Ben
"I'd have sex with you;but I just puked in my mouth"

Male
29 years old
DENVER, Colorado
United States



Last Login: 8/29/2008
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    Ben's Interests
GeneralMusic, Comedy, Movies, My son, Traveling, BEER, BEER, BEER, BEER, Cuss words followed by beer, Baseball, skateboarding, blahblahblahblah.
MusicGuns N' Roses, Cat Stevens, Coheed and Cambria (fuck you, I don't want to hear any comments about it), The Darkness, In Flames, Robert Randolph and the Family Band, Frank Sinatra, The Bars, Munly and the Lee Lewis Harlets, Blood For Blood, The Kreators, Immortal Technique, Killswitch Engage, The Haunted, The Lost Boys and Mr. Cheeks solo stuff, Motley Crue, New Ancient Astronauts, Jet, Souls She Said, My Enemies Friends, Tool, Inhuman, Silent Majority, Dropkick Murphy's, Burnt by the Sun, Blood Has Been Shed, I SEE SPIES....ahh...this is taking too long. I like a lot of different stuff. I like music, not scenes.
MoviesWAR MOVIES: Black Hawk Down, Saving Private Ryan, Gettysburg, Red Dawn (not a war movie...no...this an epic movie, but for the sake of time), Gladiator, Braveheart, etc....WESTERNS: Valstone, The Outlaw Josey Wales, The Good, The Bad, The Ugly, High Plains Drifter, A Fist Full of Dollars, Hang Em' High, Unforgiven, Wyatt Earp. GANGSTER MOVIES: Goodfellas, Casino, Scarface, The Untouchables, Donnie Brasco, The Godfather, White Heat, A Bronx Tale, Gangs of New York...etc....Harold and Maude, Gummo, Dancer in the Dark, Bad Santa, A Series of Unfortunate Events, ahhh boring again. Lots of movies
TelevisionDon't have cable. If I do watch TV, it's usually Red Sox games.
BooksIshmael, My Ishmael, The Story of B, People's History of the United States, The Davinci Code, Angels and Demons, The Burn Journals, Underneath it All: The Biography of Tracy Lords, Cash, Afluenza,...etc......
Groups: Denver ComicsRed Sox NationColorado Rockies through thick and thinNO COAST DEATH SQUADSt. Patrick's SchoolUnderground HeadzPunk Parents, Single and Otherwise

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     Ben's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Winthrop, Maine
Zodiac Sign:Gemini
Children:Proud parent
Education:High school

   Ben's Schools
Winthrop High School
Winthrop,Maine
Graduated: 1997
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1993 to 1997

   Ben's Companies
Comedy Works
Denver, Colorado US
Stand-Up Comic

Comedy Works
Denver, Colorado US
Stand-Up Comic




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   Ben's Blurbs
About me:
I'm 28 years old, originally from Winthrop, Maine and I'm currently a stand-up comic residing in Denver. I have a 2 year old named Milo George. Having a kid is a lot more fun than I expected. I have a wonderful girlfriend named Crystal who takes photos of people. I sing in a band. I want to be famous, I won't lie. I'd like to have a career as big as Morgan Freeman but without all the freckles and shit on my face. I think most music sucks nowadays, most people could probably say the same for my band. That's why I do stand-up, it's one of the last art forms in which views can be expressed without having to pander or coddle to four or five other sissies who fear losing a shot at their "big break". I'll tell you what, big breaks don't happen anymore. Your big break can be found in any 7-11 or gas station bathroom weaved tightly between the toilet paper and the corn. You might as well just say what you'd like from now on... Love you.

With the Democratic National Convention rapidly approaching, we at Wrist Deep Productions wanted to creat a virtual tour for people who aren't familiar with how we do things in the Mile High. Enjoy!!!!



