About me:
Billy Bob Driwahl, the only locksmith in the isolated town of San Rosina in far west Texas, knows the zombies are coming. In fact, he’s known since before he graduated high school 20 years ago. His mistake was trying to tell people. Since then, the town’s been divided into two groups. the folks who think he’s plain crazy, and the folks who think he’s plain crazy but realize that he does good work and is, after all, the only locksmith in town. Then the civilized world starts to collapse. What happens to the good old boys in this rural town when the big cities are tearing themselves to pieces? ZOMBIE-PROOF has the answers. And some of them are sort of funny.
Who I'd like to meet: How about we list just some of the people we're glad we met? How about that, with photos by our Cruise Director and chief photographer Michael Solof?
The ROBOTS FROM MARS have a new song, “Spaceship Earth”
“Better plug your ears so that your brains don’t leak out…” Johnny Air Guitar.
Visit their My Space page to experience the #1 song from the Red Planet. The reviews have begun to come in:
“Spaceship Earth is destined to become the worst song of all time!” The Psychic News Network
“Spaceship Earth sounds like it was played by a bunch of drunken robots…” The Snob Blog & Militia
“Can’t wait to jam with the Robots From Mars!” Bill Clinton
“Yuck Yuck…The Robots From Mars sound like Devo on uppers…” George W.
“The Robots From Mars are incredibly boring in a heavy handed low brow sort of way.” Dick Cheney
“Spaceship Earth will take you to a place that you don’t want to go!” Barak Obama
“Just like some Democrats we know,” John McCain
“If you are really really BUZZED and you squint really really hard, the Robots From Mars don’t SOUND half bad,” Bender, “And it shouldn’t matter that they paid me to say that… I still get to keep the money, right?”
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No updates this week on the Escape from the big D? ....withdrawal....hurts.......need some Old Dusseldorf to get me through... All kidding aside I hope all is well.
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Ben Franklin once kept a journal where he noted all the words he spoke in a day. His goal was to function in business and in life with only the most necessary words being spoken. He reached a point where he barely spoke at all.
After considering this, the Robots From Mars now firmly believe in a lipless society. The less you say the better the chance that you won't put your foot in it...
metal or otherwise.
Unfortunately for us, all the robots have really thick lips so it’s impossible for us to shut up...
