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Member Since10/9/2007
Band Websitewww.myspace.com/astroninary
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Leave us a HOLLA!
Just click on RECORD BY PHONE, select a COUNTRY, and dial the number that pops up with your phone!
Be as random as possible, you know?!?!? Tell us how your day went and let us hear your ninja voices!

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BUY THIS SEXY ALBUM AND MAYBE CHUCK NORRIS WILL SMILE UPON YOU!!!!!
 2008: 'KISS MY ASTRO!' FULL ALBUM
Featuring  'The Bukkake Udon Song', 'Thunder' and nine more peanut butter on the brain tunes guaranteed to make you go
"Whoa, I didn't know I could shake my god-given bum like that! OMFG spanky spanky"! If Chuck Norris wasn't so busy saving the world from crashing comets, immortal demons and dreadful creatures, he'd approve of this album for sure - then, he'd kick your ass and make love to all the men and women in your country with the might of a single thrust!

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WATCH THE OFFICIAL ANIME INSPIRED MUSIC VIDEO OF 'THE BUKKAKE UDON SONG'!
Animated by our fellow ninja,/ talented artist Denzel Crocker from Newgrounds.com, this video chronicles the adventures of ASTRONINJA as we blast through time and space to save some busty women kidnapped by some horny aliens with cactus-shaped genitals and stinky toes. If you're into anime that's damn fucking random, or if you like the taste of ninja cookies, you'll love this video!

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- German sausages on a BBQ grill
- Rabbits in a blender
- Children laughing in the playground after the bully got some pie in his face
- A talking pink rainbow in the sky after a bright sunny day hits the horizon
- a crowded sushi bar during hectic business hours
- A NINJA SWINGING FROM THE MOON!!!!
Record Labelwe own our own souls because we want to.
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100% INDIE, 100,0000,000% NINJA!
Hailing from the nether regions of ASIA, Singapore, ASTRONINJA is made up of a crazed albino fellow, a rogue assassin Eurasian, two Chinese fellas who don't know any kungfu but are killer at chopstick ping pong, and a cuddly woolly sheep whose name is BOBBY!

They are inspired by their love for anime music, Asian culture & fashion, J rock and Western punk rock music, vampires and of course, ninjas, Believing that they are actually monks reincarnated (with asses so sexy, even monkeys grope them like cupcakes on a table of sweets!), these lads and a lamb are unlike any other band in the world. Loud, proud, and uberlistically ninjalicious, ASTRONINJA is the heart and soul of every teenaged ninja, every strange incarnation from a tadpole, ever obsessive oddball, giggly goofball, narcissistic nerd, gawky geek, whacked out weirdo and fucked up freak out there who doesn't want to fit into the pretension of being 'accepted' by their conforming peers.


Oh we hate writing bios! Screw it. Listen to the tunes and do the giraffe dance with your sexy puppy already! :)

Leave us a super sticky comment! :)
We make it a point to write back to every ninja, always!

 

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THE OFFICIAL ASTRONINJA ONLINE MERCH STORE OPENS SOON!!!
Featuring a collection of totally astronomical T-shirts, hoodies, mugs, buttons and more to make yourself truly ninja!


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 Everything to Everyone 


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 .~NEH NEH POK.~. 


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 ~ハチー[hachi]~[もうすぐBiG in JaPaN!!!!!] 


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 Life is but a daydream. 


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 ☻お雪姫様だ :: Lapin de Fou™☺ 


 mae 


 [Phone Calls From] Slayerette™ (After Midnight) 


 リンダ ♥ Karyu 


 Minju 


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 Jane Bled 


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 Morgan-Lynn ♥ Singapore 


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 ARMCHAIR CRITIC 


 JEFFREE STAR (on WARPED TOUR!) 


 Tom 





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Jul 16 2009 6:32 PM

yo ASTRONINJA! you guys are the best. (you make me giggle like a giddy school girl). so, y'all should come to tennesse whenever your in america next. that would be awesome.
NikitaNOM!


