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Andy Borowitz

			"I'd rather be first than right." Male 50 years old NEW YORK, New York United States Last Login: 5/9/2008

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Status:	In a Relationship
Orientation:	Straight
Body type:	0' 0"
Religion:	Wiccan
Zodiac Sign:	Capricorn

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Sarah	May 1 2008 7:39 AM Hey Andy Borowitz, I just bought you as my PET! Click here to find out how much I think you're $$WORTH$$!
Jennifer	Apr 28 2008 1:24 PM Thanks for the add! You are the greatest!!!! Jen
~ LINDA ~ L.K.S. Photography	Apr 22 2008 11:02 PM Hey Andy Borowitz, I just bought you as my PET! Click here to find out how much I think you're worth! Hahaha! You're mine now lol
JOHNNY HOLIDAY	Mar 30 2008 7:21 AM Andy, Before I read my morning paper, I go to my email for your bulletins so I can then read the grim realities of the day AFTER you have given me a reason to laugh out loud. You are one of the most insight comics we have today on par with the best of the best! Thanks for the laughter, Johnny
juliet	Mar 14 2008 11:08 AM I didn't get a chance to talk to you the other night at the moth grandslam. (I was the girl who went last) I like your blog and your style. ( I don't even know how to talk to MYSELF about jamie lynn spears...)
Darbi	Feb 24 2008 2:36 PM Come see Andy at Shoot the Messenger tomorrow night. Monday, February 25th. Check out http://www. shootthemessengernyc. com for details and tickets!
~ LINDA ~ L.K.S. Photography	Feb 14 2008 7:07 PM Happy Valentine's Day, Andy!! x~
Actress/Mogul!!!	Feb 14 2008 7:36 AM Myspace Comments at WishAFriend.com
Vampgirl	Feb 2 2008 7:14 PM I love your writing...Thanks for the add!
Actress/Mogul!!!	Jan 11 2008 2:17 PM Andy happy belated bday... Im sooo mad that you didnt tell me your bday was coming up... I c you are a fellow capricorn like myself! Lol(lots of love)~ice~
Bonnie	Jan 5 2008 11:07 AM Oh my gosh you are funny!! I read your "Hillary Repackages Herself" - it made my day :) Thanks for adding me - I will have to keep up with your writing! Bonnie
Ms. Geraldine Antonia Blank	Jan 4 2008 11:14 PM Happy Birthday Mr. Borowitz! I made you a little something special: Sorry, They are all empties...It's the thought that counts, right? I'm thinkin' I have to pee. XOxo J.B.
Ken	Jan 4 2008 10:03 PM Happy Birthday!
~ LINDA ~ L.K.S. Photography	Jan 4 2008 3:55 PM Happy Birthday, Andy!!! xox
Gabor	Jan 4 2008 3:52 PM Happy B-day, Andy. But I don't understand. Why does everybody call your blog the 'funny stuff'. I thought this is the real news?!
Eric the jellyfish	Jan 4 2008 3:42 PM Happy Birthday Andy. Keep up the good work, funny stuff
Scott	Jan 4 2008 1:55 PM Happy Birthday! Your "Report" always make me laugh - out loud...!
Liz	Jan 4 2008 1:23 PM Happy Birthday--reading the Borowitz report is my favorite way to begin my day!
Jim	Jan 4 2008 1:21 PM HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!! Hope you are having a Fantastic day. Jim
J.D.	Jan 4 2008 1:13 PM Happy Birthday. Thanks for all the Bon Mots. Peace!
Lacyblu	Jan 4 2008 10:47 AM Here's hoping your day brings you all you desire and more... Hugzzz, Lacyblu MyHotComments
Jamie Kilstein	Jan 4 2008 10:10 AM Happy Birthday Andy, been digging the Huffpost work. See ya around
