Zombie Jesus
"The more I search, the more my need... for you. The more i bless, the more i bleed... for you.---Metallica"

Male
17 years old
PHOENIX, Arizona
United States



Last Login: 11/8/2008
Mood: rockin Mood Image
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 MySpace URL: 
  http://www.myspace.com/zombiejesusrocksyoursocks  



    Zombie Jesus's Interests
GeneralMusic, movies, NOT being home. Drumming. Uhr mit miene Freunden. Mis amigos. speaking different languages. KICKING NAMES AND TAKING ASS!
Music

MoviesI LOVE NOODLES! (click here) Cyanide and Happiness, a daily webcomic
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
Television

This Series of short films is amazing. Comedy, Drama, Action Figure s; what more could you want
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTFqBM7ZtNI

whatch them all for the whole story. just click on "video response" under the clip when done.

BooksBooks are for suckas, or smart people. Im neither.
HeroesZombie Jesus Amazing Song Lyrics: Blackened is the end.-Metallica The weak ones are there to justify the strong.-Marilyn Manson The more i search, the more my need, for you.-Metallica Give me money, give me green, and heaven and you will meet. Make your contribution and you'll get a better seat.-Metallica Lady Justice has been raped, truth assassined.-Metallica

     Zombie Jesus's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Phoenix
Body type:6' 0" / Body builder
Ethnicity:Latino / Hispanic
Zodiac Sign:Gemini
Children:Someday
Education:High school
Occupation:Ruler of the world

   Zombie Jesus's Schools
Greenway High School
Phoenix, AZ
Graduated: N/A
Degree: In Progress
 

2005 to Present



Zombie Jesus says: the early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

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   Zombie Jesus's Blurbs
About me:
My name is E. Michael Mendoza, only a select few individuals know my REAL first name. They will be givin seats of power in my new world order. that was a joke, laugh. Call me Mike, not Mikey (the name Mikey makes me turn green and start breaking things and yelling "SMASH"). im a pretty smart, funny, and conceded individual. I drum, alot. I love doing it. I speak 3 languages. I lift weights a lot. I like to take charge of whatever is going on so i have full responsibility of the consequences. I dont like sitting around doing nothing unless with other people (time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time). I have 2 brothers, 15 year old Steven and 9 year old James, Steven's funny, James' annoying. I love just chillin and having fun in any way, shape, or form. if you dont like it, then SUCK A CHODE. Quiz
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You scored as Rocker, Mosher, Your A Rocker!

Rocker, Mosher

80%

Goth

60%

Skater

35%

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35%

Prepy

25%

Trendy

15%

Emo

5%

What Group Are You? What Group Are You? Chav, Rocker, Skater, Emo, Goth, Trendy, Prepy Ect
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Who I'd like to meet:
1 Cyanide and Happiness, a daily webcomic
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net 2 Cyanide and Happiness, a daily webcomic
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net 3 Cyanide and Happiness, a daily webcomic
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Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net 6 Cyanide and Happiness, a daily webcomic
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net 7 Cyanide and Happiness, a daily webcomic
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Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net 9 Cyanide and Happiness, a daily webcomic
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Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net 12 Cyanide and Happiness, a daily webcomic
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net



   


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Zombie Jesus has 65 friends.
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 Scuba Steve 


 SIMS 


 Chris/Waffle 





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$Cor-eh$





Jul 10 2008 4:06 AM

haha so....thats mean u will get old faster then me
Aleksander The Great™





Jul 7 2008 6:46 AM

stuff?!?!?!? what stuff?!?!?!?!?!?!
Aleksander The Great™





Jul 6 2008 9:00 AM

so are you ready to come back?
Ashley </3





Jul 1 2008 8:03 PM

oo ok..
Ashley </3





Jul 1 2008 5:05 PM

Hey!

Are you home?!
Scuba Steve





Jun 30 2008 9:39 PM

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Playing poker, drinking Beer. Wish you were here.

