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the ARCHITECT	May 11 2008 12:12 AM Ha,,,, Go to BED GURU!!!
LuCyBaDuCy	May 10 2008 11:55 PM Dude you are always on myspace. you must be pretty popular. lol
Julie	May 10 2008 7:20 PM Love doesn't make the world go round, Love is what makes the ride worthwhile. ~ by Elizabeth Browning ~
Matt	May 10 2008 8:57 AM wooooooooooooo can't wait for you to host the MTV Movie Awards!!!
~i ain't got no bread i gotz tortillas lol~	May 9 2008 5:04 PM hello
Laurie	May 8 2008 10:46 PM Thank-you, Guru Pitka!
Jasmin	May 8 2008 9:05 PM Hi there Guru, Thanks so much for the B-day wish! I cant wait to see you on the big screen on June 20..I will be one of the first in line to see it. =) Many Blessings to you oh beloved Pitka..
Painting Queen	May 8 2008 5:36 PM Guuuuuuuuuuuu
UR HAIRSTYLIST IF UR LUCKY	May 8 2008 4:03 PM VIDAL SASSOON HAIR MODEL CALL ORLANDO MAY 30 CONTACT ME FOR INFO PEACE LOVE AND THE GURU
sarah	May 8 2008 3:59 PM oh my beautiful guru,you make my day shine!!!
Clemintine Belle	May 8 2008 2:34 PM Hi Guru! I'm just stopping by to wish you a wonderful Thursday!
CROMEEY	May 8 2008 2:02 PM guru pitka enlighten me
ChristyDeth.	May 8 2008 1:20 PM Thank you for the birthday wishes. :] -CD
Rikki	May 8 2008 12:09 PM Thank you for the Birthday wishes Guru Pitka!
Roman the Barbarian (eIon of C. and M. Inc.)	May 8 2008 11:06 AM Gotta pee... Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, but they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them. Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that. After the girls did their business, they proceeded to go home. The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said, 'These girl nights out have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst... My wife came home with no panties!!' 'That's nothing,' said the other husband, 'Mine came back with a card stuck to her ass that said..... 'From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you!'
Amy	May 8 2008 12:32 AM Hello there Guru! I am your long lost sister! Just may be ! Keep up the good work.. Amy J
Princess	May 7 2008 10:16 PM haha this movie goin to be jokes lol man of different looks
TeamConcerts	May 7 2008 8:52 PM Please keep this just within your friends... a famous musician is playing at Nectar Lounge in Seattle this Friday May 9th.. .and we don't want too many people to show up... JUST BRING YOUR FRIENDS. Will the Love Guru be there?
North	May 7 2008 6:56 PM I am here to give you luvins! Because love IS, what love DOES! Donna Doreen, aka-North (giggly groovin gigglin guru inspector)
Chris	May 7 2008 3:48 PM GEE, I AM ME!!!! you changed my LIFE GURU PITKA!!!!
Discount	May 7 2008 11:15 AM Teach me oh great Guru! I am yours to mold like clay in a great rainstorm!
Amy	May 7 2008 7:01 AM you are my guru, my only guru, you make me happy when skies are grey.....you'll never know dear how enlightened you make me......please don't take my guru away!!!!!! HAPPY HUMP DAY!!!!!
Julia	May 7 2008 7:16 AM Guru, I love you!! Thank you so much for the birthday comment. You made my day! Big hugs and smooches!! ;)
Tesa	May 6 2008 1:58 PM with all the celebs you have come across..which is your favorite...mike myers perhaps....
Optimist *-_~ Prime	May 6 2008 11:43 AM Mahalo for the early birthday greeting ;) Can't wait to find true clarity, organization, charm and knowledge! *-_~
Robert	May 6 2008 8:50 AM Hey, How are you? Thanks so much for the birthday comment ...... talk to you later... take care...... - Robert
Julia	May 6 2008 2:03 AM Keeping more excited each and every day for your big screen debut!!! We need your enlightenment, Guru Pitka, no doubt about that! Have a loved filled day! Big hugs and smooches!!
Chachi aka The Honey Child™	May 5 2008 6:05 PM Thanks for the Birthday wishes luv. Love Always, Chachi
*** Worlds Youngest-Looking 40 Year Old Man !!!	May 5 2008 3:25 PM Hey, from the "World's Youngest-Looking 40 year old Man"!!!
stormy♡	May 5 2008 3:01 PM I ♥ Mike Myers =]
stormy♡	May 5 2008 2:59 PM Cant wait till Love Guru comes out ! <3
Tesa	May 5 2008 2:40 PM OMG..LOVE THE NEW TRAILER....I CANT WAIT FOR THE MOVIE TO COME....
A bit GLAIKIT	May 5 2008 2:13 PM i thought you were mike myers, your nose and facial expressions gave it away lol finally, your back, welcome back mike myers
CARRIE ANN ♥	May 5 2008 6:55 AM cant wait for the movie :] thanks for the add u funny guy!
Amy	May 4 2008 6:54 PM I am hungry......for "Sutra Pie" mmmmmmmmmmm
Jen★	May 4 2008 6:08 PM Guru Pitka, what's the meaning of life?
%%Tennessee whiskey%%	May 4 2008 2:55 PM now you can add Jimmy Carter to your list!!!
Brian d Victor	May 4 2008 2:44 PM I heard all these jokes in a former life . yes way .Oh yes I did . you know . I know I did . you know ?
Gangsta C	May 4 2008 12:59 PM more celeb friends than me? u sure about that buddy,lol?
~i ain't got no bread i gotz tortillas lol~	May 4 2008 12:31 PM i can't wait till the movie comes out
YogaDawg	May 3 2008 6:52 PM Hi
Stephen Tatum	May 3 2008 6:13 PM I remember hearing about this on Iconoclasts with Mike Myers + Deepak Chopra--I've been anticipating any new upcoming Austin Powers flix and this looks just as promising--Good Luck on the opening guys!!
diana	May 3 2008 10:10 AM thx 4 add how r u?
BOBO	May 3 2008 8:18 AM Have a most wonderous day
IT'S A NEW DAY!!!!!	May 2 2008 5:58 PM thanks for the birthday wish
$teven thoma$	May 2 2008 4:33 PM thanks for the late birthday wishes
Katt LaosViet chick4life™	May 2 2008 3:44 PM thnx
Amy	May 2 2008 9:36 AM Greetings Guru! I just reviewed your celebrity slide show. How fortunate you are to have such an A-list entourage. I have two questions regarding your slideshow. What does it say on your (right hand) fingers? and Are you seriously wearing gold crocs! MH, Amy
Sone	May 2 2008 9:44 AM I love you Guru Pitka, you are so wise and knowing!!!!
LIL' MISS NEW ENGLAND''	May 2 2008 9:45 AM I HAVE BEEN ELIGHTENED

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