Andy Borowitz
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David Pastorius And Local 518



Nov 19 2009 10:20 AM

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THE INFLUENCE



Nov 3 2009 7:22 PM

The Influence Old Bones Out NOW! Its here...
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Jul 26 2009 8:32 AM

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Sherry

Sherry



Feb 27 2009 2:29 AM

Behold the 'future' of the GOP....the three stooges, Bobby, Sarah and Mike!


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Koreen G.

Koreen G.



Feb 24 2009 7:06 AM

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JOHNNY HOLIDAY

JOHNNY HOLIDAY



Feb 3 2009 7:36 PM

Todays Report on The Cabinet paying taxes was absolutely hilarious.....keep it up Andy...it will only get better!

Johnny
Kent

Kent Bilbrey



Jan 27 2009 3:37 AM

I love your sense of the absurd. The "In other News" paragraph often makes me fall out of my chair. Thanks for what you do.
Sherry

Sherry



Jan 16 2009 5:06 PM

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Cheers!

Things are looking up for everyone!
Arthur

Arthur Chan



Jan 9 2009 4:56 PM

hey andy - big fan! can't wait to see you at mike birbiglia's "sleepwalk with me" show at the bleecker street theatre on jan. 28th.
keep it up!
Rainbow

Rainbow



Jan 5 2009 7:22 AM

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Jan 4 2009 11:14 PM

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Ken

Ken



Jan 4 2009 5:24 PM

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JOHNNY HOLIDAY

JOHNNY HOLIDAY



Jan 4 2009 4:08 PM

Andy,
Happy Birthday to one of the funniest satirist of our times. Your daily email news stories make my day!

Happy Birthday!

Johnny
Sherry

Sherry



Jan 4 2009 2:37 PM


Have too much fun, Andy!
Hugs,
Sherry
Lo

Lo



Jan 4 2009 6:27 AM

Happy, happy birthday, Andy!!!

And many, many more.


Happy, happy birthday!!!

cheers and much love,
Lo
PeaceLoveVegan

PeaceLoveVegan



Jan 2 2009 9:35 PM

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Happy Birthday!
MICHELLE

MICHELLE



Dec 30 2008 10:41 PM

Andy-

Happy, Happy New Year's to you and yours.

Looking forward to more Borowitz Reports and maybe you coming to L.A.?

all my best-

Michelle
Rob/Duke

Rob/Duke



Dec 28 2008 8:41 PM

Thanks for the add. Keep up the oustanding work on the Report.
Have a great '09 and beyond!!
Jack

Jack Kagy



Dec 28 2008 4:17 AM

good luck to us all in 2009
C. McRae

Christopher McRae



Dec 25 2008 3:30 AM

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Vampgirl

Vampgirl



Dec 24 2008 11:02 PM

Have a Wonderful Holiday Season and a Fabulous 2009...Thanks for all of the laughs in 2008 and for always making me think! :)
Pop Bomb Conspiracy

Pop Bomb Conspiracy



Dec 22 2008 3:53 AM

Welcome to The Conspiracy!

Your exploding tape deck is in the mail.
Brain Surgeons

Brain Surgeons



Dec 8 2008 3:56 AM

Your bro was my classmate. Where's his guitar?

HAIL & XXXX

Deborah
Judy

Judy Fireman



Dec 3 2008 4:16 PM

Hi Andy~ Thanks for the add...that last article you wrote about our new flag? Was that real??? I know for a fact that Bush has already pardoned a guy for killing bald eagles...I'm so afraid to ask what's next.
(See, I won't actually SAY that, because words don't go out void) but, What the hell???
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