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Aparna
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"Believe the hype. It's all true."

Female
25 years old
McLean, VIRGINIA
United States



Last Login: 7/1/2008
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   Aparna's Comedian Bio
BioAparna endures. Like a bad perfume in a crowded boardroom. Or a fart in yoga class. Or a misplaced olive in a sandwich. She also knows you saw her doing that thing she did last week. May you and she be ever bonded through secrecy, lies and deception all topped with a thin layer of ingratiating superficial affection. Hugs!
Websiteinnerlimits.blogspot.com
InfluencesSnoopy, Grover, Gonzo, Home Movies, Will Ferrell, Ernie (of Ernie and Bert), the cute aesthetic, Dan Mash, Home Alone, old ladies who don’t give a flip, catty teenagers, dreamboats, flamboyence in all forms, bouncers from Bah-stan who like to pahty hahdkor, people who see beyond my flaky outer crust.
MembersAfraid not.
TV ShowsThe only time I was on the TV is when I ran into it. It didn't work. I should have ran onto it. Stoopid me.
FilmsI was in a selfmade Bollywood film at the tender age of 10. It's not on IMDB. It's obscure. I prefer to keep it that way.
AlbumsI have many books full of pictures. It would be vain to title and date them and share this information with disinterested voyeurs.

    Aparna's Interests
Generalsnoopy laugh, standing waist deep in streams while wildlife paddles by, giggling, chuckling, musing, laughing, heehawing, overcoming seesaw phobia, blogging, wading, evading, conspiring, admiring, jealousy, saying "why me?" immediately followed by "why not?", browsing, perusing, using, losing, crunking, fighting shadows, being a fake newscaster, pretending, mending, surrendering, winning, sinning, grinning, making faces of faux- and real disgust, bread pudding
Musichiphop -- the good, the bad, the oogly -- esp. wicked lyricists and sick djs; male solo folky/interesting acts (isaak, wainwright, johnson, dylan); dashboard confessional (ay carrabba), the weepies, juana molina, jose gonzales, eric hutchinson, postal service, imogen heap, the shins, spinto band, system of a down, johnny cash, bob marley, shakira, MASHUPS involving weezer, bad pop, 90s hit songs, oldies, beck music videos, catchy commercial jingles (eastern motors...i'm looking at you).
Moviesones that make you tilt your head -- either sideways, or backwards and then forwards.
Televisionanything off the cutting room floor. mr. bean is a hoot and a half, too.
Booksthe giant baby, the house on mango street, breakfast of champions, catch-22, the things they carried, a barrel of laughs, a vale of tears, encyclopedia of an ordinary life, interpreter of maladies, the phantom tollbooth, everybody poops;
Heroespeople who live in warzones/less fortunate circumstances;
Groups: i fancy eeEeeeevilPoonnationTeam EdgarBaltimore/D.C. Stand-Up5-6-7-8

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     Aparna's Details
Status:Divorced
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Alcatraz
Body type:8' 0" / Body builder
Ethnicity:Other
Religion:Scientologist
Zodiac Sign:Leo
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Education:College graduate
Occupation:napper
Income:$250,000 and Higher

   Aparna's Schools
Amherst College
Amherst, MA
Graduated: 2005
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Psychology
 

2000 to 2005
Thomas Jefferson High School
Alexandria, VA
Graduated: 2000
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1996 to 2000


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   Aparna's Blurbs
About me:
i am a frosted marshmallow in an all-bran world. get constipated. or get out.

also thank you, ladies and gentleman of the press (always good with the backhands, oochie):

To be nobody-but-yourself - in a world which is doing its best, night and day, to make you everybody else - means to fight the hardest battle which any human being can fight; and never stop fighting.
~e.e. cummings

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OTHER CLIP HERE: PART 1 AND PART 2
Who I'd like to meet:
Anyone who can point me to the nearest moonbounce.

   Aparna's Friend Space (Top 28)
Aparna has 624 friends.
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 Larry Poon 


 John 


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 Mikael 


 Jay Hastings 


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 myq 


 Helen 


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 Jermaine 


 karin 


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Aparna's Friends Comments
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Justin Jones





Jun 25 2008 9:59 PM

wait ...... your Indian American? HMMMMM had no idea!
Mandrake





Jun 18 2008 2:00 PM

Guess which cute talented Indian-American woman I was just watching on TV? I'll give you a clue: Her name rhymed with baparna...

