Jeff
Jeff And I Am Not Lying, For Real

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33 years old
New York, New York
United States



Last Login: 3/24/2009
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    Jeff's Interests
GeneralReading, writing, rocking, faffing around online.

MusicFlaming Lips, The Cramps, The Black Angels, The Black Keys, Lamb of God, Slayer, Jimmy Castor Bunch, the Jungle Brothers, Bohannon, the Misfits, the Stooges, the Rolling Stones (up to and including Tattoo You), Aphex Twin, Lee Perry, Sun Ra, Led Zeppelin, Eagles of Death Metal, Slayer, Old Crow Medicine Show, Squarepusher, Al Green, Rick James, Sonic Youth, the Monks, the Pixies, the Ramones, Dr. Octagon, Gnarls Barkley, Heartless Bastards, Johnny Cash, Buck Owens, the band on the Electric Company, Funkadelic, Muddy Waters, the J.B's, Eddie Harris, Justice, Spoon, MF Doom, it goes on and on and on but not without Pere Ubu...
MoviesLiquid Sky, Scanner Darkly, the Brothers Quay's shorts, Jan Svankmajer's shorts, Magnolia, Slacker, the Graduate, Princess Bride, Flash Gordon, any and all Cohen Bros., most Hitchcock, most Kubrick, American Splendor, Microcosmos, anything featuring swashbuckling swordfighting animated skeletons or the work of Ray Harryhausen, Chopper, Bad Boy Bubby, Sexy Beast, Grizzly Man, The Castle, Star Wars/Empire Strikes Back, the Shining, the Thing, Spider Baby, VideoDrome, the Fly, Blade Runner, so much more.
TelevisionElectric Company, Reno 911, 24, Pee-Wee's Playhouse, Lost, Six Feet Under, Cheers, Sopranos, oddly enough Sex and the City, Twin Peaks, Little Britain, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
BooksThe Watchmen, Slaughterhouse Five, anything by Flannery O'Connor, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Hell's Angels, V for Vendetta, the Dark Knight Returns, the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep, Brokeback Mountain, the Big Sleep, (George), Fight Club, Stranger than Fiction, Naked, Me Talk Pretty One Day, The Partly Cloudy Patriot, Misery, Which Lie Did I Tell, Our Band Could Be Your Life, any Raymond Chandler, Rollerderby. Also, Dooce is not a book, it's a blog, but my god, it's awesome, as is Mister Babylon.
HeroesFred and Sandra Simmermon, Beryl and Helen Abicht, Hunter S. Thompson, the Cramps, Batman

     Jeff's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Norfolk, VA
Body type:6' 2"
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Gemini
Children:Someday
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Writer/Blogger

   Jeff's Schools
James Madison University
Harrisonburg,Virginia
Graduated: 1998
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Art
Minor: English
Clubs: WXJM
 

1994 to 1998
Maury High
Norfolk,Virginia
Graduated: 1994
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1990 to 1994

   Jeff's Networking
Publishing - Writer - Other
I write my own blog, http://www.andiamnotlyingforreal.blogspot.com, do some freelance writing for magazines as well.



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   Jeff's Blurbs
About me:
I live in a small, dark bunker, and have to perform a series of puzzling, repetitive tasks on a computer in order to stop the world from collapsing on me... check 'em out:

And I Am Not Lying.

These tasks may or may not matter to anyone at all, but when I can bring myself to do them, I feel a little better.

I work with online communities and as a freelance writer, and I've learned one thing for real. There are two types of people in the 21st century: people that live in the world and talk about it with computers, and people that just sit back cussing and commenting all day long. I'm trying to be one of the former as much as I can...
Who I'd like to meet:
Creative, compelling, beautiful storytellers from all over the planet.

Beauty is not always pretty ... I want to meet people that know the difference.

Cool people from my past that I have lost touch with.

Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.

Philip K. Dick

Also, I want to jump in a time machine and meet the first person to ever eat a crab. How hungry would you have to be to do that!?

