For six years, ZombiePumpkins.com has been your one-stop haunted homepage for everything pumpkin carving. The website offers its own breed of unique carving patterns. Each pattern has been carefully crafted to work easily with traditional cut-out carving techniques. You can have immediate access to these patterns today. All you need is a printer, some carving tools, a pumpkin... and maybe some guts!
Now this is a warning,
you must listen close.
It might sound scary,
and certainly it's gross.
But this is a story,
that has to be told.
Of mistakes that were made,
on Halloweens of old.
When choosing a pumpkin,
to carve and to gut,
there were some that you thought,
just did not make the cut.
The moldy and bumpy,
you left them to rot.
You thought they were done for,
but dead they were not.
At first they came forceful.
A mighty attack.
It was carve or be carved,
your brains for a snack.
The very next year,
revenge they did seek.
If you put up a fight,
your outlook was bleak.
Soon others fell victim,
to a very deep curse.
Compelled to carve pumpkins,
or end up in a hearse.
They demanded a mate,
and were given a bride.
From a ladylike monster,
there's no place to hide.
Sprouting up from the ground,
came a new mouth to feed.
They come in all sizes,
and this one's a bad seed!
Their flesh is all mushy,
you'll scream at the sight.
But their smell is much worse,
as it drifts through the night.
Each year you can hear them,
as they rise from the patch.
You better start running,
or it's you that they'll catch.
They're growing in numbers,
rolling out of their graves.
To be part of the tradition,
is all that they crave.
There's one way to please them,
and save your own life.
Just give them their wishes,
and pick up that knife.
So please do some carving,
or you'll pay for your sins.
And suffer the wrath,
of the Zombie Pumpkins!
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