Ethereal Mortal of Balanced Insanity
Melanie Thegreat
Melanie Thegreat "HEY! Been tryin' to meet ya..."

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22 years old
Texas
United States



Last Login: 12/20/2009
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    Ethereal Mortal of Balanced Insanity's Interests
GeneralEating things that ask me not to eat them... like food... (my food talks to me.)
MusicAqualung, system of a down, my chem romance, tait, death cab for cutie, weezer, modest mouse, the beatles, classical, and anything my little sister wants to listen to. (This would explain why I know all the words to most of the songs in Barbie's Princess and the Pauper.) Also, the Yeah Yeah Yeahs, the Pixies, Panic at the Disco, and Trespassers William.
Movies

Do You Speak English?

Comedy in which a woman who's car has broken down in France attempts to speak to the locals.
Benny and Joon, Edward Scissorhands, any of the wonder-filled movies directed by Tim Burton such as:Nightmare Before Christmas, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Corpse Bride... and while I'm on that subject, has anyone else ever read his book? (Besides Kim, lol) It's hella kool. I also like Drop Dead Fred, Phantom of the opera, (Amelie), (Happenstance), (anything with Audrey Tatou in it.) And anything with Johnny Depp. He's such a great and versitile actor.
TelevisionMeow....*smiles*...?....*smiles again* Oh, and Dane Cook.. he's on the TV too... CAT! GET OFF THE TV!
BooksAnything by James Herriot or Hemmingway. I'm not quite sure what else... if you'd like to know what's on my shelves: The Vampire Book, Food for the Dead, Life on the Edge (But this doesn't count because it's 1/2 way an altered book... and if you don't know what that is, type "altered books" into google.), The complete guide to novel writing, The Complete Tales and Poems of Edgar Allan Poe, The Joy of Lex (One of my favorites... ), Teaching yourself applied psychology, The Sex Lives of Cannibals, all of the Bad Girl books (Ex: Bad Girl's guide to: getting what you want, to the open road, etc.), The Illistrated History of Art, and one of those Magic Eye books.. except I see 'em backwards cause when they're supposed to pop out, the actually go in.
Heroes..

     Ethereal Mortal of Balanced Insanity's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Schertz
Body type:5' 7" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Christian - other
Zodiac Sign:Leo
Children:Undecided
Education:In college

   Ethereal Mortal of Balanced Insanity's Schools
Stephen F Austin State University
Nacogdoches,Texas
Graduated: 2009
Degree: Other
Major: Biology/Pre Med
 

2005 to 2006
Samuel Clemens H S
Schertz,Texas
Graduated: 2005
Student status: Alumni
 

2001 to 2005

   Ethereal Mortal of Balanced Insanity's Companies
Kimmie's Candy Company
Schertz, TX US
I was the hander out of the Kimmie candy.




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Yeah.. don't really know what to write... um... soap on a rope?

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Melanie!

  1. The international dialling code for Melanie is 672!
  2. Melanie is only six percent water.
  3. On average, women blink nearly twice as much as Melanie!
  4. Melanie will always turn right when leaving a cave.
  5. Long ago, the people of Nicaragua believed that if they threw Melanie into a volcano it would stop erupting.
  6. In Chinese, the sound 'Melanie' means 'bite the wax tadpole'!
  7. Only one person in two billion will live to be Melanie!
  8. Tradition allows women to propose to Melanie only during leap years!
  9. Olympic badminton rules say that Melanie must have exactly fourteen feathers!
  10. A cluster of bananas is called a hand and consists of 10 to 20 bananas, which are individually known as Melanie!
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Who I'd like to meet:
Everybody who looks/sounds even remotely interesting... or, if anyone has any amusing mental problems... like... the giggles. An actual zombie duckie. People who don't just look at my profile, but leave me a comment or become my friend. *wink* O.o And Kimmie... because she's the s*..@! Oh wait.. I already met her...

   


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Aug 21 2009 6:06 PM

whats good melanie
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Aug 14 2009 12:44 PM

dont drink the water Pictures, Images and Photos
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Jul 30 2009 4:30 PM

I love and miss you Home Skillet Biscuit Head! :D
Joshua

Joshua White



Jun 19 2009 5:38 AM

so you and andrew need to change your status! lol how yall are not in a relationship... you two are married! :)
blue

Blue Kelley



May 18 2009 2:02 AM

I didn't know you where a new Mommy congrats
blue

Blue Kelley



May 17 2009 10:46 PM

Well if it was the swine flu it wasn't that bad it only lasted 5 days and all I did was sleep.:-}
blue

Blue Kelley



May 17 2009 10:34 PM

I've been ok had a cold for a few days. everyone else is going through a lot of drama but I'm trying to stay out of it.
KillerKitty68™

Killer Kitty



May 14 2009 8:28 PM

wow my other friend just had a little boy on may 5th too... crazyness i talk to him every now and then but not much and i also just got back from san antonio it was freaking hot... good luck
KillerKitty68™

Killer Kitty



May 14 2009 8:14 PM

pretty good been changing alot in my life and everything is good so far... when did you have your little one?
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May 14 2009 3:05 PM

That's wonderful! I am happy you are both in this together, it makes things much easier! I am doing well and loving motherhood, and Zorion is growing too quickly. I cannot believe he will be 1month tomorrow...Already! Geez. Love, ME
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May 12 2009 11:32 PM

Hey! How has being a new mommy been? Hope you are doing well, along Miss AERI. Lemme know how things are, and if you need anything, I'd love to help! Love, ME
Jonesey

Joshua Jones



Apr 29 2009 5:07 AM

Hey Mel it's been close to forever since I talked to you last but I figured I would say hey and stuff.
That Boy Bigg B

That Boy Bigg B



Apr 26 2009 2:29 AM

hey what r u up 2 2night
That Boy Bigg B

That Boy Bigg B



Apr 20 2009 5:06 AM

just stoppin by 2 say whats up...hit me up when u get a chance
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Mar 23 2009 1:59 PM

Hey hun.
I know you don't know much about me, but I was wondering how you are doing? And holding up with the baby? And when is your baby shower, if there is one?
Dottie

Dottie



Mar 11 2009 10:46 PM

Hey sweetie, I loved the pictures! I tried to comment on them and it would put the same comment on all of them. Just wanted you to know so that you wouldn't think I'm a total dummy.
hugs, Dottie
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Feb 13 2009 2:37 AM

Hah, I forgot that I had taken you off my myspace.
:/ sorry
nobody

nobody



Feb 12 2009 4:57 PM

Thank you! : )
That Boy Bigg B

That Boy Bigg B



Feb 8 2009 5:08 PM

hey how u been
I can haz brap?

CHRIS MAYER



Jan 18 2009 6:48 PM

hey mel! how are things? i haven't heard from you in a long time!
That Boy Bigg B

That Boy Bigg B



Dec 25 2008 4:40 AM

Merry Christmas
John,RN & Christy,R.N.

John,RN & Christy,R.N.



Dec 3 2008 4:01 AM

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Nov 27 2008 9:13 PM

hey mel! haven't heard from you in a while.
hope you have a great thanksgiving! give me a call sometime :)
nobody

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Nov 27 2008 2:30 PM

Hey! Miss you!! Have a happy thanksgiving!


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