Arthur
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"My profile says "divorced" because I'm divorced from reality."
Male
26 years old
United States
Last Login:7/13/2008
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Mood:
mischievous
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http://www.myspace.com/asininepseudonym |
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Arthur's Comedian Bio
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| Bio | Arthur Gaus is a stand up comedian and actor originally from San Francisco. He feels compelled to say that because a lot of people move to San Francisco, live here for 2 years and walk around like they own the goddamned place and that bothers him.
He has appeared in San Francisco Comedy Day and Big Fat Year End Kiss Off Comedy shows 13 and 14. He is almost always wearing some form of stripes and likes to say “ZUBAZ!” as a synonym for “In your FACE!” His atristic inspirations include, Brian Regan, David Letterman, Prince, Wile. E. Coyote, Electric Light Orchestra, Michael Palin, Hall, Oates, Skee-Lo (Not Cee-lo, Skee-lo) and the Wu-Tang Clan.
He loves hanging out with strangers which he calls “Randos” and when he is surrounded by randos on all sides he calls it a “Rando-lier.” He thinks that is way funnier than anyone else does. Arthur also likes talking about baseball more than he likes you. Well, maybe not YOU per se, but you get the point. |
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Arthur's Details
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| Status: | Divorced | | Zodiac Sign: | Aries |
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Arthur's Schools
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University Of California-Santa Cruz
Santa Cruz,California
Graduated: 2004
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Islamic History
Minor: Classical Studies
Clubs: Baseball 2002,2003,2004
Floor Hockey--The Fascists!
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| Clips: 2 |
Total Plays: 549 |
Plays Today: 0 |
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Run Time:
473
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Plays:
20
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Run Time:
548
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Plays:
529
Comments:
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Arthur's Blurbs |
About me:
I'm so excited to be using a e-network now to keep in e-touch with all my iFriends! This will be so e-social, hopefully we can all get together and get some idrinks sometime with all of your e-friends! What an awesome way to bridge the ever-narrowing gap between fantasy and reality! Now deluding myself into thinking I have a social life will be extra easy! Someone will say to me me "Oh man Arthur, you're such a loser." to which I'll say "Oh yeah? Last time I checked I have over 680 people in my myspace network! Who's the idiot now?"
Maybe if enough people look at my profile I can get +2 agressiveness points.
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