A complete lunatic, you're operating on 100% animal instincts.
You thrive on uncontrolled energy, and you're downright scary.
But you sure can beat a good drum.
"Kill! Kill!"
AC/DC, Aerosmith, Alice Cooper, Blitzhoney, Buckcherry, Crystal Kicks, DIP, Faster Pussycat, Green Day,Guns n.. Roses, Hardcore Superstar, Izzy Stradlin, Metallica, Patchwork Grace, Poison, Pretty Boy Floyd, Teenage Casket Co, The Almighty, The Black Crowes, The Cult, The Dangerfields, The Dogs D..Amour, The Erotics, The Quireboys, The Rolling Stones, Skid Row, Thunder, Ugli,Vain, W.A.S.P,
Television
the simpsons, futurama, king of the hill, beavis & butthead, american chopper, the 4400, taggart, pimp my ride.
Books
anything by, ian rankin, john grisham, harlen coben.
About me:
PLEASE DON..T BOTHER ADDING ME UNLESS YOU, a)KNOW ME. or b)ARE ACTUALLY GOING TO TALK TO ME. BANDS, PLEASE MESSAGE ME BEFORE ADDING ME & PLEASE TAKE A LOOK AT THE KIND OF MUSIC I LIKE, IF YOU ARE DANCE/HIP HOP/BOY BAND/GAY WANKY CHART TYPE BAND. FUCK OFF!!!!
At the moment, life is strange. I drive Patchwork Grace all over the UK & fucking love it, it my reason to live at the moment. After 20 years of watching live bands, i still get goose bumps when going to see another one & it always makes me feel like i am 18 again. In the late 80..s, early 90..s, i used to be a mechanic for British 125cc & 250cc motorcycle racer, Rob Orme, these were some of the best days of my life, whilst i was with him, he won a couple of british 125cc championships, & also won the 125cc race at the "North west 200" road race in Northern Ireland. That was probably the best race in my time as his mechanic, going over there & showing local hero, Robert Dunlop how it should be done. Out of 6 races that day, Rob was the only non Irish winner, the party was so good, that we missed our ferry home, which was 2 days after the race.
Alternative About Me..s
Cathy writes:
i leave loads of dirty under pants and socks on the bathroom floor
Lee The Pro Groomer writes:
hi my name is craig..my faveourite thing is my space and wearing socks on my private parts..i love live music especially opera and i adore bally....im a social recluse with a insanley big beard..im hoping to get in the guinness book of records for the biggest number of internet grooms with a man with a big beard...and id also like to move to the moon..where id set up a clam farm and listen to the mighty dip...and i would take dip man with me as he is my gay lover (he wears a helmet)i drive round on a big arm chair with a 500cc motor bike engine on it..it is of rob ormes winning bike..i ust to fix it and when i stopped spannering for him..well his feet fell of and he gave me the engine..so now i drive round on that hitting old ladys with my bagpipes..because im scottish you see.so that meens i live on haggis..o and clams..so send me a message or drop me a line PLEASE BE MY FRIEND IM SUCH A HAIRY GIRL..EXCEPT FOR THE SOCK COCK THING......
Nick(aka Roxy) says
what can i say about the Mr Barfly!!
hes cool as FooK
wears a Sook in his Cook
I wanner crawl up his beard n give him a big snogg cos i think hes groovylishious!
Who I'd like to meet: the man who invented power tools, he made my job a lot easier, aerosmith(greatest band on earth), lance armstrong, the w*nker who stole my motorbike(10 years on & i..d still break their arms), the w*nker who stole my car & set fire to it(3 years etc etc etc). my mum(becuase that would mean she was still alive)after 19 years i still miss her as much as when she passed away.
..Brawl For It All Tour 2006 - The Erotics, Teenage Casket Co & Patchwork Grace. Back Row L-R, Spike(tcc) Danny Gunn(pwg) Jamie Delerict(tcc) Mike Trash(the erotics) Joey Strange(pwg) Billy Belaire(the erotics)
Front Row L-R, Johnny Riott(the erotics) Laney 74(tcc) Rob Wylde(tcc) Me(merch, roadie, photographer) Crip(pwg) Tori Trash(pwg)</FONT ..!..!
haha thatd be pretty cool! theres going to be other songs so eventually there will be more of a selection! As soon as I get some money, I wanna be out to Europe!
hey craig whats up man! Nice to hear from you....awesome tune AND awesome photos on your page dude! I had forgotten that you were into photography, sweet
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hi dude, how are ya?? do you know a tour manager type dude called stuart (always wears a cowboy hat), reminded me of you ...really cool and good to work with...wondered if you had come across him...i met him on the hanoi rocks tour, he was dear superstars manager...
anyways, what almighty gig are you going to ? might make the brum one on the 2nd...