Big Yella Joint
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"Apparently you can cancel family."
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21 years old
New Jersey
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Lucille to Tobias:You are a worse psychiatrist than you are a son-in-law and you will never get work as an actor because you have no talent.
Lucille: Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire.
George Michael: You know, you don’t have to stick around. I could just work late tonight. It doesn’t matter, ’cause, you know, my girlfriend Ann, she’s out of town. Which is actually kind of lucky in the end, ’cause all these guys would be coming on to her.
Maeby: Yeah, you really dodged a bullet there.
G.O.B.: Well, gee, I didn’t think the woman I’d be checking out at spring break would be Mom.
Buster: She’s better looking than the whores you date.
G.O.B.: Don’t call my escorts “whores.”
Buster: Mom’s still got it!
G.O.B.: I don’t date whores!
[Lindsay, GOB, Buster, Michael & Tobias discussing girls gone wild type of films]
Lindsay: No, how would you like it? Actually, that’s not a bad idea. I should turn the tables on men and see how they like being objectified. Men with low self-esteem. Get their clothes off.
Tobias: That is a great... (Grunts.) That is a great social statement. I shall get the video camera. This is ripe for parody. This is ripe.
[Lucille and Kitty having a drink off at a bar during spring break]
Lucille: Tell you what. I’ll drink you for it.
Kitty: I heard you don’t handle your booze so well anymore.
Lucille: So this should be easy for you. (takes a shot) That one didn’t count.
Lucille: Just let me know when you’re ready, dear.
College students: (Yelling.) She’s mixing!
[footage of tobias trying on a speedo with his cut-offs on]
Tobias: Excuse me, do these effectively hide my thunder?
Maeby Funke: Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold necklaces with the T on it?
Michael: That's a cross.
Maeby Funke: Across from where?
Buster: Why should I have to sit and cheer Annyong? Annyong never cheers me!
Annyong: Go Fatty.
[after being declined entrance in to a high end restaurant]
Lindsay Funke: Let's just go, I've suddenly lost my appetite.
Lucille Bluth: Oh, who's gonna believe that?
Tobias: Then per chance I might be able to borrow your cellular telephone?
GOB: I'm not fit to run a company, I don't deserve a fancy phone.
Tobias: Well the Blueman group might need me, and I do deserve a fancy phone.
[Tobias tosses phone in the air, it lands in the sink]
Narrator: They didn't, and he doesn't.
GOB: You mean the guy we are meeting with can't even grow his own hair? COME ON!
[Discussing a new housing project]
Stan Sitwell: The only thing I ask is that out of the 450 homes we build, 1 be given to a disadvantaged family from the inner city.
GOB: That's great, so the other 449 families live in fear? Is that what we're saying? COME ON!
Lucille: Get me a vodka rocks.
Michael: Mom, it's breakfast.
Lucille: And a peice of toast.
[Thinking of a way to get Buster out of the army]
Oscar: I feel that we have not brought something up that might be a solution. Um, just spare my feelings.
Lucille: Send you in his place? I called, they don't want you back.
Michael: Your Uncle Gob seems to think that he saw you down at the docks today. Was that you?
George Michael: No. No. Maybe it was the other George Michael. You know, the singer-songwriter.
Michael: Yeah, that makes sense.
Tobias Fünke: Good news, everyone! I recently came into some money, but unfortunately, I cant say how or where my wedding ring is...
George Sr.: [George Sr. is hiding in the attic, Michael brings him some food] Does Pop-pop get a treat?
Michael: No, Pop-pop does not get a treat, I just brought you a fucking pizza!
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| Status: | Single | | Zodiac Sign: | Aries |
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About me:
This myspace was created on March 22, 2005 and is maintained by a fan who has no relation to anyone at FOX/AD or the-OP.com. This began as a page to attract new viewers while also giving fans a place to talk about the show. It then became a page for fans to help save the show from cancellation and now it serves as a community for fans to talk about the show and future projects related to those involved with the show.
If you ever have any questions please feel free to send me a message and I'll respond as soon as I can. I get a lot of spam so please add something to the subject line along the lines of "QUESTION ABOUT ---" so I know not to delete it.
Please save any desired graphics to your computer and upload them at tinypic.com, otherwise all of the photos on this page will disappear.
Set 1 - Set 2 - Set 3 - Set 4 - Set 5 -Set 6 - Set 7 - Set 8 - Set 9 - Set 10
Set 11 - Set 12
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I'm no longer adding mug shots but feel free to take one of yourself, resize it and post it in the comments section.
Everyone involved with Arrested Development is brilliant and I'm sure they will continue to do great things. Here is a list of the main cast along with Ron and Mitch, linked to their upcoming & current projects.
Jason Bateman
Will Arnett
Portia De Rossi
David Cross
Tony Hale
Jeffrey Tambor
Jessica Walter
Michael Cera + his myspace & band & Clark&Michael.
Alia Shawkat
Ron Howard
Mitch Hurwitz - Send him fan letters through this site.
I recommended It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia through a bulletin/blog and dozens of you have either sent me a message or left a comment on the main page sharing your thoughts on the show and you all love it as much as I do, so here is a section for the show which we all agree is one of the funniest, if not the funniest, shows on tv.
The show airs on F/X during the summer and there are currently 3 seasons which are on dvd and downloadable on itunes. You can also download three specials for the show for free in itunes. The first is a collection of some of the funniest scenes in the series, the second is a behind the scenes look at the making of the second season and the third is the making of the original pilot.
It's fourth season begins this summer on F/X.
It's Always Sunny F/X page
It's Always Sunny Myspace page
It's Always Sunny IMDB page
It's Always Sunny Wikipedia page
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