Darrell Jones

..My name is nigga Jones and I really don't feel like writing an autobiography here so here is me in a nutshell:


I have 6 snakes now. Three columbian Redtail boas, One suriname boa, and two ball pythons.

I wanna be a zoologist/ popo

My Army buddys are blood and I would not hesitate for one second to give my life for them.

Punks not going to die, EVER.

The new dropkick CD is pretty amazing, so perhaps you should buy it if you haven't already.

I like to hop in my car and cruise with no destination in mind (Even if its completely stock).

left 4 dead, Fallout 3[ specially the music!] and COD WAW are spantastic.

I like to shoot stuff.

Randomness is funny..

I'm a sucker for girls who bite.

I'm never at home, always out and about.

I never sleep.

Local shows are always fun, especially when people bleed.

Drugs are bad, mm'kay!

Society is corrupting and brainwashing the youth to a point where there are no more innocents in the world.

I have a future planned out..

ish.

Rednecks smell like a mixture of bad B.O. beer, and freshly raked leaves and flannel shirts. .

I scared my guinea pig with my python once or thrice.

Insurance companys should be illegal, although they have come in handy like 2 times.

I don't think I have ADD.

Apples are always better with peanut butter.

I only have one true weakness.

I don't know if I drive faster than the posted speed limit.

I can swim as good as a spider, NOT the water type.

Scary movies are hooah, scary movies and cuddling equals hooah PLUS!

Pirates are better than ninjas.

I once went to Caesar's Creek lake at two in the morning on an inflatable raft I bought on sale for twenty bucks.

I'm not quite sure if I know what day it is today.

At the mall, an emo kid once told me: Whenever you see rain, someone, somewhere is crying. I then proceeded to tell him that his sister called me wanting her pants back. He started to weep as I turned around and walked away, seeing it was raining outside.

I was born at 2:23pm on February 16, the year of our lord nineteen hundred eighty-nine.

I love pretty much all zombie movies, but where did they learn to run like hella fast?

You probably need to buy a few albums of the Ink spots, Danny Kaye with the Andrews Sisters and Cole Porter, Just to name a few. Being cold really sucks.

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