Who I'd like to meet: Me, in 1995! I'd like to go back and warn him not to go ahead with the experiments, that some things weren't meant to be tampered with, that he's messing with forces he can't possibly understand or control! But it's too late... *sob* ...it's too damned late.
Remember taht time you were all up in your mom's 'gine and then you pushed your way back out like Indiana Jones machete-ing through spider webs? That was this day. You are now a man. It's like a 41 year old Bar Mitzvah with absolutely no consequence. You are alive. And it's your berfday.
Wow! Am I really the first to wish you a Happy Birthday??? (Like, even Suzie didn't get in here before me!) Well, we're all holding a big damn torch for you back here in NYC (see Statue of Liberty if you don't believe me!). Enjoy the sun, son! Mwah!
Welcome to The Kommune! It's about that time...Quancy Time! Chapter 6 is live and awaits your wandering eyes at...www.thekommune.com/series.
If you've somehow managed to dodge my harassment and missed the first 5 chapters...congratulations, you're stealth like a ninja...but seriously you should totally check out all the chapters...you're only hurting yourself.
Hey were those your panda nuts? Have I seen your nuts flying around in a diaper? I never asked to see your nuts. Anyway, thank you for letting me add you. We listen to you on Wait, wait... and my boyfriend wouldn't believe that was your back fat until he saw this page. (Should "back fat" have been hyphenated?) Love, love, love the show. Promise to read/buy your book now.
Let me be the LAST to wish you a happy birthday, toots!
Sorry about the delay but, hey, y'know, we New Yorkers are very busy. Not like you Angelinos who spend 3/4 of your time on the beach. :-P (Say, where IS that tan on you, hon?)
Congrats on your new book! Hope it makes you even MORE famous than you already are!
Seriously, though, we be missing your great classes with Deb. You two totally ROCKED as caring puh-fessors! Luv ya!
Enjoy your entire birthday weekend and more continued success to you!
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