Solving crimes without actually being asked, writing, The Eighties, I have a Vague Interest in History (Just the interesting bits), Volcanology (Not a joke), Extreme Weather (Again, Not a Joke) appearing smarter than I actually am, Lycanthropy, Music. Film. Books. Thinking that I am Gravely ill. Obsessing about my past. Etc..
Music
PIXIES, MCLUSKY, QUEENS OF THE STONE AGE, Clinic, MORRISSEY, BILLY IDOL, The Glitterati, Velvet Revolver, BRMC, Idlewild, The Kills, DEAD DISCO, The Like, Graham Coxon, Neil Diamond, Ten Benson, The Pattern, Elvis Costello, Sex Pistols, Thin Lizzy, JUDAS PRIEST (mock them, you go to a special hell), Dolls Eye Weaver, Elliot Smith, THE LIVING END, G'N'R, Faith No More, YOUNG HEART ATTACKS, SCARFO, Motorhead, Buzzcocks, Quicksand, The Cure, Black Sabbath, Blur, Oasis, ALEC EMPIRE, Cave in, White Stripes, Von Bondies, The Strokes, 80's Matchbox B-Line Disaster, Jimmy Eat World, BuckCherry, Johnny Cash, Kenny Loggins, DEF LEPPARD, Meatloaf, Husker Du, The Smiths, Deftones, Andrew WK, Iron Maiden, Pink Floyd, the rolling stones, Mars Volta, WEEZER, Jesus and Mary Chain + So Much More I'd be here forever
Movies
The Usual Suspects, American Psycho, Dead Man Shoes, Revenge Westerns Particularly High Plains Drifter, Fight Club, Withnail and I, Rules of Attraction, The Aviator, Top Gun, Tron (Mock this, go to an even more special hell), Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, Waynes World, The Big Lebowski, Most of the Coen Bros apart from some of the newer ones, the Princess Bride, Solarbabies, Most of Al Pacinco films particularly Scarface, Cruising, Dog Day Afternoon and Serpico, Most seventies thrillers ie all the presidents men, the conversation, Coma, China Syndrome, Omen 1 and 2, Dont Look Now, Demon Seed, I watch Nightbreed when its on telly even though its not very good, Almost Famous, Return to Oz, Labyrinth, Muppet Movies, Cannonball Run 2, Star Wars (The Proper unmessed with Trilogy), Napoleon Dynamite, Alien Films, Anything by David Cronenberg particularly Rabid Scanners and the Fly, TOMBSTONE, James Bond Films, One of Our Dinosaurs is missing, Val Kilmer Films, French Connection, Vietnam Films and again loads more. But not Donnie Darko it's shit, and people think its clever because they don't understand it. Well kids theres nothing to understand Richard Kelly is a hack.
Television
ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT IS ONE OF THE BEST SHOWS OF ALL TIME, CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM, The Shield, Lost, Peep Show, Phoenix Nights, The Office, anything Armando Iannucci is involved with, House, Dr Who (I got cut out of an episode), Shameless, Harvey Birdman, Ren and Stimpy, Vids, Gamesmaster, Channel 4 when it used to be cool, ITV 4 is my channel of choice, The Daily Show, The Tick, POB, Monty Python, Samurai Pizza Cats, I really like Wanted but it only ran for 13 episodes apparently, OZ, Both versions of Battlestar Galactica, V: The Miniseries, Sopranos, X-Files (Series 1), Blakes 7, South Park, King of the Hill (They all appear to be about Bud Strickland these days...) TJ Hooker, Any programme where people solve crimes using some kind of vehicle ie StreetHawk, Knight Rider and Airwolf, Most Tv Shows from the 80's, Manimal, Life on Mars, Bodies. I AM TV.
Books
l'Etranger changed my life, Anything by Douglas Adams, Most things by Chuck Palahniuk, Everything by HST, and loads more besides
Heroes
Marx Bros, The KLF, Frank Black, Josh Homme, Andrew WK, Alan Shearer, Howard Hughes, the Bale, CB Fry, Jose Mourinho, Victoria Coren, Diamond Dave Lee Roth, Val Kilmer Andy Kaufman, Hunter S Thompson, Albert Camus, Kermode, Chuck Palahniuk, Douglas Adams, Michael Ironside and probably loads more.
