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Zorthron
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Great Gods of Oondolia!
Male
31 years old
CHARLESTOWN, INDIANA
United States
Last Login: 6/29/2008
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Mood:
indescribable
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| General | Inventing, torturing, ruling with an iron fist, and watching my stories | | Music | I've long admired the guttural harmonies achieved by the masters of Gnrothangian throat singing, The Foomblargystia Ramfool Choir. Other favorites in my imperial court included the classical stylings of Heemphlowng Whoorpishatz, Smeegleeframp Plamble and the Krovbeets, and Melodic Unit 347-G. Also, I'm quite fond of The Archies. | | Movies | Dr. Otto and The Riddle of the Gloom Beam | | Television | Action Tony | | Books | Ugh. I find few things more primitive in Earth culture than these relics you insist on calling literature. Information printed on paper that one must scan with one's eyes to absorb. Pah! Such a waste of time! Let me settle down in a nice hot bath with the latest best-selling microchip brain implant anyday! I had quite the collection, too, my favorite being the First Testament of Emperor Zorthron. | | Heroes | Action Tony. |
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The Gordon Universe Group
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Zorthron's Details
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| Status: | Single | | Here for: | Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends | | Orientation: | Not Sure | | Hometown: | Evilia City | | Body type: | 5' 8" / Body builder | | Ethnicity: | Other | | Religion: | Other | | Zodiac Sign: | Libra | | Smoke / Drink: | No / Yes | | Children: | Someday | | Education: | Post grad | | Occupation: | Despot in exile | | Income: | $250,000 and Higher |
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Zorthron more fantastic than a weekend on the moon. Posted at 7:57 PM Sep 24, 2007
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About me:
Emperor Zorthron carries with him a certain mystique and character that is unusually pleasing. Zorthron was once in fact the richest man of Evilia. In fact, I was the emperor! Once I was imprisoned on Gandoola, but I used my cunning wit and supreme intelligence to escape. That, of course, is merely the tip of the zackleburg!
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Who I'd like to meet:
an adequate specimen to carry Zorthron's emperoric seed and bring forth an heir. An earthling female whose keen intellect is matched only by her staggering pulchritude. Must be able to keep a regal home and pay rent. No thundraries.
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