Andrea Portes
Now with medication!

Female
99 years old
Los Feliz Hills, Los Angeles, California
United States



Last Login: 7/13/2009
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    Andrea Portes's Interests
GeneralClick here for me on the radio: KPBS IPR And, also...writing books, making clothes, reading, fantasizing about giving "I Have a Dream"-esque speeches to throngs of huddled masses who cheer me and the sacrifices I've made, embroidery, flying to exotic places where everybody hates us, daydreaming about helping people, never helping people, tomfoolery, shenanigans, learning how to say "I am a vodka tonic." in as many different languages as possible.
MusicWilco, The White Stripes, Ladytron, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Interpol, MGMT, The Feeling, The Fratellis, Nuetral Milk Hotel, Chromeo, Grandaddy, Ratatat, Belle & Sebastian, Missy Elliot, Elliot Smith, Bright Eyes, The Postal Service, Radiohead, The Doves, Fischerspooner, Cut Copy, Beck, Infighter, Simeon Ross, Patsy Cline, Billie Holiday, Willie Nelson, George Jones, Wiskey Biscuit, The Beta Band, The Shins, Division Day...you know the drill.
MoviesSEVEN BEAUTIES, STAR 80, THE TENANT, HIGH NOON, UNFORGIVEN, LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL, HAROLD & MAUDE, HAPPINESS, WELCOME TO THE DOLLHOUSE, PATHS OF GLORY, WITHNAIL & I, SOLARIS, FULL METAL JACKET, A CLOCKWORK ORANGE, BEING THERE, THE PARTY, PAPILLON, DARK CITY, NETWORK, IRON GIANT, DAY OF THE LOCUST, 2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY, LOLITA, SHAME, THE SHINING, ROSEMARY'S BABY, THE DIVING BELL & THE BUTTERFLY, THE CELEBRATION...
TelevisionPeople watch television?
BooksFAITHLESS, THE PAINTED BIRD, THE BEAUTIFUL AND DAMNED, THE HOUSE OF MIRTH, LOLITA, BLONDE, WHITE NOISE, UNDERWORLD, THE BLUEST EYE, SULA, THE GREAT GATSBY, MOTHER NIGHT, BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS, SLAUGHTERHOUSE FIVE, JUDE THE OBSCURE, CUSTOM OF THE COUNTRY, ALL QUIET ON THE WESTERN FRONT, PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT, THE TATTOOED GIRL, BASTARD OUT OF CAROLINA, BRIDESHEAD REVISITED, AMERICAN PASTORAL. Here's something interesting: I wrote a novel, HICK, which was published May 2007 and, shockingly, became a bestseller. Even more shockingly, it was just optioned and even MORE shockingly, I am currently writing the screenplay... I do hope you'll read it, tell everyone you've ever met to read it and then, of course, freak out over the movie.
HeroesReligious fanatics, mirthless bohemians and girls who dream of one day being in Playboy. (Shoot for the stars, hookers!)

     Andrea Portes's Details
Status:Married
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:What's that?
Body type:5' 4"
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Gemini
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:Grad / professional school
Occupation:Scribe/Degenerate

   Andrea Portes's Schools
Bryn Mawr College
Bryn Mawr, PA
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Major: English Literature
Minor: Killing the Patriarchy
Clubs: Drunks For Nader
 

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simeon ross





Jul 7 2009 1:38 PM

Happy Birthday! It only seems like yesterday we met on that battle field in ancient Egypt....sure you tried to kill me with a short sword(how we laughed about that years later in Rome)but I knew at that moment we'd be great enemies! Have fun celebrating...it's not every day you turn 5000!!!!
Jiminy Glick





Jul 5 2009 9:51 PM

Andrea, hope you have a wonderful
Fourth of July.

Happy 4th of July, Andrea
Jiminy Glick





Jul 5 2009 9:51 PM

I'm spoiled now. Where's your next book?? Don't worry about all that formal publishing, just send me a copy any time.
Love, JG
I’m sorry





Jul 5 2009 9:50 PM

what's up?
Tim





Jul 5 2009 9:50 PM

Death of an Angel

You have surely heard about the tragic death of Neda -
a brave young woman who was murdered in Iran
just for peacefully protesting with her father
on the streets of Teheran.

This was Neda - please remember her.

Neda

CNN: "Neda" becomes rallying cry for Iranian protests (click here to read)



Please re-post if you care.

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taz





Jun 14 2009 9:36 PM

hey whats up happy birthday your pal taz
MEBARIA הלך אל ארץ הקודש!





Jun 14 2009 9:36 PM

Just stopping by to say hello !!
KAZUMASA





Jun 14 2009 9:35 PM


MySpace Comments
Have a nice year!
from Japanese friend
Anthony





Jun 14 2009 7:50 AM

Happy Birthday I Hope You have a Great Day
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MySpace comments - Myspace Layouts,Graphics, and Comments!
CKY2K





Jun 14 2009 7:50 AM


Have a Beautiful Day
Grab a new Myspace Layout




MEBARIA הלך אל ארץ הקודש!





Jun 14 2009 7:49 AM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!
Liquid





Jun 8 2009 4:14 AM

Thanks for sharing space with me!

Liquid Metropolis
Jiminy Glick





May 15 2009 6:49 AM

Good Signage
PHOTOGRAPHE RICARDO CERQUEDA





May 8 2009 4:05 AM

XIAN

De la serie: Il etait une fois un petit voyeur

by RICARDO CERQUEDA

THANKS FOR FRIENDSHIP, SALUDOS
Jiminy Glick





Apr 27 2009 6:20 PM

Where it all began...

Origin of Supergirl
B-Eazy





Apr 15 2009 1:12 AM

Stopping By To Say Hi myspace comments
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Amsu





Apr 8 2009 10:20 AM

I want their heads served to Me on a silver fucking platter!
√ΞGA$





Apr 11 2009 4:18 PM

free myspace comments

Jiminy Glick





Apr 9 2009 9:15 AM

Andrea is finally Out And About
Vishnya





Apr 5 2009 2:15 AM

Thanks for adding me!
Sabrina Signs





Apr 4 2009 5:35 AM

Happy Weekend!!
Hugs!!
B
Amsu





Apr 4 2009 9:51 AM

That song by Isis, has to be my favorite.
Thx for the add ;->
TopherDavid





Mar 27 2009 5:34 AM



wink wink
simeon ross





Feb 23 2009 4:39 PM

I could have sworn I saw you at the Oscars being hauled out by security as Hanna Montana tried to make her way down the red carpet! That's exciting..to be at the Academys! Anyway, sorry I missed your call from the police station...I hope someone was able to post bail!
Jiminy Glick





Feb 15 2009 1:45 AM

Happy St. Valentine's Day.

Happy St. Valentine's Day, Andrea
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