has joined Mudskippers ReunitedMood: nostalgic
Posted at 12:22 PM Feb 24 view more
Here be their sorrowful websites:
previous: www.xen19.dial.pipex.com/lobsters2.htm
poor: www.profile.to/billherbert/
future:www.billherbertinspace.spaces.live.com/?lc=1033
I am seven-sixteenths Cherokee. None of these sixteenths is inside my body. I don't have the time to be as obsessive as I would like to be. It is only by not being able to do anything right that I have ever got anything done. I am a Time Peasant.
I feel strangely lucid
I am relieved to know I am not a Golem. Nor, apparently, am I the King of the Echo People. (Though this may go to tribunal.) The great thing about nowadays is that you can talk to yourself in public and everyone thinks you're on the phone.
I've got a fever and the only prescription is COWBELL.
I used to shave elephants. Elements. I used to shave elements. My favourite was fire, because the red hot stubble was immediately ash. With water I only got that brown foam that washes up on non-Blue Flag beaches. Air didn't care, but I only took its oxygen molecules. If you shave earth you get chocolate.
I'm totally mired.
The long-maned stumpy horses eating grass between the yellow mini-pylons arranged in a grid before runways. An old schoolfriend with a moustache where his teeth should be (that's right, growing from the otherwise empty ridge of his gum).

Jelly Ibrahim! Hands of Shine!
Babies that double up as cameras and MP3 players. Thomas Jones: a great painter of Mediterranean walls. Men who buy the model aeroplanes of the planes they are sitting on in the hope of completing their collection (of model aeroplanes of the planes they have sat upon).
Charlie Brooker
Pascale Petit
Paul Summers
Kevin Cadwallender
Chris Hamilton-Emery
Philip Nikolayev
Alison Brackenbury
Comments
Feb 24 2009 9:34 AM
Hi Bill. Thought you should know it's the Tuvan Hogmanay today. Tomorrow is their New Year's Day - Shagaa.
So get some swallae in, no?
Take care,
Ken
Jun 20 2008 11:31 AM
May 7 2008 9:38 AM
Apr 2 2008 2:45 PM
all the jolly!
keith
Apr 1 2008 9:07 PM
keep in touch & see you in shields one day!
keithy
Mar 31 2008 2:07 PM
Mar 18 2008 5:55 PM
Sep 23 2007 4:29 PM
We each find our own K-Space by personal means. Or not.
Time you washed your face, though. Ye barkit sodieheid.
Ken
Jun 24 2007 12:08 AM
Here's happy brithday and Russo-Scotch brotherhood (with lots of Stoli and Laphroaig... nah, skip the Stoli!)!
Con amore,
Jun 15 2007 5:21 PM
Welcome to MySpace from all chez FULCRUM! You are among the choice handful of the greatest poets of our times, and we love you dearly!
FULCRUM
where poets find love
Jun 8 2007 2:33 PM
Fantastic unexpectedly to spot a friend in this weirded-out space. You're hard though not impossible to recognize in your profile image.
Big Siberian Hug,
Philip
Jun 2 2007 5:16 PM