Pointing out the shortcomings of others. Guitar. Photography. Comic books. Vans slip-ons. Tony Hawk 3, 4, Underground, and Underground 2, but not so much American Wasteland, there were totally loading screens. Making friendship bracelets. Hedgehogs. Serial killers n junk. Brian Posehn. That one Nikon digital camera commercial with the singing and dancing turtle. Demolition derby. Listening to Nights in White Satin by the Moody Blues. Cartoons. Horror movies. Playing Nintendogs. Nerdity. Geekdom. Dorkocity.
Music
MOTHERFUCKING KYUSS, MOTHERFUCKERS! And Queens of the Stone Age, Smashing Pumpkins, The White Stripes, Outkast, Foo Fighters, Tenacious D, mc chris, Deftones, Fugazi, Weezer, NWA, Tool, Run DMC, White Zombie, Primus, The Pixies, Mars Volta, Rye Coalition, Kings of Leon, Kanye West, Slayer, Pantera, Rage Against The Machine, I can honestly go on and on...
Movies
Quentin Tarantino (Jackie Brown is my favorite, I nearly weeped when I found a Cockatoo Inn ashtray in an antique store), Paul Thomas Anderson (There Will Be Blood was like a 3 hour cinematic boner, but without the pain of blue balls, just the awesome), The Coen Brothers (No Country For Old Men put the fear of the Dorothy Hammill haircut into me), John Waters (Female Trouble = greatness), Todd Solondz (Happiness is one of the best and disturbing movies I've ever seen, and I've seen a lot of disturbing movies), David Lynch (Wild At Heart is the best representation of young manic love ever put to celluloid). I'm not ashamed to say that I love Will Ferell movies, Anchorman and Talladega Nights never get old. I probably quote Ron Burgandy on a daily basis. I fucking love horror movies, especially anything with zombies. The bloodier and gorier the better. But I love movies in general, comedy, action, drama, sci-fi, documentaries, indie, foreign, animated, blah blah blah...
Television
Kenny VS Spenny (greatest show ever!), The Office, Ricky Gervais is the greatest man alive, Extras, speaking of British comedy, Spaced was cool, it was all about like, stuff, video games, and dogs. Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Sealab 2021, Metalocalypse, Venture Brothers, Reno 911!, Mr. Show, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Freaks and Geeks, The Simpsons, Upright Citizens Brigade, Iron Chef (the real one), Carnivale, Arrested Development (Fox will rue the day they cancelled this amazing show), South Park, Oz, Beavis and Butthead, Salute Your Shorts, The Sopranos, Home Movies, Futurama, The Twilight Zone, Seinfeld, Sifl and Olly, Ren and Stimpy, Kids in the Hall, Six Feet Under, King of the Hill, Heroes, Project Runway, Top Chef, 30 Rock, House, umm...I watch entirely too much TV.
Books
Comic books (Dork!, Milk and Cheese, The Walking Dead, Fables, The Goon, The Boys, Preacher, Local, 100 Bullets, Scalped, Jonah Hex, etc), True Crime, Dahl, Palahniuk, Berenstain Bears, Sideways Stories from Wayside School, Disinformation, What Happened? (The Mr. Show book).
Heroes
Simpson, Homer Simpson. He's the greatest guy in history. From the town of Springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut tree.
These three sassy ladies as well
Sylvester is my latest hero. Here is a prime example of why.
About me: “Why don’t you tell us something about yourself?”
Okay, I want to work with handicapped children. And my parents are my best friends. Oh, and I start convent school next semester. And I fuck on the first date.
I'm awesome. I like kittens, playing guitar, playing video games, watching movies, reading comic books, nothing terribly interesting. I like reading about serial killers. I like Adult Swim, but I hate anime. My favorite color is green. I have too many posters and not enough wall. I have too many DVDs and not enough space. I don't know what else to say right now.
Who I'd like to meet: Non-assholes. Non-buttholes. Non-dickholes. Non-annoyingcuntfaces. Kenneth Joel Hotz. Spencer Nolan Rice. Honest Abe Lincolnstein. Aquaman.
