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bloarzeyd
Gothic / Acoustic / Christian Rap

"king kong plays ping pong with your ding dong."

NEW HAVEN, CONNECTICUT
United States

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Last Login:  7/5/2008
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   bloarzeyd: General Info
Member Since7/1/2004
Band Websitebloarzeyd.gyrate.org
Band Membersmike, phil, batman
Influencescrom-tech, thrones, gentoo, kubuntu
Sounds Likea pleasant flower budding on a sunny day in the northern mountains of Yakajooky with lots of pretty sunlight beams cutting people's heads off like giant lazer swords from the land of the doody heads. and then the doody heads are attacked by the japanese like in world war II only this time it's for payback!!!! and they're all like:
"you're a doody head!"
"no you're a doody head!"
"you're a doody head!!!!"
and then Jay-Z's former first officer of the navy shows up and he's like WHOA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Record Labelwoodenman records
Type of LabelIndie





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City Trust Building (cd release party!!!!!!!!) Bridgeport, Connecticut

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   About bloarzeyd
Bloarzeyd is not a final performance of gloss. Its nonsense leaves right from the brain of someone's and extends in a way equal along small drillings which are completely on the universe of excellence. Do not make any error of it- powerfully, as one of these rubber balls which are really strongly thrown against the floor which reaches the cover with a force sufficient, thus with Bloarzeyd the floor striking can, to strike far from the cover, another mark. Friends, Bloarzeyd is double Prahler, and one which must know you. Steamed Crawfish pie a la gumbo.

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bloarzeyd's Friends Comments
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the dipshits





Jun 28 2008 10:56 AM

we're fucking pissed we couldnt make it
LORD FOWL





Jun 24 2008 10:09 AM

Hey I'll see yous guys friday!
~Vechel
Sea of Bones





Jun 23 2008 10:09 AM

We cannot attend release in BPT we be in Brooklyn.
HUMANOID





Jun 23 2008 6:56 AM

Hey, is that the Hall Of Doom in the bottom right hand corner?

DIY Bandits HQ





Jun 19 2008 4:42 PM

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belltonesuicide





Jun 18 2008 4:55 PM

Dammit. I won't be able to make it to the party. lame. Weddings suck.
VRSA





Jun 17 2008 12:57 PM

....

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Saint Bernadette





Jun 16 2008 2:30 PM

raaaaaaaaaaawk.
jess





Jun 15 2008 1:20 PM

when is the vinyl coming out
?Ashley's vinyl record album
Our Basement Gives You Night-terrors





Jun 5 2008 8:54 PM

the spotted dick is not only the name of a fish...
DIY Bandits HQ





May 20 2008 12:29 PM

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HUMANOID





May 15 2008 8:39 AM

dat iz radical sho 'nuff!
Year of the Grizzly





May 9 2008 10:40 PM

we need to play with heavier bands.... badly.
:(
Year of the Grizzly





May 9 2008 2:32 PM

when can we do a show with you!??!?!?!?!!?!?!?!
scharco





Apr 17 2008 12:52 PM

ahoi!!!
yeah you inspired us to much! now we're seeking for one blasting bassamp in our country. tomorrow we're in hamburg with biamping (orange/marshall). hope it works.
i listened to your new stuff...damn, it's cool! now come to germany and start a fantastic torment!!! it would be killer!!!!
all the best!
scharcomarco
DIY Bandits HQ





Apr 17 2008 9:04 AM

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The Black Noise Scam





Apr 14 2008 7:35 PM

SPECIAL GUEST MURDERVAN!!!
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the dipshits





Apr 12 2008 9:31 PM

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tarngo





Apr 9 2008 10:20 AM

bloarzeyd is the best band americas
our tour was a blast and thanx for everything to you guys,hopefully we see us back soon
you ruined us and changed our life forever with that bass sound
greetz from your german brothers
scharco and jorg
dek boo





Mar 25 2008 5:31 PM

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de omega





Mar 25 2008 5:26 PM

instrumental 1
GRIMES





Mar 25 2008 3:57 PM

you two fuckin rock
ralf





Mar 24 2008 9:47 AM

hey the new song is awesome!!

Kraut Germany
Gerard Gerard





Mar 23 2008 12:33 PM

I can't believe the amount of hilarity and brutality you fellas manage to cram into every note. Pure genius! Last night's set was kind of jazzy.
i.cant.grow.a.beard.or.i.will.choke.in.a.fire.





Mar 23 2008 7:30 AM

Bored/Lazy. You dudes made my night last night. I've been having a shit week and those new songs (well, I can never tell...but I know you didn't use a microphone) kicked ass.
the dipshits





Mar 19 2008 7:53 PM

hail bloarzeyd!
-the dipshits
bpt punkrock
The Conformists





Mar 18 2008 5:17 PM

Good to hear, and thanks! We're writing new stuff, but we tend to work slow. Expect the release of Four Hundred to grace hover-shelves everywhere in the year 2026...
The Conformists





Mar 16 2008 11:51 PM

Charles Grodin & Co.! How'd the recording go?
Dan





Mar 16 2008 8:16 AM

Ok, will do!
tarngo





Mar 6 2008 5:47 AM

hi guys
the flyer for our show looks amazing
nighmare on elm street how great is that
can t wait to meet you guys
hope our packages have arrived
cheers from germany
scharco and jorg
FALCIGNOART.COM





Mar 3 2008 11:16 PM

Great to hear from you guys! We should run into each other some time! By the way...here's the finished Bloarzeyd "Conjoined Bastards" artwork. Please dump that crappy earlier version I sent you and use this instead!
Rock On

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LAMB BOMBS





Feb 26 2008 7:24 PM

Mat Stokes





Feb 26 2008 7:06 PM

Rock yer Socks





Feb 22 2008 4:22 PM

flyer
Margaret





Feb 21 2008 3:56 PM

know-land





Feb 15 2008 9:55 PM





:: Click her for high-res file ::
dek boo





Feb 14 2008 8:08 PM

tampons.........................................................................................
Dan





Feb 13 2008 2:05 PM

O man I keep on forgetting how awesome material girl is.
Murdervan





Feb 7 2008 9:04 PM

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....
poopy weiner
The Book Slave





Feb 7 2008 4:59 PM