Mr Barfly
"Do you know how much I paid for those fucking bagels?"

Male
37 years old
ilkeston,
United Kingdom

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Last Login: 11/18/2008
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    Mr Barfly's Interests
General
.. You scored as Rocker, Mosher. Your A Rocker!

Rocker, Mosher

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Goth

30%

Chav, Townie, Rude Boy, Ned, Kev

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Emo

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Trendy

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Skater

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Prepy

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What Group Are You? Chav, Rocker, Skater, Emo, Goth, Trendy, Prepy E.c.t
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You Are Animal
A complete lunatic, you're operating on 100% animal instincts.
You thrive on uncontrolled energy, and you're downright scary.
But you sure can beat a good drum.
"Kill! Kill!"
some of my photographs
MusicAC/DC, Aerosmith, Alice Cooper, Blitzhoney, Buckcherry, Crystal Kicks, DIP, Faster Pussycat, Green Day,Guns n.. Roses, Hardcore Superstar, Izzy Stradlin, Metallica, Patchwork Grace, Poison, Pretty Boy Floyd, Teenage Casket Co, The Almighty, The Black Crowes, The Cult, The Dangerfields, The Dogs D..Amour, The Erotics, The Quireboys, The Rolling Stones, Skid Row, Thunder, Ugli,Vain, W.A.S.P,
Televisionthe simpsons, futurama, king of the hill, beavis & butthead, american chopper, the 4400, taggart, pimp my ride.
Booksanything by, ian rankin, john grisham, harlen coben.
Groups: UK Metal UndergroundTOMCAT RECORDS www.tomcatrecordsuk.comFat Boy Rock 'N' Roll!I love Rob Lane Appreciation GroupPatchwork Grace FansTEENAGE CASKET SLUTSPittsburgh TV Horror HostsThe Anti - Emo Society

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     Mr Barfly's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:ilkeston, derbyshire, england
Body type:5' 11" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Aquarius
Children:Undecided
Education:High school
Occupation:joiner & glazier
Income:$45,000 to $60,000

   Mr Barfly's Schools
Michael House Steiner School
Heanor, United Kingdom
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: None
 

1981 to 1987



Mr Barfly has come to the conclusion that some things in life just aren't worth fighting for anymore.

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About me:
PLEASE DON..T BOTHER ADDING ME UNLESS YOU, a)KNOW ME. or b)ARE ACTUALLY GOING TO TALK TO ME. BANDS, PLEASE MESSAGE ME BEFORE ADDING ME & PLEASE TAKE A LOOK AT THE KIND OF MUSIC I LIKE, IF YOU ARE DANCE/HIP HOP/BOY BAND/GAY WANKY CHART TYPE BAND. FUCK OFF!!!! At the moment, life is strange. I drive Patchwork Grace all over the UK & fucking love it, it my reason to live at the moment. After 20 years of watching live bands, i still get goose bumps when going to see another one & it always makes me feel like i am 18 again. In the late 80..s, early 90..s, i used to be a mechanic for British 125cc & 250cc motorcycle racer, Rob Orme, these were some of the best days of my life, whilst i was with him, he won a couple of british 125cc championships, & also won the 125cc race at the "North west 200" road race in Northern Ireland. That was probably the best race in my time as his mechanic, going over there & showing local hero, Robert Dunlop how it should be done. Out of 6 races that day, Rob was the only non Irish winner, the party was so good, that we missed our ferry home, which was 2 days after the race.
Alternative About Me..s
Cathy writes:
i leave loads of dirty under pants and socks on the bathroom floor
Lee The Pro Groomer writes:
hi my name is craig..my faveourite thing is my space and wearing socks on my private parts..i love live music especially opera and i adore bally....im a social recluse with a insanley big beard..im hoping to get in the guinness book of records for the biggest number of internet grooms with a man with a big beard...and id also like to move to the moon..where id set up a clam farm and listen to the mighty dip...and i would take dip man with me as he is my gay lover (he wears a helmet)i drive round on a big arm chair with a 500cc motor bike engine on it..it is of rob ormes winning bike..i ust to fix it and when i stopped spannering for him..well his feet fell of and he gave me the engine..so now i drive round on that hitting old ladys with my bagpipes..because im scottish you see.so that meens i live on haggis..o and clams..so send me a message or drop me a line PLEASE BE MY FRIEND IM SUCH A HAIRY GIRL..EXCEPT FOR THE SOCK COCK THING......
Nick(aka Roxy) says
what can i say about the Mr Barfly!! hes cool as FooK wears a Sook in his Cook I wanner crawl up his beard n give him a big snogg cos i think hes groovylishious!

