We didn't know what to put here, so we asked some monsters. Here are their appraisals...
"A seemingly endless supply of brilliantly crafted hit songs that never seems to end. It's almost appears as though they have an infinite number of them." - Giant Squid
"The loud, Ramonic guitars and Zombina's unmistakable vocals, balanced against a clear love of traditional rock n' roll and a tendency towards the darker, more gothic themes makes Zombina and the Skeletones the perfect background music for slowly materialising in mirrors, floating down the ends of hallways and making crying sounds at the foot of the bed." - A Baby Ghost from the 1900's
"Zombina and the Skeletones? Legends. Unbelievable." - Sasquatch
"The peak of perfection. Possibly the pinnacle of punk-pop's progression. Why, I'm positively primed to pitch a paraffin packed pumpkin purposefully at a passerby..." - The Headless Horseman
"You want to hear what music they make? Why don't you listen for yourself? What? Your computer have no speakers? Blah!" - Count Dracula
"To my ears, this is what the soundtrack from Grease 2 would have been like if Grease 2 had been directed by Lucio Fulci, but then again, I suppose my ears are better suited to listening out for my unwitting prey as I stalk them through dark woods beneath a full moon than they're suited to listening to pop music. Woof." - The Wolf Man
You guys seriously rocked at Retro Bar on Saturday, looking forward to your next visit to Manchester already. Thanx for the dog.. I will take good care of him :)
Ave My Liege~I Welcome Thee to My Personal Lair~Warmest Greetings & Salutations from The Metal Goth Queen~I Humbly Thank Thee for Becoming a Cherished Friend~Thou Doest Me Much Honour~I Pray That Thou Hast Joined My COVEN MusicSpace~I Most Enjoyed Thy Graven Images in Thy Picture Gallery-Wicked Page~The Blood In My Veins Warmeth~Thy Friend, LHP Jinx of The Coven
Ok you freaks! Its the annual celebration of the brussel sprout again,and we will be smearing a heavy gravy of sleaze on you all at THE GO-GO CAGE! CHRISTMAS SLEAZE UP! Photocopying their arses at the office party are the countries finest boozed-up Frat party kings....LOS IMBASILS! These super stoopid lovable buffoons from Bristol will be having us all doing the watusi and the monkey to a great set of fraternity party classics all in their own inimitable rowdy style! These guys have played storming sets at top Garage festivals- The Funtastic Dracula Carnival in Spain and the Blast Off Fest in Nottingham, and are bringing their keg bursting drunken antics up to Liverpool for a great crimbo knees-up!!! Also in his bulging sack,we unleash again Santa’s horrible dirty little helpers THE STRIP OFFS! These X-rated masked perverts of garage punk are like a bunch of twisted deviants lurking in a park bush! Lock up your daughters and......pets.....You have been warned! Also the bizarre and demented B-Movie projections with a fetive twist and the usual party rockin dj’s,ANDY COMBOVER, CARL COMBOVER and JOHNNY ALPHA spinning only the finest platters that matter- pounding 1960’s Garage,Twanging Surf Instro’s,Greasy Rythym & Blues,riotous Rock & Roll,savage soul shouters and titty shakin Strip Beat grinders all on original vinyl 45’s!!!!!!!!! SATURDAY 19th DECEMBER MAGNET HARDMAN ST LIVERPOOL! 9PM-2.30AM £4 BEFORE 10 £6 AFTER.
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