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Ashley massaro
- NYC and Los Angeles :o), New York, US
- Last Login: 6/11/2009
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Professional Wrestler for WWE, Professional Music Nerd, and pretty much a Professional Dork. HUGE MMA FAN, Absolutely live for UFC! I love Heavily frosted cupcakes with sprinkles, Huge supporter of James Irvine, Hua, Griffin, etc. One day I will be the first female to ever become a host/commentator for UFC. I've studied it, and know everything there is to know, from the outside of the octagon, I'm ready to call fights. I practice everyday just for fun. What alot of people don;t understand is that it takes so mch more than physical strength to do what these amazing fighters do. It takes intelligence, nd alot of it, aside from practice. It's such an interesting field, to watch someone bait, submit, counter, pass, tap!!! It's invigorating and I highly suggest you take a look if you haven't already. You WILL become a fan. I'm comin to getcha Joe Rogan!Music
All my music was deleted from my library around 5000 songs :o( My computer crashed so we are starting over now. Wis h me luck. the used :o) aiden, bayside, the beatles, blink, afi, as i lay dying, crispin glover, darkest hour, death cab for cutie, descendents, faith no more, fiona, FFTL, gojira, green day, mike patton, mxpx, jack johnson, johnny cash, killswitch,i killed the prom queen, lily allen, lunachicks, mew, metallica, mike patton, my chem romance, PWEI, naked city, nirvana, norma jean, rage, rise against, saves the day, sonny, suicidal tendancies, rod stewart..hehe, the cure, nin, smashing pumpkins, silverstein, simple plan, slipknot, tbs, thursday, trivium, type o, tool, underOATH, unwritten law, perfect circle, plain white ts, rufio, weezer, frank sinatra!, Dean Martin,...love old fifties stuff, this list could go on forever...give yourself time to grow musically, it's good for the soul Oh and my bro Ronnie's beats! He's produces music and its sick!Movies
top3: natural born killers, the best love story ever told. west side story, moulin rouge, and the notebook. Just saw Freaks and enjoyed it. breakfast at tiffanys, dot and the kangaroo, 12 monkeys, Clockwork Orange, eternal sunshine..., anchorman, adam sandler is funny, labyrinth, dirty dancing, Willard, Interview w a vampire, dark crystal, grease, requim for a dream, fight club, princess bride, goodfellas, point break, requim fro a dream, Dracula... Hotrod and Superbad. Any horror movies- I've seen them all, repeatedly, I love to get scared. LOVE it.... High Tensions a good one, french horror. Going to see Halloween the beg. I saw 30 days of night and didn't think it was scary. So disappointed. THE HOST, Japanese horror flic, awesome movie. I particularly like Japanese horror. I LOVED IT! Check it out! Paul and I watched Wrong Turn 2, wow. Thats all I have to say about that. You can figure out what wow means once you see it. Ughh. Funny Games- great movie....check it out. Television will rot your brain folks...unless its RAW or Smackdown ofcourse...and the Chappelle show, and Southpark!! I can't live without it these days! Did you guys see the Lice episode, or Guitar Hero?? Or the Trilogy will Kyle suck Cartmans balls? BEST EVER!! and Sat night live reruns.. Chuck Palahniuks work...any of it. He's freaking amazing, absolutley love Survivor, Fight Club, Invisble Monster, Lullaby, about to start Diary, then Stranger than Fiction. I would do anything to explore this author's mind. He's so far advanced in thinking than all of us. Impressed. Majorly. I'm going to meet him hopefully at a special premiere of the adaptation of CHOKE as a feature film!!!Books
Here in AUSTIN!!! I'm dying. Also, Crispin Hellion Glover- he's such an interesting person. I went to see him and he read his book aloud and showed us parts of What is it? He's an amazingly talented individual and if any of you have the chance to go see him or purchase one of his books, do it! Seriously. Anne Rice, I love her books! And the Hobbit, and def Catcher in the Rye, that book rules...Jack Kerouac, the sketches. awesome book. The Secret, if you can learn to use it properly...I'm still not there yet but trying. I don't have any heroes. Don;t count on what others have done. You'll always be let down. Count on yourself and TRUST NO ONE. who 'id really like to meet is whoever invented newports,the soundtrack to requim for a dream, and whoever made natural born killers accessible to this earth. n maybe budlight thats about it folks.
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- Status: Single
- Orientation: Straight
- Religion: Christian - other
- Zodiac Sign: Gemini
- Education: College graduate
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- May 28, 2009 11:10 PM UPDATE! New appearane added!!
- May 28, 2009 12:29 AM New appearance this Saturday so come down!!!!!
- May 21, 2009 7:12 PM New York, Newwwwwww Yorkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!!
- May 3, 2009 3:33 PM Movin on up....to the east side!!!
- Apr 21, 2009 1:01 AM ATTN: TWITTER- Listen, like I've said 100 times
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For the labor well done, and the barns that are heaped,
For the sun and the dew and the sweet honeycomb,
For the rose and the song and the harvest brought home --
Thanksgiving! Thanksgiving!
For the trade and the skill and the wealth in our land,
For the cunning and strength of the workingman's hand,
For the good that our artists and poets have taught,
For the friendship that hope and affection have brought --
Thanksgiving! Thanksgiving!
For the homes that with purest affection are blest,
For the season of plenty and well-deserved rest,
For our country extending from sea unto sea;
The land that is known as the "Land of the Free" --
Thanksgiving! Thanksgiving
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Thank you for your continued support!!!
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