My first review. Here's what the Denver Post had to say about yours truly:

"The entire night was solid, but closer Ben Roy presented perhaps the most compelling set. His unhinged, drunken persona was gloriously erratic, mixing Louis Black’s quivering indignation with Bill Hicks’ vitriol and David Cross’s unapologetic misanthropy. He even started his set by noting the environs, which he referred to as “the set from ‘Schindler’s List’ and ‘Saving Private Ryan’” before moving onto topics such as upper-decking (if you’ve heard of it, you can imagine how he used the folding chair), pregnancy tests and interacting with his mom while high."
Who I'd like to meet:
Cat Stevens, Ira Glass, Howard Zinn, David Cross, and God

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Pony Boy





Aug 26 2008 7:50 PM

stop pretending to work and call me real quick
Angie





Aug 25 2008 8:45 PM

Thanks:)
crazybeautifulmommy





Aug 22 2008 7:06 PM

So no evite yet, still waiting, heard it is the place to be on the 6th......Details man!
marika





Aug 22 2008 3:55 PM

hey... It took me a minute and I'm sure it took you a minute but thanks for the sweet movie package at comedy works the other night. Marika, Buffalo Exchange, ring a bell. I never realized how hilarious you are. Hat's off my friend.
see you again soon.
C H E R R Y ~ B O M B





Aug 22 2008 12:55 PM

thanks!! maybe just maybe..i might let you borrow it hahaha!! now those would be some great pictures!!! hows it bee n going man? hows the nerves? ive been in a shrubs and garden stomping mood myself!!
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Aug 22 2008 9:19 AM

i got your message and anytime you wanna smoke a plffffttt, im down. and as for pants.......you know i dont be wearin pants son!!!!word
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Aug 19 2008 9:46 AM

yo, yo, yo crazy playa!!! sorry i was sleeping last night ill give you a call tonight.....
crazybeautifulmommy





Aug 17 2008 4:30 PM

So, I pierced the tongue and let the kid pierce her nose, lol
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Aug 13 2008 10:27 PM

what up crazy fool?
you should give a call lata.......
Laura Cook





Aug 8 2008 8:25 PM

are you still funny? sober?
Ms. Pink Floyd





Aug 8 2008 1:58 PM

you are freaking hilarious in the dnc vid, my friend. appreciate them altitude tips...lawl...
Warsaw Surrenders





Aug 8 2008 4:09 AM

Stalking shorts= Sexy
Shey





Aug 7 2008 5:59 PM

Well, it was funny anyway...So I hear your pretty funny and do comedy...what do you think of the guys & GIRL! on Last Comic Standing?? That girl is F-ing HILARIOUS, last week she was bad though...I think shes gonna win, wait did they pick a winner yet...? do u watch it?
Nicki





Aug 6 2008 10:04 PM

Yo, we keep missing each other. Give me a ring Friday I am off work...
Shey





Aug 6 2008 5:39 PM

Amway?? What the heck is that?? I pulled your comment up when I was on the phone with Melissa and she said "Whatever!" :) She's a Cali Valley Girl now...HA! Anyway, what is that??
Shey





Aug 5 2008 7:09 PM

Hey! Ive heard alot about you from Melissa. She says your the funniest person she knows...hmmm. I dont know about all of that, maybe before she met me in Cali..haha JK, anyway thanx for adding me.
Have a nice day!
Ms. Pink Floyd





Aug 5 2008 6:57 PM

I know.
Draco





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Aug 1 2008 11:08 PM

Awwwwwwwfuck. And we were going to get you a fetus as a wedding gift.
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Aug 1 2008 10:58 PM

Fingers crossed!!
Adam Cayton-Holland





Aug 1 2008 4:38 PM

Great news! Ratatouille just came in on NetFlix! Get over here quick. I'll cook the popcorn, you bring the lube.
Caleb





Jul 31 2008 9:33 PM

yeah im still hanging in there things are getting better and we are separated
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Jul 29 2008 3:31 PM

Well im doing good, I start a new job on the 4th of august. im going to be a medical assistant for a dermatologist doctor.
he is from germany, did his derm training in colorado, so should be pretty interesting, im glad things are good for you, tell crystal I said Hello! and I will see you when you come home in September! take care
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Jul 28 2008 10:51 PM

HELLO BEN! HOW ARE THINGS GOING?
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Jul 28 2008 6:07 PM





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Jul 25 2008 4:52 PM

yeah the same place mine hurt! Right in the middle, argh!

It is really freakin awesome
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Jul 25 2008 4:44 PM

Give me your phone number so we can make out, you lil lover you.
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Jul 22 2008 7:14 PM

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Jul 21 2008 6:17 PM

Family is good, Colleen is wasting her life away in freezing cold Hawaii, mom and dad are doing their same old thing. Thats sweet about the comedy how can I hear some? Youtube? By the way Coheed kicks ass so i'm not going to give you shit about that, people don't know how to handle good music.
Dave





Jul 21 2008 3:39 PM

Yeah man it has been a while, things are going well, just working and living.
How are things for you?
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