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:craig
Birthday:18 february 1971
Birthplace:Helensburgh(Scotland)
Current Location:Ilkeston(England)
Eye Color:Blue
Hair Color:What hair!!!!!!!!!
Height:5.. 11"
Right Handed or Left Handed:Right
Your Heritage:Scottish
The Shoes You Wore Today:Blue "Vans"
Your Weakness:Tescos Strawberry cheesecake!!!
Your Fears:going deaf(no more music)
Your Perfect Pizza:Meat feast
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:To learn how to use my computer properly, instead of just using it for the internet
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:
Thoughts First Waking Up:F*cking alarm clock
Your Best Physical Feature:I..ve been told that it..s my arse
Your Bedtime:when i..m tired
Your Most Missed Memory:Any of my mum When she was alive
Pepsi or Coke:they..re both rancid
MacDonalds or Burger King:BK
Single or Group Dates:either
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla:Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee:they..re both rancid
Do you Smoke:No
Do you Swear:Yes
Do you Sing:Badly
Do you Shower Daily:Hell yes
Have you Been in Love:I am
Do you want to go to College:Been there, done that
Do you want to get Married:Yes
Do you belive in yourself:Yes
Do you get Motion Sickness:No
Do you think you are Attractive:Average
Are you a Health Freak:No
Do you get along with your Parents:Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms:Yes
Do you play an Instrument:No
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:Yes
In the past month have you Smoked:No
In the past month have you been on Drugs:No
In the past month have you gone on a Date:No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:No
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:No
In the past month have you been on Stage:No
In the past month have you been Dumped:No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:No
Ever been Drunk:Yes
Ever been called a Tease:No
Ever been Beaten up:No
Ever Shoplifted:No
How do you want to Die:Quickly
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:Train driver lol
What country would you most like to Visit:Australia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:not fussed
Favourite Hair Color:not fussed
Short or Long Hair:not fussed
Height:who thinks of
Weight:these stupid
Best Clothing Style:questions
Number of Drugs I have taken:not telling
Number of CDs I own:hundreds
Number of Piercings:0
Number of Tattoos:3
Number of things in my Past I Regret:i don..t regret anything

CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
You Know You're British When....
Be very proud to be British because... Only in Britain... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. Only in Britain... do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Only in Britain... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a DIET coke. Only in Britain... do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters. Only in Britain... do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage. Only in Britain... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. Only in Britain... are there disabled parking places in front of a skating rink.


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Who I'd like to meet:
the man who invented power tools, he made my job a lot easier, aerosmith(greatest band on earth), lance armstrong, the w*nker who stole my motorbike(10 years on & i..d still break their arms), the w*nker who stole my car & set fire to it(3 years etc etc etc). my mum(becuase that would mean she was still alive)after 19 years i still miss her as much as when she passed away. ..Brawl For It All Tour 2006 - The Erotics, Teenage Casket Co & Patchwork Grace. Back Row L-R, Spike(tcc) Danny Gunn(pwg) Jamie Delerict(tcc) Mike Trash(the erotics) Joey Strange(pwg) Billy Belaire(the erotics) Front Row L-R, Johnny Riott(the erotics) Laney 74(tcc) Rob Wylde(tcc) Me(merch, roadie, photographer) Crip(pwg) Tori Trash(pwg)</FONT ..!..!

   Mr Barfly's Calendar ( View All )
Dec 1 2008 8:00P
The Almighty @ Queens Hall
Dec 7 2008 8:00P
The Quireboys @ Junktion 7,Nottingham
Jan 10 2009 8:00P
Tyla and The Dogs Damour @ Nottingham, The Sal.

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Mr Barfly has 405 friends.
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Amy =D


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Nov 17 2008 12:02 PM

hello! :)
haha yeah i had fun lol might have to stay sober more often :P
xxx
♠Annybones♠





Nov 16 2008 7:35 PM

Argh i know what ya mean!!! :(

Awww damnation!! Well get them up ere asap ;P

Yeah i've heard them! They're pretty damn cool ^_^ Yeah that would be awesome! Bring them to Duddo for some breakfast ;D

xxx
♠Annybones♠





Nov 16 2008 6:03 PM

No problem :) well the pic is rather awesome if i do say so!! =]

Ahhh its SHIT!!!!

Don't even get me started on it D:

We need BANDS!!! *hinnttt bundle PWG in the back of your 70's porno van & drive em up here ;D*

Hows your life treatin ya?

x x xx
Kurt Dirt & The Love Rats!


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Nov 13 2008 1:47 PM

ey up!
im writting and in a month recording with the new lot so about 4 weeks :)

we're actualy planning a live show to rival the performances of the Salford comunity pantomime company too....

how are you?
xxx
.Matt Lion.





Nov 10 2008 11:15 AM

haha thatd be pretty cool! theres going to be other songs so eventually there will be more of a selection! As soon as I get some money, I wanna be out to Europe!
.Matt Lion.





Nov 10 2008 11:00 AM

hey craig whats up man! Nice to hear from you....awesome tune AND awesome photos on your page dude! I had forgotten that you were into photography, sweet
[[Will]]


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Nov 9 2008 9:14 PM

It Was A Very Good Costume To Be Fair.

Pumpkin Is A Classic That Works.
aNdy nuTTer





Nov 8 2008 6:40 PM

wicked...hope to make one or two myself !!

see ya soon

A
EVILEYE ON MYSPACE





Nov 8 2008 6:20 PM

hi, how are you ?
just to let you know EVILEYE CUSTOM TATTOO is closed untill the 2nd december....
for bookings call 07724 115074
check the new pics on myspace and leave plenty of comments also, please check out the website at http://www. evil-eye-custom-tattoo. co. uk and sign the guest book

EECT MYSPACE TEAM
aNdy nuTTer





Nov 8 2008 5:56 PM

hi dude, how are ya?? do you know a tour manager type dude called stuart (always wears a cowboy hat), reminded me of you ...really cool and good to work with...wondered if you had come across him...i met him on the hanoi rocks tour, he was dear superstars manager...

anyways, what almighty gig are you going to ? might make the brum one on the 2nd...

A
☠!Glampire Pleasure!❀





Nov 7 2008 9:09 PM


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Nov 7 2008 4:46 PM

Cheers Man.
(=
GD: International Man Of Metal!!!





Nov 5 2008 6:05 PM

I'm out for the next 4 nights running :0)
BILLY BEER





Nov 5 2008 5:13 PM

thanks for the videos they always make me laugh.
cheers!
carysHAVOK™





Nov 5 2008 2:12 PM

Its a good reason to dress like a pumpkin if you ask me :D
xx
GREB♥