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Etkilendikleri
Johnny Cash, Anthrax, Elvis, Danzig, Tenacious D, Clutch, Kyuss, The Ramones, Billy Ocean, Faith No More, The Cramps, The Misfits, Metallica, Pearl Jam, Alice In Chains, Rollins Band, NoFX, Black Flag, Tom Waits, The Clash, Neil Young, Minor Threat, Firehose, Spongebob Squarepants...
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"The Bastard Child of Clutch and Tenacious D" Mr Patrick Sullivan "David Thomas meets The Cramps sound" Mr Adrian Brown
"Utter filth. Love it." - [Human Slimeball]
Nottingham Punk Club
Late 2007, Brides Of Kong took to the road on their first tour of the UK.
A film crew followed their journey and captured the highs and lows of the Smelling The Cologne Tour 2007 Smelling the Cologne Tour 07 part 4
"A kind of pychobilly, Eighties Matchbox B-Line Disaster crossed with Clutch" -
Black N Beard Radio (http://radio.sunlighttrust.org.uk)
"Brides of Kong is one of the seven wonders of the Psychobilly world. Their sound is like a twisted psychobilly symphony" -
Moe Hillbilly (Twisted Hillbilly Magazine) Twisted Hillbilly mag Band Of The Week, 17th Sept
"Brides Of Kong produce a funky phat sound with a sleazy underbelly, that recalls a young Elvis rockin' out with Electric Six in a sweaty New York basement-yes it's that sexy" -
The Von Pip Musical Express
"Skanking white boy reggae meets sleazy voodoo swampabilly within riffed up punkabilly." -
Bugbear Promotions
Brides Of Kong! Playing that sort of cream that turns granny's hair white since 2005.
The first ALBUM!
Simian Songbook. 11 tracks of pure rock genius. (So say our mums)
NOW ON SALE AT
New material has been recorded and is being lovingly mixed as we speak.
It will be delivered in audio-shell called 'If You Ain't Got The Cream' later in the year.
Early fossils of Brides Of Kong dating from the Ediacaran Period were recently discovered, giving us a picture of a simple but immaculate rock structure that was happy to lie on the ocean bed and wait for amoebic riffs to float by. However, subsequent comparison with the fossil record has revealed a steep evolutionary curve from this point on, which has resulted in the current generation of Kong, a more complex and mysterious organism that has developed the ability to move from one room to another, use low flights of stairs, and in some instances even have keyboards on songs. Top noggin-jockeys postulate that this strain of Kong, with a largely predator-free environment, and the wind blowing the wrong way, could easily rise up and strangle all life from this world.
Time passes. A band, a legend, is born.........
At the unfortunate demise of the Brass Warrior, the Brides of Kong were left without a bass player. So the the remaining members put together their collective genius and decided that the way forward was not to audition for an inferior replacement that could not live up to the greatness of such a mighty man, but to create a being strong enough to carry on the mighty mechanical legacy. And so it was that Mr Mofo Rising, Dr Vodka Martini, and Dr Victor Von Moshkinstein(Ant) gathered in a dark basement located in Londons Whitechapel, beneath an Olde Worlde Pub called 'The Spitoon' and set about their dark dealings. After a great deal of sweat and lightning, he was created........................
As you may or may not be aware SoundARC hold a charity gig every year at Club 85 in Hitchin in aid of the Garden House Hospice in Letchworth, and this year we are going to try something a little different from previous years.
This year we are going to take over the club and host 37 acts in one weekend putting full bands upstairs and acoustic acts downstairs in an event that we are calling ARCfest!
It all starts on Friday 4th December at 7pm and then continues on through Saturday 5th and Sunday 6th from 12pm-11pm
As well as raising money for the Garden House Hospice in Letchworth, ARCfest will showcase all the different genres of bands that we at SoundARC have come across over the last 4 and a half years. Over this weekend a lot of the acts that you will see don’t get a chance to play a great local venue like Club 85, So as well as hearing new music you will see all manors of genres and styles from acoustic - Metal - Indie - Rock - Punk - Electro - Ska - Funk - Hip Hop/Rap - Alternative - Rhythm & Blues - Reggae - Grunge and loads more that I cant remember!
IMPORTANT: You Don't Have To Que Up All Night, Just Come In A Bit Earlier, Check Out Awesome New Bandse='2 And Enjoy Our BUY ONE GET ONE FREE DRINKS DEAL<br /
For the month of October 2009, any online order over $20 will receive a "signed" broken or used drum stick from Davey Calabrese. All year long, Davey has been collecting these drum sticks and saving them just for you. Why does he have so my broken drum sticks? Could it be a lack of self control behind the drums? A mental disorder that causes him to destroy? Only his therapist knows for sure!
We thank you for the add! We’re just a small band, but we’d be delighted if you listened to our Garage Rock songs and you sent us any kind of comment!! ☠
Darling As my MySpace friend, you know I am sharing scenes from my new legit FEATURE FILM! NATASHA KIZMET: THE MOVIE! The response has been AMAZING! --it is so funny and sexy! I have a really HILARIOUS scene I know you and your friends will LOVE--in fact any GLAMOUR MODEL or PHOTGRAPHER will love it! It is my scene where I am doing a photo shoot with a drug gobbling crazed photographer! Please take a look and post it if you think it is funny! Then let me know your thoughts! Thanks SO MUCH for your help!!
If you want to help market the film, or get on the list to order the DVD when it comes out at a discount, email me at natasha.kizmet.the.movie@gmail.com
xoxo Natasha
Also,my movie features a sequence with a Belly Dancing show that I did under my belly dancing alter ego of Raya--TEMPTATION OF BELLY DANCE. It has been called the most artistic and sensual live belly dance DVD ever!! Please have a look, and visit the DVDs web site!
Darling As my MySpace friend, I am including you in something exciting--we have begun to show off my new legit FEATURE FILM! NATASHA KIZMET: THE MOVIE! It has been called BORAT MEETS CANDY by the Denver Post's Bill Husted, and I want your feedback, and the feedback of your MySpace friends! You would be doing me a big favor if you would post this comment so people would know to go the the "My Videos" section of my profile to watch the trailer and the other scenes I have posted. This is my market research as to how well we have done. The film is being shopped as we speak by a major film agent, and we are entering it in Film Festivals! This is exciting, and thanks SO MUCH for your help!!
Also, I am now on FACEBOOK, and TWITTER---this is a much easier way to stay up to date with my movies progress...just go to www.twitter.com/kizmetnatasha to follow me!
To celebrate the release of Femme Metal's Demonic and Divine Compilation CD we are holding a mini UK tour with 3 of the bands featured on the compilation CD. Tickets available from the Femme Metal Store now!! All proceeds donated to Macmillan Cancer Support and Cancer Research UK. See poster for more details:
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