Zorphbert (& Fred)
Zorphbert and Fred Alien
Zorphbert and Fred Alien Male
101 years old

United States



Last Login: 11/12/2009
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    Zorphbert (& Fred)'s Interests
General Broadcasting Live with Ustream.TV
MusicTenticles of Fury, ZEORK, Wet Wang the Blob, and STYX.
Movies"Close Encounters" is the funniest damn movie ever. Laughed myself silly.
TelevisionBoth of us can't get enough of "Flavor of Love". Riveting. A classic.
Booksme: anything by Kurt Vonnegut. Fred: anything by Shel Silverstein.

     Zorphbert (& Fred)'s Details
Status:Single
Zodiac Sign:Capricorn



Zorphbert (& Fred) are on an employment mission for our male owner! Posted at 4:21 AM Oct 13
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   Zorphbert (& Fred)'s Blurbs
I'm Zorphbert, the Captain, er... alpha dog of this mission. By mission, I mean ... hassle... of being pet dogs. And it is quite the hassle. Check out our lame-ass house behind us. Pathetic, huh? And you should see the food we have to eat. Stupid humans could have at least made it LOOK appetizing. And this new-fangled "fetch" game they force us to play makes me realize just how dumb humans are. Pity. Anyhoo. Moving on. About me? I like INTELLEGENT conversation, technology and Pictionary. Okay, Fred is having a little conniption next to me here to allow him to say something, so, here he is. ------------------ Hi! I'm Fred! YAY! Nice to meet you people out there in MYSPACE!!!! This is sooooo cool! I'm, like, talking to people floating out in SPACE! We probably passed you on our way to Earth in our spaceshi-- ------------------ Okay, Fred will go back on his medication now. Nice to meet you. Be our friends. Check out our adventures by clicking below. And ignore the dumb fat one, he's crazy.

About me:


You should create your own MySpace Layouts like me by using nUCLEArcENTURy.COM's MySpace Profile Editor!
Who I'd like to meet:
The guy who invented canned dog food, so I can test out my shiny new phaser gun. Bastard. Fred says he wants to meet "pretty kitty cats". Whatever.

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Sandoz

Michael Marino



Nov 3 2009 1:47 PM

Always looking for artists and writers to contribute to The Roadhead Journal. Also, want to invite you to subcribe and enjoy the ride and the read in the Myspace Roadhead Blog...

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This compendium of illiterations, art, literature and journalism is a compost pile of fermenting illiterati to toss onto the garden of your imagination to further fertilize it to yield a bounty of ideas and free thought. It breaks rules as it does not recognize good grammer in some instances as the final authority over random thought. The words and art herein hopefully fall from an imaginary pinata as delightful and delicious candy


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Imy the Comic



Sep 21 2009 7:54 PM


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Sep 2 2009 5:12 AM

Glad to see that Zorphbert and Fred are still around and about. Your site looks great. Thanks for the add.
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Olde Towne at X-Con Oct. 2-4



Jun 9 2009 3:17 PM

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Jun 8 2009 8:11 AM


Have a grEAT week boys! B)
DeathVixen

DeathVixen



May 11 2009 4:13 PM

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Send me a drink back!

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Union of Heroes



Apr 21 2009 7:50 PM

Hello there! Welcome to the circle of friends of the Union of Heroes! I hope that you enjoy reading and watching our photocomic (www.unionofheroes.com) and I wish you all the best for your own creative projects! Best regards from Dortmund, Germany! Arne / thirtyseven / ancire
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Apr 18 2009 6:29 PM

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George Ford



Feb 14 2009 6:13 PM

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Mustela

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Dec 22 2008 9:39 AM



Mustela from World 2!

Rogan

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Dec 2 2008 8:55 PM

It's that time of the year.. Have a boney Christmas season bow-wow buddies! Sit, stay and fetch, and all the best, B)

Don't go eatin venison at Christmas! ;)
DeathVixen

DeathVixen



Nov 26 2008 10:45 AM

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Hey Zorphbert (& Fred),
I left you a gift. Click and pick it up.

HANK™ of ADDANAC CITY™

George Ford



Nov 26 2008 12:30 AM


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Nov 4 2008 10:26 AM

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Céline

Céline



Oct 9 2008 7:16 AM

Hi ! Thanks for the add ! See you soon ! Greeting from France !
Rogan

Rogan
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Oct 6 2008 2:38 AM

Something for a friend.. B)



Hi from Oz! Great work!! Cheers!
HANK™ of ADDANAC CITY™

George Ford



Sep 23 2008 1:59 AM

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morning Squirtz

Morning Squirtz



Sep 14 2008 2:19 AM

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Eric Queen



Sep 2 2008 1:23 PM

thanks guys (and Dawn)
tyler durden

tyler durden



May 27 2008 2:53 AM

thanks for the add!
my aliens dressed as dogs find your socks appealing to use as cat tails.
Antcomics

Antcomics



May 24 2008 4:50 PM

The Ants thank you for the add! :)
(And they agreed to let Fred be an Honourary Ant) :)
morning Squirtz

Morning Squirtz



May 8 2008 5:14 PM

One of our personal favorites hope you guys enjoy it. Click the toon to see all the squirtz. Visit our profile to see a lot more while your there please hit our buzz vote button it helps us a lot .

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Eric Queen



May 7 2008 2:09 PM


Hey Zorphbert (& Fred), I just bought you as my PET! Click here to find out how much I think you're worth!



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morning Squirtz

Morning Squirtz



May 1 2008 11:10 PM

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