xColtx aka Sly Q Jones on Vox/Lead Microphone, Fancy Johnson aka Dave Curtin on Lead Electric Tambourine/Back-up Microphone, Matt Binder aka Gary Bossanova on Lead Guitar/Rhythm Guitar, Greg Frazier aka Burt Bannister on Lead Synthesizer/Back-up Synthesizer
Influences
Mostly Slayer, the Sab, John Stamos, John Tesh, Foreigner, Don Johnson, Don Rickles, Debbie Gibson, Bob Gibson, Mel Gibson, Mad Max, Tron, The Master Computer, Wu Tang Clan, No Limit $oldiers, Night Rider, TV, The Internet, Cyber Christ, Don Rickles, Jon Rickles, Jon Pickles, Pon Jickles, xCyberChristx, Barry Jive and the Uptown Five, Lonnie Anderson, Louie Anderson, Howie Mandell, Nelson Mandela, ?uestlove, ? and the Mysterians, Nintendo, Tetris, Eagle Slap 2: The Slappening, PinBot, Bean Sauce, DP, Olmec, Omar Epps
The Apocalyptic Robot Crew, ARC for short, formed on the scene like Voltron in 2004 when the mysteries of life became so great for the four members that they had to start a band in order to make things clear. It's been a year since then and things have not gotten much clearer...
Sly Q. Jones leads the band whose microphone rocking skills are unquestionable. Although not originally a founding member he was drafted by the guitarist Gary Bossanova and synthesizer expert Burt Bannister because neither of them could sing. Several hours after the recording of their first song it was decided that they reach deeper into the void to pull out Baron Von Francis Lemonjello Esquire and make him into the electric tambourine guru he is today.
Their music cannot be described with any known human adjectives, but some dogs have been known to describe the music as "bark" and "woof". Their inspirations range from Ennio Morricone's classic western themes to 80's Hip-Hop and Electronic music...
At first glance, the band seems to be from the future, in fact, they claim they are, just to confuse everyone. The band is all about confusing their fans; which is why they constantly change their name. They have gone by names like: "Spectre Junction" and "Kosmonots", just so things don't get boring. In fact, boredom is the band's worst enemy. In July of 2004 the band officially made a declaration of war on boredom, and promised to find out where it hid and to root it out and eliminate it once and for all. It's ideas like these that keep their fans from walking away.
Hey just dropping by to tell you we added a rough draft of one of our new tunes. Thought you could help spread the word and tell people to listen. Thanks.
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