De Montfort University
Leicester, United Kingdom
Graduated: N/A
Degree: Master's Degree
Major: TV Scriptwriting
2006 to 2008
University of Wolverhampton
Wolverhampton, United Kingdom
Graduated: 2002
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Media and Cultural and Film Studies
Minor: Antisocial Behavior and Alcohol Abuse
Clubs: Dudley Missive
1999 to 2002
Stratford upon Avon College
Stratford Upon Avon, United Kingdom
Graduated: 1999
Student status: Alumni
Major: I didnt concentrate
Minor: boredom
http://www.aboutblankmedia.com/podcast/pirates.xml - A radio sitcom about Pirates
http://www.aboutblankmedia.com/podcast/abm.xml - Sketches, Sandbox and the Rock Show.
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These are bands I bare some kinship with
So that's basically it, People have said I have looked like a number of people including a young David Bowie, Lee Sharpe, Justin Timberlake through to that bloke from Toploader. Depending on how long my hair was. Sadly no-one has said i look like Michael Knight despite the fact that at every available opportunity I dress in a leather Jacket and Wear a Red Shirt. I have no personality to speak of, just a series of sarcastic comments and negative emotions that have coalesed, like the midichlorians and anakin Skywalker.
That's Ian, he guards this page. Fuck with me and he'll eats your soul while you sleep
I also intend to write a No1 hit single using the KLF's "The Manual".
/If you're a band I will add you but I reserve the right not to like you and maybe take the piss.
//Ideally I'd like to be a rock star who solves crimes.
Who I'd like to meet: The following dominates my life.
Saddest Music Ever...The question is, with this world being so shit, why did they want to come home?
I dunno really, if you like the cut of my jib get in touch, you'll probably regret it after a while but unless I find out where you live you can just block me and pretend I don't exist.
Time Travellers, Robots, Spacemen and Lizard People in particular.
But not people with weird eyes or Koalas, Dolls and Puppets of anykind. I'd go to far as say I was puppetist, if you can't live with that you'll just have to stand it
Costanza, Lord of the Idiots.'s Friend Space (Top 23)
Today is such an amazing and special day! you know why??? Cause it's your birthday! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
I hope today will be the best in your life so far! Why? Cause you are special... and special people deserve to feel extra special on special days like these! :) And this year... my wish for you is that you'll believe in yourself and all that you are... Know that there is something inside you that is greater than any obstacle... So, dare to dream... that the year ahead will be even better than the year before! NOTHING is impossible!!! So dream BIG... dream FAR! :)
So today... Enjoy! Have fun! Be yourself! You are amazing! :D
Take care and write back when you get the chance! I'd love to hear from you! Cheers Margaret xx
and since you are special and this is a special day and I am such a generous person... lol Here is a free download for you! :D ENJOY! :D
it's great to hear from you... and with more than one line! :D it's not often people write that much to me in their first message... love it!!!! :D :D :D writing does seem like something fun but demanding... I started writing blogs for this page and I know it doesn't compare to what you do but it's hard putting your thoughts on paper... getting better at it now... and I guess it might be easy talking about ourselves than making stories up... I don't know... that transformers sitcom seems like fun... I like the idea... though I don't know much about them... :)
as for the band... I've been friends with these guys for about 6 years now and 2 1/2 years ago, things started getting serious with the band so me and loads of my friends we decided to help them out... that's when I started running this page for them.... but I don't just promote them... hell, I talk with people on here everyday who don'T even like the music! lol I use this page a lot more to connect with people... make new friends and build bridges between people.. don't know if it makes much sense to you... anything else you'd like to know, you let me know!
Take care and get back to me when you can! .:D much love margaret xxxxxxxxxxxx
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ohh... i absolute understand what u thought cause i feel the same, work..work..work..everyday, and im looking forward at next month cause i'll coming back to london, im still in HK for work, so i can't waiting. well.. hope your job haven't giving you too much headache anyway. Marry Christmas. Good day! Vic.
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