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MATT





Jun 30 2008 7:54 AM

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I hi fiiived you.


Hi fiiiive me back!

Ashley </3





Jun 21 2008 12:15 AM

lol ok sounds like a plan, but seeing as I am leaving today and won't be on until I get back, we will talk then, have fun on the rest of your trip with all your ugly russians! lol love you!
Ashley </3





Jun 19 2008 8:44 PM

yea well lol. We all know I'm not the brighest crayon in the box! lol and stopping cracking jokes about me being blonde! haha..Um I'll try n' hook you up with someone.
lol go through my friends and message me if you see someone you like I suppose? and I will tell you yay or nay! haha
Ashley </3





Jun 19 2008 8:25 PM

just asking. lol


and well I would have never known that seeing as I never took a foreign language! lol
Ashley </3





Jun 19 2008 8:15 PM

I have no idea wtf you just said to me...but anyways.. How's the girl searching going?! =]
Ashley </3





Jun 19 2008 8:09 PM

heyyyyy =]
Ashley </3





Jun 17 2008 7:13 PM

haha I know I did, I couldn't deicde which one I wanted! lol The first one was from last summer and then the other one was me and my little sis and this ones from my bday! lol

Yea I have a job but I work for my mom so I can pretty much do whatever I want lol. seeing as I'm on myspace and I'm at work! haha. I get back the 7th so that works out!

and ok.
Ashley </3





Jun 17 2008 7:05 PM

Haha ok I PROMISE we will hang out when you get back. When do you get back? And which hot friend would you like? lol I'll do my best.
Ashley </3





Jun 17 2008 6:57 PM

haha wow hunny I'm sorry =/ that's no fun!
Ashley </3





Jun 17 2008 6:52 PM

haha that totally sucks! Don't you speak some German though?
Ashley </3





Jun 17 2008 6:41 PM

haha ugly russians? Doesn't sound like your type! lol
Hanna Cha^^*





Jun 15 2008 10:58 PM

oh hi mike=]
Ashley </3





Jun 14 2008 5:27 PM

Lol are you having a good time??? is it nice there?
Ashley </3





Jun 13 2008 3:45 PM

Mike!

I miss you dude =]
HULK





Jun 1 2008 7:56 PM


Hey Mike , I'm racing a tricked out car on Speed Racing.

Click here to race me.



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May 30 2008 8:12 AM

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May 19 2008 4:06 AM

Hey Mike , I just bought you on Buy Your Friends.

Click to see how much you are worth!



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kellee[[Faggot]]





May 11 2008 5:37 AM

hey now! i think we need to calm down a little bit..lol yes?
kellee[[Faggot]]





May 11 2008 5:29 AM

FRANKLIN!!!
single again





Mar 27 2008 2:28 AM

roses are red violets are blu id shoot my dog if it looked like you

if i was a dog and you were a flower id lift my leg and give you a shower

your so fucking ugly you have to sneak up on a glass of water just to take a drink

your so fucking weak you couldnt beat your way out of a wet paper bag
BANANA HANDS!





Mar 21 2008 6:42 PM

lol ok.
so wats up?
daniella





Dec 31 2007 1:12 AM

its danielle. :)
daniella





Dec 30 2007 6:47 AM

hey mike whats up?
Jenna bo benna face





Dec 29 2007 5:03 PM

Thank you! We need to chill soon sir.
J0$#





Dec 29 2007 9:24 AM

Jenna bo benna face





Dec 28 2007 7:25 PM

haha thank you so much. but my b-day is tomorrow silly.
 





Dec 28 2007 2:33 PM

nah, that isn't mine. i'll send my number in a message.
Katie





Dec 28 2007 1:45 AM

HAHAHA
oh my god!!!
thats what you guys are always talking about
thats soo funny
Katie





Dec 28 2007 1:21 AM

yes it is a racist joke. I HATE oompa loompa's
anyways wow I would expect you guys to do something like that
stay up till 6
what did you guys do all night?
Katie