Blag Dahlia invented the Dwarves. Check the Dwarves page for updates and other fun stuff- MySpace.com/thedwarves. Also check out the official band site www.thedwarves.com
Blag has produced records for bands like the Swingin' Utters, the Martinis, the Gain, John Cougar Concentration Camp, FYP, the Holograms and Damnation. Blag also writes books like 'Armed to the Teeth With Lipstick' and his upcoming 'NINA', about a very naughty 15 year old girl will be available thropugh Scapegoat Publishing Summer 2006.
Blag also does lots of other nasty stuff that can't be talked about on a family site.
Please come back around to Tahoe or Reno Nevada !!! PRETTY PLEASE NEXT TOUR WITH EITHER Of your bands !! I can get you in touch with booking if you would like.
Read yer own twisted tale of a strung out Martian Field Officer Lucifer Doolan and his magickal adventures with a razorwired yo-yo and a fully functional Luger as he spars with a vicious ex-flame who's got her claws on the Time/Space Warp and is about to wreak havoc at the Mars Bar in NYC with a Dwarf and a gang of helium hooked bikers, all reprinted online for the first time ever, Uncut, Unexpurgated, along with Marc Rude's glorious artwork reproduced in stark raving digital black and white on The Freezine Of Fantasy And Science Fiction
...i heard a meeeeooow from out my bedroom window i come upon this poor hissing scared to death 6 week old abandon kitten,skin and bones being nearly sucked to death by nasty fucking fleas i saved him, and named him BLAGULA. you guys are my two fav. boys in the world, my loves!!! thank you, the dwarves the greatest band in the world always ROCK my world and now kitty cat BLAGULA meeeeoww we love you! the dwarves are the theme music to my ORGAZUUUMMMMyummy oh blag you genius you! i will see you very very soon you hot sexy man! xo, JULIA AND BLAGULA
mmmmmmmm i don't think this is actually you, but in case you read it: man, if the rumours come true and you come to buenos aires, you're gonna need a few.. i mean.. many bodyguards to keep me away, otherwise i'll ask you to marry me. AND YOU CAN'T SAY NO.
Listen to the second night of Vadge Moore on Blaqart Radio Podcast, talking about his book "Chthonic: Prose & Theory", his twisted childhood and his depraved experiences touring with The Dwarves!!
Mutherf**ker! Wish I could be @ the show on the 20th, sounds like a great way to spend my friggin' birthday! Heard you chatted up Tim recently, looking forward to whatever you freaks cook up.
you guys are my two fav. boys in the world, my loves!!!
