SERENITY [GG] [DD]

i am happily married =) my name is ashlea-louise, but friends call me kiddo. english, bad english, ashlea-talk, and LOLcat are the only languages i speak. no habla Español.. sorry to disappoint. i love my life and don't need to focus on anything negative. i'm extremely forgiving, even though most people take advantage of it. it's alright. life's too short to be mad all the time. i am a foul-mouthed little brat. be forewarned: i can be offensive from time to time. i'm an atheist and don't need you preaching your religion to me. i have an extremely short attention span. 'tat/tatts' is the most annoying word you could ever say to me. i don't respond to stupidity. giving me your number won't get you laid. sending me 'wuzzup' messages won't get you laid. spittin' some shit over teh interwebz won't get you laid. being a total tool will not get you laid. although my husband and i find the majority of it to be quite amusing, please stop wasting my time with your pathetic excuse for a game. even i'm gettin' more poon than you.

All I can do is be me, whoever that is…


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I believe in using words, not fists.
I believe in my outrage knowing
people are living in boxes on the street.
I believe in honesty.
I believe in a good time.
I believe in good food.
I believe in sex.



You'll never get ahead of anyone
as long as you try to get even with him