Nakedsando.com-guitar
BroChops-bass
loose lips-vox
The Kaliboss-drums
Too many to count-guitar
Influences
little girls in sun dresses, Heidi's glorious buttocks, H.L.T., scum-jumping, Wegmans chickens in the bottom cages with shit on their rubber mow hawks, whore mongering, Anonymous ass grabs at the bar, Havarti cheese, Where's Billy, Mustache rides, fetish porn, Sneak King, punching mouths with boners, Getting your old job back, ridiculous facial hair, booking every piece of shit show possible, rotating guitarists, warhammer dolls, blunts, unemployment, skiing down Mt. Monty's, backyard BBQ, talking about doing stuff, not doing stuff, wasting talents, being talentless, making lists.
Sounds Like
We record our music through a hand held tape recorder that's sitting inside a metal garbage can while really fat girls take turns farting into said garbage can. Oh wait, I'm sorry that's one of Sammy's fantasies.
formed late 2006 as a way to derail the left-wing gender militia and the right-wing obstruction division, Bloodbath And Beyond's mission statement includes obese femalia, general wizardry, fecal fascination and trans-stachification. we will not stop until every peach has been devoured, and the juice runs down our chins.
Oh what was that? Your band wants to play a show with us? Well don't be a dope and send a message on here, that way only leads to damnation. Instead send an email to bliktor@hotmail.com or mikegisahab@gmail.com so that the rock AND the roll may then proceed accordingly.
Sorry to hear you guys are breaking up FINALLY. You must have a couple boxes of those 'Celebrate Equality' T-shirts left. Since I'm a big fan of interracial finangling...I'll take one, extra large.
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