we are playing at LUNA (116 n chestnut - corner of university in the old train station) in Champaign on Saturday (Aug. 30th) at 9pm - show is free!!! please come out!!!
This will be our first reviewed show, so we're pulling out all the stops! Plus the other bands we're playing with are awesome! It will be very strange, it will be very anti-hork-mangler-esque and it will also very prevent genital gangrene...
Assemble at this coordinate of reality and gonnoreah will never clutch your lungs! Regrets will vanish like curried tofu in a horde of vegans! Strange mammalian corrdiors will burst from the yeast-webbed portals of our back pupils and breathe through our lips! Whiskers will wither under the tyranny of pubic-lice! Well...maybe not that last one.
DO you know whats on most girl's minds but they won't tell you or will they.
I am telling you this because it is the honest truth, look I should know, they say that it is all in the way you use it, not how big it is, well I got news for you all, that is pure lies.
I know from personal experience, I will tell you about a secret that conny has made me promise to never ever tell anyone, but since he has not called me in three weeks after standing me up, I am going to break the promise and tell you how he went from having a tiny wang and in 4 months he is now about nine inches and get this, it is still getting bigger. He has been secretly taking grow pills from this site, copy and paste the address into your browser to see them. HDGET.COM
I found out when I was at his house, three fridays ago, we were getting ready to go to the mall, so while he was in the shower, I went in his room, sneeked under his bed and found a box with pill bottles in it, there was like 9 full bottles and 4 empty ones, all ordered from HDGET.COM I was laughing at first but then when he came in the room and caught me looking at them, he freaked out and made me sware to not ever tell anyone about them, especially girls from school or work that he has been dating for the past while, now that I think of it, he has been rather busy with all the popular girls around here, when just last year he was the shyest when it came to girls.
I just never put two and two together until he explained it all to me, I did see his prick and yes, it is huge, pronostar huge, the thickest and longest one I ever seen.
I know this sounds really shallow, but I am considering ordering 6 bottles from the website at HDGET.COM for you know who.. he does not have a myspace account, so he is not gonna see this. They guarentee that the pills will work on any man, or they give you your money back, living proof that they do work on any guy, seeing is believing. HDGET.COM
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just wanted to make sure you knew the "moth" preorders are opened up at dovecote records , and that if you preorder it you also get a free 7" vinyl picture disc with a new song and a poster.
also, we will write a letter on your behalf to an estranged cousin that you don't even know exists yet, beckoning them back into your life. when they suddenly appear at your doorstep, and the confusion subsides, it will (for various reasons) be very clear why they were estranged and you will want to re-estrange them immediately.
Hey guys, love the music. I caught your end of July show at Highdive with Husky Rescue and all the others, liked it a lot. I'm going to have a local Chambana podcast coming out soon hopefully, maybe more than one, you'll definitely get a message from me once they're finished, as you'll be in one or the other. Be sure to check out the site if you haven't already.
Got bored and couldn't decide which picture I liked better...
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er... sorry 'bout the last