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Alaska Roller Derby League's Interests
General
A MESSAGE FOR THE MEN,WOMEN,CHILDREN,AND ROOMMATES...IN OUR LIVES.
Here are the Ten Commandments of living with a Dery Gal:
(as written by Sinner G of the Savannah Derby Devils, published in issue #1 of Derby Gal mag.)
1. Thine house can never have enough Gatorade or too many pairs of fishnets.(try to remember this the next time you go to Target or Costco, okay?)
2. Thou shall not ask if something died in my gym bag(that smell is my pads, seriously).
3. Thou shalt not protest when I feel the need to post pictures of my ass on the league's bulletin board, especially if the bruises on my ass resemble the Virgin Mary or any "Diff'rent Strokes" cast member.
4. Thou shall make your friends aware that if one more of them asks me if we skate topless, he's going to end up with a skate up his ass(that goes double for the next person who asks if derby is like professional wrestling).
5. Thou shalt remember for any birthday, anniversary or special occasion, three words:BONES.SWISS.BEARINGS.
6. Thou shalt not protest the fact that there are two league practices, one team practice, two committee meetings and endless hours on the bulletin board each week.(Just be glad that the girls and I haven't just rented a big house so we could be together all the time.)
7. Thou shalt not attempt to use the bag of frozen peas from the freezer in any kind of meal (they've spent more time on my ass than Victoria's Secrect).
8. Thou shalt accept that I constantly refer to my teammate as "Big Sleazy"(I have no f*cking idea what her real name is).
9.Thou shall continue to swell with pride when you see me kicking all kinds of ass out there at the rink. Thou shalt also remember to do us both a favor and remember that feeling the next time I get poured into the house smelling like PBR and milkshakes.
10. Thou shalt be aware that I am capable of conversing on subjects other than derby, I just don't want to.
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Soldotna Skaters
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AK Sue Nami #79
Brawlin Brandy
Corn Fed #394-5124
Crazy Cue #69
Damage Control #4U
Death Wroe #86ed
I Dare Ya #27
Kayoss
Kit Kat #907
Molly Dagger #WON
Slammin Sandy
Springinator #00
True Disaster #666
Vindictor #17
With more skater names coming soon...as the "fresh meat" skaters and Refs'are still earning their names!!!
Non-skating Ladies that help to make it all happen
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Cherry Fairy #82
Crystalizer #503
Forget Me Knot #907
Mother May I is the League MOM
Miss Steph #NOW!
Pezzenni #5
i wanna lose my virginity watching all you roller girls i want to cherish that moment.i dont want it to be a night where i just wanna forget so iam gonna save myself for you alaska girls.....
