Andy Borowitz
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Mar 7 2009 9:57 PM

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Feb 27 2009 2:29 AM

Behold the 'future' of the GOP....the three stooges, Bobby, Sarah and Mike!


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Feb 3 2009 7:36 PM

Todays Report on The Cabinet paying taxes was absolutely hilarious.....keep it up Andy...it will only get better!

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Jan 27 2009 3:37 AM

I love your sense of the absurd. The "In other News" paragraph often makes me fall out of my chair. Thanks for what you do.
Sherry





Jan 16 2009 5:06 PM

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Cheers!

Things are looking up for everyone!
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Jan 9 2009 4:56 PM

hey andy - big fan! can't wait to see you at mike birbiglia's "sleepwalk with me" show at the bleecker street theatre on jan. 28th.
keep it up!
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Jan 5 2009 7:22 AM

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Jan 4 2009 11:14 PM

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Jan 4 2009 5:24 PM

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Jan 4 2009 4:08 PM

Andy,
Happy Birthday to one of the funniest satirist of our times. Your daily email news stories make my day!

Happy Birthday!

Johnny
Sherry





Jan 4 2009 2:37 PM


Have too much fun, Andy!
Hugs,
Sherry
Lo





Jan 4 2009 6:27 AM

Happy, happy birthday, Andy!!!

And many, many more.


Happy, happy birthday!!!

cheers and much love,
Lo
PeaceLoveVegan





Jan 2 2009 9:35 PM

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Happy Birthday!
MICHELLE





Dec 30 2008 10:41 PM

Andy-

Happy, Happy New Year's to you and yours.

Looking forward to more Borowitz Reports and maybe you coming to L.A.?

all my best-

Michelle
Rob/Duke





Dec 28 2008 8:41 PM

Thanks for the add. Keep up the oustanding work on the Report.
Have a great '09 and beyond!!
Jack





Dec 28 2008 4:17 AM

good luck to us all in 2009
C. McRae





Dec 25 2008 3:30 AM

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Vampgirl





Dec 24 2008 11:02 PM

Have a Wonderful Holiday Season and a Fabulous 2009...Thanks for all of the laughs in 2008 and for always making me think! :)
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Dec 22 2008 3:53 AM

Welcome to The Conspiracy!

Your exploding tape deck is in the mail.
Brain Surgeons





Dec 8 2008 3:56 AM

Your bro was my classmate. Where's his guitar?

HAIL & XXXX

Deborah
Judy





Dec 3 2008 4:16 PM

Hi Andy~ Thanks for the add...that last article you wrote about our new flag? Was that real??? I know for a fact that Bush has already pardoned a guy for killing bald eagles...I'm so afraid to ask what's next.
(See, I won't actually SAY that, because words don't go out void) but, What the hell???
nanajo





Dec 2 2008 5:38 AM

Thanks for the add.
PeaceLoveVegan





Nov 27 2008 9:27 PM

Thank you for the gift of your friendship, Andy. I laughed my pants off when I read your Sarah Palin Thanksgiving piece. Until all on Earth live in peace and are free ... hugs to you, PLV.

Kitten Baby

MICHELLE





Nov 22 2008 9:37 PM

Andy-

Hope this finds you well.
Please try to book some gigs here in L.A. 2009!

Have a Happy Thanksgiving!

all my best!
Michelle
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