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Jul 16 2009 6:35 AM

haiii kidddleetsssss (:
how i have missed thee ^-^
i hope you are all well and good <33

yuh know, in 7 days, we have known eachother for 9 months (:
that's a long time : D
i really need to come see you guys one day :/
i love youuuuuu.

should check out my profile sometime soon ;D
it's pretty gosh damn ninja ^-^

i love you guys lots and lots!!!!
more than monkeys love to hang up side down and eat mashhed bananas.
you guys mean the world to me ^-^
xx
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Jul 14 2009 11:43 AM


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Jul 13 2009 10:10 PM

random message saying 'hi' while i listen to the musics!!!
Alexander {The Emo Prince}





Jul 12 2009 9:08 PM

Hello my fellow Ninjas!! How are you all?? I soo wanna come see you guys =) Hope to talk to you soon. -Throws a smoke bomb and disappears- Hahaha I win!!
Karina





Jul 11 2009 2:23 AM

Hi! I'm a ninja too! >_<, I'm waiting for the CD to come in the mail so I can rock all night long! Hoo seh ah!
♥|SHOCKK|♥[joanneJEALOUSY©™]♥





Jul 10 2009 6:55 PM

OMG love yuuus <3
totally saved my life
love yass
xox
★EFFYXTC





Jul 9 2009 12:06 PM

Every comment on your page says 'COME TO ____' or 'You guys rock', 'I LOVE YOU' or 'I GOT MY ALBUM (:'

haha.

hurry up and wake up.
xo
chrissiejacobs





Jul 9 2009 11:13 AM

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Jul 8 2009 9:23 PM

oh ok. Sleep all day, party all night, ehhh? XDD
ChriBaby





Jul 8 2009 9:13 PM

Alright, what time is it over there? xD That way I know what time is appropriate to call and all that stuff. It's 2:12 PM over here btw
ChriBaby





Jul 8 2009 9:01 PM

oh yeah and I got more days on my phone now! yaay :D
ChriBaby





Jul 8 2009 8:59 PM

Really? :o Isn't that a text? I didn't recieve any..  I got a call a few days ago, but I was in the shower and didn't hear anything x_x

and sorry I didn't tell you, the country area code is 1 xD
 But I got my wisdom teeth pulled out last week, so I've been soooore and having a weird time talking ;__; I can't move my lips D:< (ventriloquism, where are you when I need you?) and last night I ate spicy shrimp and now my mouth kinda hurts again T_T argh
Vash





Jul 8 2009 8:51 PM

I live on the east coast in North Carolina, so I can't tell you much about Oregon, but even if it is boring, it's a start for your new adventure and that's good.
Lol. It's not too baffling. America has a lot of flaws and I am often one of the first people to point them out, but it is still a great country with a lot of opportunities, and that outweighs it's flaws. I hope you get here and when you do, I hope you succeed in everything you do!

Vash ^.^
captain Billniss





Jul 8 2009 11:01 AM

OI OI do that thing you do with the goat and the plaster bear claw
bereMATIX™





Jul 6 2009 6:59 PM

You guys rock my socks!
NinaBlades[CK]NESεαDD





Jul 8 2009 3:34 PM

Hiiii you guys=]
remember me NINA? lol
you probably don't with
all your new fans =/
so yeah, What is new with
all of you guys!
<3
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Jul 6 2009 4:35 PM

you guys never talk to me anymore
lauren





Jul 6 2009 12:53 AM


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Jul 5 2009 2:09 AM

Levan, you do know that not ALL the molestation cases went to court, he payed some of the parents off, in fact one case was of a lil Japanese boy whose parent's were payed 200 thousand dollars. some of the accusations may have been false but tell that to that lil boy in Japan.
alwayz much luv from WV USA :)
~Gemma~





Jul 3 2009 8:29 AM

Hey Guys just passing through that you have made me put off getting dressed for college I'm tooo addicted to Thunder to move... 10 more mintutes haha ... Great songs boys. Come to the UK!!!
Frank





Jul 4 2009 1:12 PM


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Jul 2 2009 6:22 AM

Your music is really addictive, you know? lol

I'm sorry I couldn't thankyou for adding me sooner, my compter crashed and I just got a new one. ^^' lol

Anyway, thankyou so much~♥
Vermillion





Jul 2 2009 1:57 AM

Updates-

We have changed our drummer. exit Rino, Enters Adam Hammerson. Rino has left Vermillion due to scholastic reasons! :) and we definitely wish him all the best in his future endeavours.

For the month of July, we have three shows lined up. this coming saturday,4th July 09, it will be Adam's very first show with us. It will be held at *scape and tickets are being sold at $6. Event is called BREAK THE CHAINS! and we will be the first band up at 4pm. :)

HERE'S THE SPECIAL CATCH 22
if you are around for our set, we are going to give you FREEBIES! that's right, FREEBIES! (FREE). and this will only happen during our set and a little bit after it. so if you see this, you like it, and you're there on saturday, don't be afraid to come up to us and ask us for it. :)

two more shows after that, hang tight for further promotion!

stay red
Vermillion
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