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Jeff has 289 friends.
 toothman 


 Liquid Sky (Slava Tsukerman) 


 Eric 





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dj carlito

dj carlito



Aug 12 2009 2:36 AM

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Michael

Michael



May 30 2009 12:56 PM

Happy Birthday !
dj carlito

dj carlito



Dec 11 2008 5:11 AM

Hi Jeff... im going to have to catch up with you in NY next time i come up there!! hope you are well
dj carlito

dj carlito



Oct 2 2008 12:57 PM

Hey Jeff!!!
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Michael

Michael



May 30 2008 12:35 PM

Happy Birthday !
Niro Photography

Niro Photography



May 30 2008 10:08 AM

Happy RoOck Birthday
gwen

gwen



May 30 2008 3:36 AM

Happy birthday to my second favorite Gemini man ever. Second only to my son :)
Hope you have a great birthday and a great year. Can't believe it's been SIX YEARS since your Mama Zu birthday bash.....
toothman

Mary Toothman



Apr 14 2008 6:05 AM

I hope this rings many bells, and makes you snort something out of your nose.





Ah, the good old days.
Tommy

Tommy



Oct 27 2007 11:15 PM

Metafiltered. Nice.
Zydepunks

Zydepunks



Aug 8 2007 1:35 PM

interesting photo...



christine

christine phillips



Jul 18 2007 2:03 AM

hey there, mister! just thought i'd leave a little hello and say that your presence is certainly missed at the 'hall. so happy to hear that rachel fared well - hope you are too!
Charlie

Charlie



Jul 6 2007 11:06 PM

A few nice pix from your send-off. Has NYC chewed you up yet?

Cas

Cas



Jun 26 2007 6:06 PM

Jeff- did you know that a film version of The Watchmen is being made? I can't wait. If you've already known that for a long time, then don't think I'm too big of an idiot.
dj KerO!

dj KerO!



Jun 22 2007 5:38 AM

You know how it's comforting to know your favorite storyteller is living down the street from you? Well, at least I'll get to see you whole lots more now that you're off to NY f'ing C.

ARODD LUVS FRINA LUVS GARLIC COLLARD GREENS LUVS ZOMBIPHILES LUVS, LUVS, LUVS
BOPST

BOPST



Jun 6 2007 6:35 PM



BOPST SHOW 5TH ANNIVERSARY SHOW:

Sunday June 10th
Millie's Diner
2603 E. Main St.

With
From Brooklyn, New York...
The Two Man Gentlemen Band
Up-tempo, original old-time two-man music at a reasonable volume
***(live on the Bopst Show Wednesday June 6th at 3PM)***

And

From Hampton, Virginia
The Session Rockers
Heavy, heavy dub

Doors open at 7 PM
All Ages
Music starts at 8:15 PM

Admission is 10 dollars and includes family style meal. There will also be CD, gift certificate and t-shirt giveaways. A stellar night of food & music to celebrate the Bopst Show's continual musical penicillin in a world trying to give you audio syphilis.

Be there or be square...
Eva

Eva



Jun 1 2007 3:38 PM

Happy Birthday Jeff!!:)
notpunkrock

notpunkrock



Jun 1 2007 2:11 AM

Jeff, thanks for meeting me in DC--it was great to catch up and celebrate your birthday!
Ryan

Ryan Morris



May 31 2007 7:19 PM

J-Dawg,
Good call on the crab feast last night. I'll be going to that restaurant all the time this summer!
97.5 fm RADIO CPR of Washington D.C.

97.5 fm RADIO CPR of Washington D.C.



May 30 2007 6:34 PM

myspace layouts, myspace codes, glitter graphics

97.5 FM would like to wish you a very happy birthday filled with love, prosperity, and happiness!
Michael

Michael



May 30 2007 10:37 AM

Happy Birthday Jeff !!
Ryan

Ryan Morris



May 26 2007 1:24 AM

you may be moving to nyc, but dc has already dropped it's festering enzymes into the deepest layers of your body. tell me how you feel in 5-10 years.
Jillian

Jillian Tanori



May 24 2007 4:50 PM

thanks buddy!!
Jillian

Jillian Tanori



May 23 2007 2:21 AM

Jeff!! hey i'm going down to Norfolk/ Virginia Beach this weekend... where are all the hip places to hang? hope all is well!!
toothman

Mary Toothman



May 21 2007 7:00 AM

OMG, did you see Hot Fuzz yet???
I was all skeptical, but...shit...
I don't even know how to express...
Jeezus Christ is it a fucking AWESOME movie.
toothman

Mary Toothman



May 21 2007 6:56 AM

I will be in VA June 9 thru June 26 finishing up the thesis and defense.
I will not, however, leave the city of Richmond while I am there, because I will be just that busy.
Before you decide you hate me and that I am the worst friend ever, consider this:
June 16th, Saturday. Joint birthday party--Joshua Cooley and Tom Brickman.
Where? The Toothman-Cooley Res.
Possible entertainment--Brown Sabbath.
Doesn't that warrant a Richmond visit?
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