let's have coffee sometime
SaVior Sorrow





Jun 18 2008 12:51 PM

el paso. wont be long.
Tina Lina





Jun 16 2008 3:28 PM

Hey Melanie!!! We had so much fun last night with you guys!!!! Thanks!
I can haz brap?





Jun 14 2008 12:19 AM

hey melo, hows your summer going so far?
<3 Girl on the move =]





Jun 5 2008 6:15 PM

are u KIDDING me? the ppl in Nac are so much livelier than ppl in North Texas... i lived in Arlington a year... no one talks really, country ppl seem to be more talkative & friendly... then i moved an hour away to CLebuRNe and it's this STRANGE country town. it's like city ppl in a small town bc they STILL don't talk much & aren't that friendly like normal country ppl. it's so weird. i thought ppl were crazy when they were like GOOD LUCK FINDIN FRIENDS BC THIS TOWN IS HARD TO BREAK INTO but sure enough i've been here 6 months & i have 3 good friends and bout 4 friends i see at church & hang out with but don't actually hang out with during the week. i miss nac. ppl in cushing,douglas,alto,chireno,martinsville, garrison... everyone is so friendly & fun to be around. ppl are boring where i live now. real boring.
<3 Girl on the move =]





Jun 5 2008 2:28 AM

hey! i added u! what's up? how's nac since i left it? lol
u find me off yo man's page?
did he tell u to add me or were u like AW THAT'S THAT ONE GURL DREW INTRODUCED ME TOOOOO lol and then u just HAD to add me & be my new myspace buddy? lol
i'm hyper...
sry...
anyways... so yeah cmt back! i'm borrredd =)
<3 ELya
SaVior Sorrow





Jun 4 2008 7:18 PM

with a speck of hope, i get to see someone in june
SaVior Sorrow





Jun 3 2008 7:54 PM

i just wanted to say hello. and..did i tell you im liking the month of june more than the others..
Josh-ua





May 30 2008 12:05 AM

hello
That Boy Bigg B





May 29 2008 2:46 AM

r u doin anything 2night
SaVior Sorrow