About me:
By day, I draw pictures on a computer. By night, I'm either running lights for musical productions, or I'm pwning Alliance n00bs. If you understand what I mean by any of those things, feel free to message me.
If your profile is on private, and you want to be my friend, you should either A) send me a message first telling me who you are, or B) get real ugly, real quick. I'm on to those fake porn profile scams.
Also if you're from North Carolina, but you're on vacation in Nigeria or Mozambique or some other exotic African locale and can't get home because of some immigration issues and need money to get back, you'll have to wait until I finish paying off the loan I took out when I bought some bridge up North and a beach house out in the desert. Hope you can wait that long, Pumpkin.
I'm happily married to an awesome guy, so no hitting on me (this goes for both men and women. I'm not into girls -- they're over-emotional, backstabbing, insane bitches and I understand why men think we're all crazy...)
There's a lot more of me to see than just the surface, and it could take years or decades to actually see everything available in this lovely model © 1975. Stick around for awhile; you might find something you like. Don't be afraid to ask questions; it's almost impossible to offend me....
almost.
Word of warning: "Sarcasm" is my unofficial middle name.
Who I'd like to meet:
Other synaesthetes.
Crazy people... the fun and daring kind of crazy, not the "I'm going to kill you in your sleep" kind of crazy. Even well-medicated crazy people are cool because of the "well-medicated" part.
Artsy-fartsy freaks.
Art nerds who collect/recycle weird things to make other weird things.
Intelligent strangers to have conversations about everything from quantum physics to comic book heroes.
New friends who appreciate that smell of opening up a new McFarlane action figure because there's something euphoric about the paint they use to finish those pricey little bastards.
People who are entertaining, and who can prove me wrong when I say, "People suck ass and should all die."
People who aren't afraid of getting to know other people for who they are, not who they want them to be. Open-minded people. People who won't lie to me. People who don't make total asshats of themselves.
WHO I DON'T WANT TO MEET:
(or "What little actually does offend me")
Hypocrites.
Liars.
Assholes.
Douche bags.
"Playaz" or however the hell "walking Petri dish" is spelled these days.
Gangstas.
Uptight mofos with no sense of adventure.
Animal haters.
Lying, back-stabbing bitches.
Desperate whores who just want attention.
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Nov 20 2009 5:36 PM
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Jul 30 2009 12:53 AM
It is stupid, but still pretty funny.
Miss you!!!
Jun 22 2009 5:14 AM
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May 28 2009 2:48 AM
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
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Mar 18 2009 3:04 PM
Just wanted you to know that the only reason I haven't been online in the morning is out of sheer exhaustion.... WORK SUCKS!! At least working 50 to 60 hour work weeks suck. I will be on WoW again... season be over in about a month and a half... and my free time will open up.... HOORAY!!! And I have been a little preoccupied with a lady these days...and she lives an hour away.... so we are enjoying our time together when possible.
Anyhow... I have not forgotten about you.... be sure of that.
Glad Gavin is enjoying WoW.... hehe. Another one has found the addiction. =)
Mar 10 2009 1:11 PM
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Mar 8 2009 11:22 AM
more lol celebs!
Feb 26 2009 2:17 PM
Things have changed for me as well... =)
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Feb 14 2009 1:08 AM
Oh wow. I'm so excited for you!!! Congrats honey.
xoxo
Feb 13 2009 12:58 AM