Danny Carey's ability to summon demons
The Dude, Walter, and Donnie
The Helping Friendly Book
Getting down just for the funk of it.
The flux capacitor in Stephen Sweney's guitar
Jon Fishman nude
The one nation that is under a groove
Whatever was under Jimi's bandana
Geddy Lee's jet shaped like a bass guitar, painted with an owl swooping down from the moon
Neil Peart's drum solo of life
The tips of Tony Iommi's middle and ring fingers
KFC buckets ontop of a certain madman's head
The guitar that gently wept
The Grateful Dead keyboard curse
Particle's luck with guitarists
Wayne Coyne's giant hamster ball
Paul McCartney's barefeet
Michael Franti's barefeet
Jerry's soul
Maynard's dick
Sly's family
Names that begin with a ?
The road @ 3 A.M.
The mayor of moe.ville
The good citizens of moe.ville
The land of Gamehendge
The midnight train going anywhere
Any musical groups led by poetic lizards.
The lunatic on the grass.
Raccoons
The Rhymenoceros and the Hiphopopotamus
Magil aka Lil aka Nancy
Seamus the dog
Tommy the Cat
Winona's big brown beaver
Fake Plastic Trees
Two visually-impaired African-American pianists
May 3rd 1933 - December 25th 2006
Eating the Yellow Snow
Nipple papercuts
The sex god who spoke to me. Phallic Flutists
Heroin. (We don't use it, but we know it influenced a lot of great artists that did who, in turn have influenced us. You see the correlation?)
Sex, drugs, democracy.
Nipple-fights with Frank Zappa (Oh, sweet jesus!)
Elizabeth Reed, Melissa, Jessica, Desdemona, and Little Martha
Steeeeeeeeeve Perry
Catchin' sand frogs.
So you think you can just take the Effect's page and make it your own? Who you think you are... why dont you create your own space and leave the areola's too bathe and rot in its own filfth. Thats basically what we did to the Areola Effect, am i wrong? AM I WRONG...
cool myspace dude LOL hows the new place? its still below 10 degrees here don't worry nothings changed did you get a job or are you still unemployed as fuck? btw i want a grimaldi pizza tshirt :D
i dont know what i was thinking, i didn't get your # anywhere, damnit!!!! I guess i'll have to go back sometime soon just to do it, gotta get my business card out there - your still down with being my lawyer for 'British Kid's Escort Service' right? Cause I think, as my lawyer you probably should have advised me to do so while i was in France-land!
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