That's right! Aparna Malladi, the very hot writer/director! Then later I saw you performing standup on local point TV, a station I think maybe three other people get in DC from what I can tell.
nurdia





Jun 17 2008 11:59 AM

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Three Muses





Jun 13 2008 8:42 PM

We're having a YART sale! Check out the great savings in our Etsy Shop, now through June 20.
Stephen





Jun 9 2008 4:50 PM

I once knew a mite with dust issues.
Tyler





Jun 2 2008 7:35 AM

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Live Humans in DC - The Variety Open Mic





May 23 2008 5:15 PM

Kaleidoscope Comedy





May 16 2008 8:58 PM

Eli





May 16 2008 1:51 PM

holy shit you're opening for eugene mirman. now i wish i was you even more. congratsies.
Stephen





May 13 2008 5:47 PM

I once knew a piece of steel with rust issues.
Justin Jones





May 12 2008 2:11 PM

I found a really funny clip of some of your old stand up stuff

Live Humans in DC - The Variety Open Mic





May 10 2008 8:09 AM

Shotgun Denny Tomm





Apr 25 2008 7:15 PM

You need to do more family oriented humor. Praise your face.
by the way wheat rolls are on sale this week at Giant!
Live Humans in DC - The Variety Open Mic





Apr 20 2008 2:15 PM

Pradyuman patel





Apr 19 2008 4:56 AM

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Odyssey Michaels





Apr 16 2008 10:50 AM

Yo, little lady.
How are you doing?
Nyds





Apr 9 2008 7:00 PM

1. i miss you; 2. break a leg this weekend (if you are dancing w/dhoonya); 3. when you coming up to nyc again yo? I'll probably be back down to VA the week of May 19...
Stephen





Apr 8 2008 7:40 PM

It's come to my attention that this woman I know thinks I have "major trust issues". I don't believe it.
I mean people will write anything in a diary, right?
Lucas Molandes





Apr 7 2008 9:11 AM

when i sit in a chair with my right leg over the left leg my pants come up around my ankle, i can see my sock. not a flattering look.
Comedian Jackson Nortyst





Apr 5 2008 9:37 PM

Touche you clever minx, touche.
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Apr 1 2008 6:53 AM

I saw your performance, you were so funny.Congrats !! :-P
Happy Spring Days.., your new fan
Vivid memory
Live Humans in DC - The Variety Open Mic





Mar 31 2008 10:25 PM

Graham





Mar 31 2008 2:58 PM

Good times at the Drafthouse. Now I'm a fan of you. PALM STRIKE!

grahamelwood. com
Paradox aka Satchmo Jenkins





Mar 31 2008 2:07 PM

HEY WHATS UP?? THANKS FOR ACCEPTING MY REQUEST AND STUFF ITS REALLY APPREIATED THAT YOU DID THANKS FOR ALL YOUR SUPPORT. JUST COME BY SOMETIME AND DROP ME SOMETHIN SPIT ME SOME LINES OR EVEN JUST SAY HOWS IT GOIN AND WHENS THE NEW MUSIC COMMIN OUT AND SHIT. YA DIGG??



PARADOX AKA SATCHMO JENKINS
nurdia





Mar 28 2008 2:22 PM

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I IZ BORNDED NOWW
Louis Ramey from Last Comic Standing





Mar 21 2008 2:51 PM

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Louis Ramey from Last Comic Standing





Mar 20 2008 12:15 PM

Today's the day, good luck.
Hope to see you in Vegas
Michelle Buteau





Mar 20 2008 12:12 PM

shut up a-boogy!
what's good?
Lucas Molandes





Mar 18 2008 7:10 PM

photo smackdown is about to get interesting
Justin Jones





Mar 18 2008 11:01 AM

I Heart Huckabees...... Ok and Aparna too! Geez!!!
Maria Bamford!





Mar 18 2008 8:41 AM

I am very graditudinal for your supportiveness. Sincerely, La Bamfoo