kris h	Jan 4 2008 9:19 AM Have a fantastic birthday! Enjoy it immensely, whatever you choose to do. kh
Doug Scofield	Jan 4 2008 8:29 AM Have a GREAT Birthday!
Sara Benincasa	Jan 4 2008 7:48 AM HAPPY MARITAL DAY OF BIRTH, ANDY!!!
Cute Rocker Chick, Broadcast Asylum Radio Co-Host	Jan 4 2008 7:03 AM Hope this is your best birthday ever, Andy!! ENJOY!! XoXoX Check me out at Broadcast Asylum! Thursday nites at 5pst, 6mst, 7cst, 8est
I'm in the mood for Todd	Jan 4 2008 6:18 AM You never fail to bring on the funny! Happy Birthday!
Poor Man's Guru	Jan 4 2008 4:11 AM Happy birthday, Andy!!
EDDIE	Jan 4 2008 3:40 AM HAPPY BIRTHDAY KEEP UP THE GREAT WORK!!!
Lo	Jan 4 2008 2:33 AM Happy, happy birthday, Andy!!! And many, many more, my friend. cheers and much love, Lo
Animal Lovers for Dennis Kucinich-IntegrityNow.org	Jan 4 2008 2:31 AM HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Hope it's a great one.
Tyler Perry's Barbara	Jan 3 2008 9:46 PM You're young yet! Many more happy ones, Andy!
Anna	Jan 3 2008 9:36 PM Happy Birthday
Bridget	Jan 3 2008 3:33 PM Birthday Comments - DazzleJunction.com
Yummy Girl	Jan 3 2008 10:26 AM Hey funny boy, have a swell birthday! And for the love of God, please try not to get arrested this year... xxx
Candace	Jan 3 2008 8:57 AM Hey!! Just wishing you a Happy New Year and a Happy Birthday!! Take care!! Candace ;-)
sue	Jan 1 2008 8:16 PM MyHotComments
RS	Jan 1 2008 8:23 AM Andy, Happiest of Birthdays. May 2008 bring you Joy, Laughter and Prosperity. May your day be a treasure bringing Increase and Plenty to your door. Practicing Abundance, Prosperity & Kindness EVERY DAY, RS RandiSusan Mallory Compassionate Marketing 512.472.2604 Country Code 001 SKYPE: rsmallory BE a Mentor with A Servant's Heart
Rutabaga	Dec 31 2007 3:23 PM Myspace Codes Free MySpace Layouts I got this Sexy Comment from Commentsheaven.com! More Free Graphics at pYzam.com
~THE BEGINNING IS NEAR~ (C.R.E.A.M) ~RADS UP~	Dec 31 2007 3:57 AM JUST IN CASE I'M UNABLE TO SIGN ON IN A COUPLE OF DAYS...!~!~! I WANNA SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU !~!~! I HOPE THAT YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL AND BLESSED DAY !~!~! TAKE CARE AND BE SAFE !~!~! BOOGIE ~AKA~ KOR DEEP !~!~!
Tanya M.	Dec 29 2007 9:43 AM Happy Birthday - Glitter Graphics Glitter Graphics for Orkut, Myspace, Friendster
Lacyblu	Dec 28 2007 6:15 PM Here's hoping your day brings you all you desire and more!!! Hugzzz, Lacyblu MyHotComments
Alan Spencer	Dec 24 2007 3:30 AM Happy holidays, Andy... and thanks for not making me one of your "top friends."
~ LINDA ~ L.K.S. Photography	Dec 23 2007 2:58 PM Happy Holidays, Andy!!! xo
Actress/Mogul!!!	Dec 23 2007 1:56 PM Andy have a great christmas and new years... I know u were nice this year and santa is a very good friend of mines so I will send him your blessing...lol. Let me know how everything goes.. Love isis.
TJ Boone	Dec 23 2007 10:39 AM Hey, I just made a music Myspace.... add me!
Tanya M.	Dec 19 2007 2:30 PM
White Chappelles News	Dec 19 2007 2:06 PM Thanks for the ADD Funny shit on Huffington Post about Bill Clinton the other day
Actress/Mogul!!!	Dec 13 2007 11:31 AM LOL... no we both look beautiful.... i dont know why it came out so small though...what are you doing? (hitting the books... high school is hard...lol)

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