Bitter Show is a loner, a maverick...a loose cannon, but you know what?
If you ever find yourself 8 months pregnant AND held hostage by a psychotic drug dealer, Bitter Show won't wait around for back-up or the highly trained hostage negotiator. Bitter Show doesn't wait. Bitter Show acts. Bitter show shoots wildly and prays to God the bullets hit the drug dealer and not you. Scared? You should be! But at least you're alive. (hopefully.)
Kids in the Hall, Simpsons, Monty Python, weird stuff kids do and crappy Sunday afternoon hang-over movies on TBS.
Members
The Dave, Dottie, Mookie, Spiegie and Smurf.
TV Shows
TBA
Films
We were extras in Chariots of Fire.
Albums
A Very Bitter Christmas, Bitter Roller Disco Boogie, Bitter Live, Bitter Not-So Live, Bitter Unplugged, Bitter Puts Plug Back In, Bitter Unleashed, Bitter to the Max and The Bitter Train: Ride It.
Bitter's Interests
General
Fast cars, slow boats and women who move along at a medium speed.
Music
Anything by Britney Spears or Skynard.
Movies
Television
Women's Olympic Synchronized Luge.
Books
Anything that pays multi millions to get exclusive pics of Brangelina's twins.
Heroes
Timecop, Tina!!!!, Ice Road Truckers, Zeldas A and B, The Mollinator, Lil Dot, and Bucket the douchy dog.
About me: Bitter will be performing at this year's San Francisco Fringe Festival: http://www.sffringe.org/ There's a Monster in the Well! will be appearing on The Custom Made Stage at Off Market right after Custom Made's own Candide, or Optimism Part I. Check it: http://www.custommade.org/
Who I'd like to meet: Chuck Norris, Sam Loomis, Van Cliburn and Van Helsing.
Oh Bitter! Why can't you have a show right now. I can come over if you tell me where you live. You can call it rehearsal, but I will call it "My Magical Afternoon with The Bitter Show. "
"Women who move at a medium speed" That would be me...Im highly catchable like herpes...but nicer to your body...and not contagious in any way. Really!
