Brobot 1 is 8 years old. On his home planet he was well known for playing the Ulba-Tron, a guitar like instrument. However unfortunately when they arrived, Brobot 1 soon discovered that the Ulba-Trons frequencies simply cannot be heard on earth, so he learnt to play the guitar instead. Brobot 1 likes hopping, floating in liquid plasma tanks and inhaling Helium.
Brobot 2 is 5 years old. Back on the Brobots home planet, Brobot 2 was well known for playing the Dong Ding, a piano like instrument. The Dong Ding however disintegrates immediately if it comes in to contact with nitrogen, so Brobot 2 was left to take up the keyboard instead. Brobot 2 likes human dolls, smelling flowers, and holding peoples hands.
Boards Of Canada, architecture in helsinki, sigor ros, daft punk, kylie minogue, radiohead, the futureheads, kraftwerk, the chems, justice, robo dj, dj suck mei kock, king kills, robots, circuit bending, alcohol, cigarettes, gavin gaa gaa, the wizard and the frog, the space master bass.
From a far away distant planet, two Brobots traveled through the universe in search of a new sound. Many planets they did visit, until one day they met a passer by, with the same intentions. They called him the Spacemaster Bass, and he told them that there was a planet called 'Earth' with an island called 'jersey', where he had much success with a band called ' the wizard and the frog.'
He took his bass guitar and strummed a heavy deep chord, which shook the Brobots ship. Suddenly a bright blue flashing beam appeared from the head of the Spacemasters guitar, running off into the distant galaxies. The Spacemaster told them " follow this blue flashing beam, and it'll take you to this planet. Good luck my friends," and off he went with his many naked women, smoking cigarettes. The Brobots followed the blue flashing beam, and crash landed in jersey.
If you wish to contact Brobots! e-mail them at: brobots@inorbit.com
Haha, well one of the guys was from the Alt-rock band Jellyfish and it was a very low-regarded side project that's long since ceased. Pretty underrated too, and the potential was massive! I actually caught wind of them for their cover of Black hole Sun on MTV2s best cover versions back in the day. I wouldn't be too gutted if I were part of a duo of music makers in Jersey at the end of this decade and missed my chance to collaborate with two californians in their heyday of the early 90s though! x
