A MESSAGE FOR THE MEN,WOMEN,CHILDREN,AND ROOMMATES...IN OUR LIVES.
Here are the Ten Commandments of living with a Dery Gal:
(as written by Sinner G of the Savannah Derby Devils, published in issue #1 of Derby Gal mag.)
1. Thine house can never have enough Gatorade or too many pairs of fishnets.(try to remember this the next time you go to Target or Costco, okay?)
2. Thou shall not ask if something died in my gym bag(that smell is my pads, seriously).
3. Thou shalt not protest when I feel the need to post pictures of my ass on the league's bulletin board, especially if the bruises on my ass resemble the Virgin Mary or any "Diff'rent Strokes" cast member.
4. Thou shall make your friends aware that if one more of them asks me if we skate topless, he's going to end up with a skate up his ass(that goes double for the next person who asks if derby is like professional wrestling).
5. Thou shalt remember for any birthday, anniversary or special occasion, three words:BONES.SWISS.BEARINGS.
6. Thou shalt not protest the fact that there are two league practices, one team practice, two committee meetings and endless hours on the bulletin board each week.(Just be glad that the girls and I haven't just rented a big house so we could be together all the time.)
7. Thou shalt not attempt to use the bag of frozen peas from the freezer in any kind of meal (they've spent more time on my ass than Victoria's Secrect).
8. Thou shalt accept that I constantly refer to my teammate as "Big Sleazy"(I have no f*cking idea what her real name is).
9.Thou shall continue to swell with pride when you see me kicking all kinds of ass out there at the rink. Thou shalt also remember to do us both a favor and remember that feeling the next time I get poured into the house smelling like PBR and milkshakes.
10. Thou shalt be aware that I am capable of conversing on subjects other than derby, I just don't want to.
Music
Here are a few videos from our first bout!!! The AK Rally Kats vs. the Fauxy Ladies
Akrollerderbyleague needs anyone that can roll cheer or volunteer to come out to royal roller rink this and every weds from 6:30-9 pm.... Its a blast!!!!!!!! Posted at 10:37 PM Oct 21 view more
About me: We are a No-Holds-Barred, skate anywhere, anytime, any surface Roller Derby league. Dedicated to bringing back classic all
American Roller Derby!
Skaters
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Dead Eye Dixie #?
Frozn Dvl #69
gRumbellina #3.14
Patty Wacker #10
skHATER #13
"zen-ful" deeds #72
Cherry Fairy #82
Crystalizer #503
Forget Me Knot #907
Mother May I is the League MOM
Miss Steph #NOW!
Pezzenni #5
Any girls 21 and over who want to be roller derby skaters and kick some ass also anyone who wants to volunteer thier time and efforts towards our growing awesomeness we are talking Refs medics gear heads anyone who wants to be involved is welcome!!!
The girls of Renegade wanted a faster-paced style of play with no penalties to slow down the action. Instead, the game highlights a skater’s skill and allows the audience to see some of the “outlawed” moves of other leagues in action. The product is one of the most exciting roller derby leagues in the nation.
Hoosier Daddy From the Tampa Bay Derby Darlins just stopping by to show some LUV to the AK Girls! Will someone please go to Koots and have a beer for me!!
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You are way more hardcore than me. I still need my body when I get older. Lol! I will definitely be out to see yall! Can't wait. I am just used to WFTDA rules and I like it. Ya know? Keep lovin and shovin!
Hey! I went ahead and added other derby teams from AK, just because I want to keep my options open. I am sure yall are numero uno on my list, but.... Ya know? Talk with ya lata! I just don't wanna be in the middle of anything between yall. I wish to remain the innocent bistander! Lol!
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