hey.. i found a website with a bunch of bill brasky jokes, so i decided to write some of my own. tell me what you think:
Did you know ol' Bill used to work in medicine? penicillin was actually discovered after brasky got drunk one night and took a dump in the lab. not only did it kill the bacteria, but also all living organisms within a 30 mile radius. and that's why they call it "death valley" now.
Brasky shits nickels.
Brasky had some exotic tastes, ya know? he always told me he loved to eat 'gator. while it was still alive. wait, did i say alligator? i meant the elderly.
Brasky bathed in pure ammonia and brushed his teeth with a rusty steel wool.
one time, between anal rapings, Brasky told me he slept with stuffed animals. I reckon there isn't a taxidermist in the country who hasn't awoken at some point to a store smeared end-to-end with crisco, semen, and human waste.
Brasky once had a bad cold. in fact, he coughed up a new breed of dog- half pitbull, half doberman, and half tiger shark. I don't know how it had three halves, But needless to say 80% of it was Penis and balls.
As far as i can know, Bill never learned how to tell time for real. I guess saying "time to eat children" always well enough anyway.
Bill's mom talks about him all the time. one time she let loose about how when he was born he already had pubes, a full set of teeth, and three bastard children of his own.
Bill named his first 22 sons bill. his 23rd he named Dick nixon, after it's mother.
you need a picture or video of you mainipulating your orb of wonder. that would be fantastic. also, when you finish your art you should post that shit sos i can sees its.
it wasn't very easy making that picture. since i'm at the library and i don't have pjhotoshop, i had to do it all with paint. what little editing i could do on the photos i did in microsoft word. but i thank you, i think it came out looking pretty boss myself.
you should definitely check out haight st. Its a really long street filled with thrift stores, record stores, and people on crack. ... hmm, and the vogue theatre is nice. you should check that out too :)
Did you make that picture in your backround? it seems very appropriate for between gods and insects. sorry i couldn't see you while you were here bro. maybe next time. peace.
what's down in clint town? me and my guitarist/friend Dan started writing a song together finally and it is freaking awesome. think tribal jazz meets nine inch nails, with a primusee bassline for good measure, minus the silliness and psychedelica-umm--ness. i think i finally settled on my genre names on my myspace, see if you think it is accurate. punk for attitude nu-jazz for style and fusion to cover all my bases... i think it'll work. anyhowszen drop me a line brosef. PEACE OUT.
i'll try and give you a call soon. i miss ya too, chap. i haven't recorded anything yet, but i have found an actual drummer and guitarist to play with me which is megasweet. also, my first attempt at homebrewing, an irish stout, is going to be done saturday. which is also sweet. keep up the making of cool new tracks, and i'll try and get some more recent recordings up myself. peace out homes, ryan
i like your new trax. especially "complex machine." you are the greatest musical artist of my generation, thusfar ('sides me). your tunes give me a spiritual experience far better than the best sex when i listen to you (don't take that the wrong way). you fill me with adrenaline. your music is superior. etc.
Hey. Actually, I saw "the clan" the other night. We saw a movie, but there was no Clint. I was wondering where you might be. I moved out of the trailer and am now living with my grandmother. She's cool, and she bails me out a lot :) We should all hang out some time. You know, it's fun and shit.
Hey hey hey. How ya doin'? Is your computer still having issues, or have they been resolved? Well, I'm no longer living at the trailer, and now all our schedules are different, but we should still try to hang out before I have to go back to school. I've got to get most of the partying out of my system before then :) Have you talked to Em or Al lately? I don't see them as much as I used to. Well, I hope you're doing alright. Have a good one.
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