BluntForceTrauma
"WHEW! Good thing I have no dignity, or that would have been humiliating!"

Female
27 years old
LOS ANGELES, Alabama
United States



Last Login: 9/5/2008
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    BluntForceTrauma's Interests
General .. .. Drag queens, cheetos, old jeans, expensive make up, 70's comedy movies, cucumber sushi, lemurs, blues bars, Egyptian and Greek mythology, new bars of soap, ballet, that glue they use in magazines to attach cosmetic samples (you know, the kind you can peel off and play with?), Cops, rhinestones, Dog The Bounty Hunter, useless trivia, and lurning to spel gudder then i due now...
I am 70% Evil Genius.
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Evil courses through my blood. Lies and deceit motivate my evil deeds. Crushing the weaklings and idiots that do nothing but interfere in my doings.
MusicYes Please:) The theme song from COPS... that is about it. At the moment, The Longpigs and Missy Higgins... i go on music binges...
"I think I should have no other mortal wants, if I could always have plenty of music. It seems to infuse strength into my limbs and ideas into my brain. Life seems to go on without effort, when I am filled with music."

George Eliot (1819 - 1880)

Movies
High Anxiety... best movie of all time, a close second in The Return of the Pink Panther, and coming in third Young Frankenstien. I would pass out if i met Mel Brooks is the moral of that story,..... also what about bob, labrythith, jaws (all of them... yes, all of them) , Tombstone, Killer Clowns From Outer Space, Spaceballs, Blazing Saddles, Fargo, Clerks (everything Kevin Smith), interview with the vampire, Ghostbusters , and Donnie Darko.
Television INTERVENTION rules house:) jeff corwinn , cold case files, and murder she wrote! Any bad after school special I happen to appear in! Can you tell I dont watch much TV?
BooksMy favorite past time. Anything. I mean anything. Sci Fi, Drama, I've even been known to read a self help here and there! I love Anne Rice And Nick Hornsby. I just came across an old copy of "how to make friends and influence people" from the 70s, and its a highly comic read. I recommend it. Best book of the year? "America" by Jon Stewart. Oh oh, and you gotta read "Running With scissors" by Augustine Burroughs. Oh ya, and if you think your above reading a Harry Potter book then your not in touch with your childhood and have no imagination.
I am 10% Idiot.
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I am not annoying at all. In fact most people come to me for advice. Of course they annoy the hell out of me. But what can I do? I am smarter than most people.
HeroesRay LaMontagne, Dr. Phil and his "tough love", carter burwell, and BANKSY. The man is a lord...>>
Groups: Kween Clothingrock out with your cock outGay for PUPPYThee Mysteries of thee Sacred PornocopiaRolling MovieTHE SOCIETY OF ERNESTIndependent Horror Filmmakers, FX Artists, Actresses\Actors, Producers, Directors, Investors, & Writers (I.H.F.F.A.P.D.I.W.)People with Bloody Pictures

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     BluntForceTrauma's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:phoenix , az
Body type:5' 7" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Christian - other
Zodiac Sign:Taurus
Children:Someday
Education:Some college
Occupation:Deathdealer



BluntForceTrauma does not have tickets for the Vegas show. So don't ask:)

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This is Sophie Darr. She is currently fighting brain cancer. She is Jeff's, from A/B, daughter. Click the image to read more about it, or give a little support.
About me:
Addressing Mike, Dr. Phil says, "You describe yourself like 20 times in your pre-interview as being more cerebral." "I would say I think before I speak in most cases," Mike replies. Dr. Phil takes him to task. "So before you call her 'F-ing stupid,' and 'dumbass,' and 'an F-ing joke,' and 'like talking to an F-ing wall,' and 'a lazy, schizo, psycho, insane bitch,' you've weighed all that cerebrally?" he asks with irony.

Who I'd like to meet:
smurfs, Jesus, and anyone involved in the making of Mythbusters...

   


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*Smashley*





Sep 5 2008 3:09 AM

sweet sweet!
If you ever have a free moment we should meet up or somethin :)
*Smashley*





Sep 4 2008 9:43 PM

haha nope. I'm with you,
but my karate noise sounds more like, "Hieeeng!"
couldn't tell you why.

also, one of my teachers told me today that Alice Cooper was coming to Las Vegas soon.
Are you gonna be coming, too?
Jacobs Dream





Aug 13 2008 9:48 AM


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Aug 13 2008 7:14 AM

thx for the add!

rocking greetz from hamburg.

udo
Julie~





Sep 4 2008 1:18 PM

Hey Calico! We will c u in VEGAS this weekend! My 7yr old little girl, Emily wants to meet you! She will have her Maidens shirt on! :) Have an awesome time in Vegas! :) ~Julie
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Sep 4 2008 6:18 AM

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Sep 3 2008 9:46 PM

Calico....you and your family were great in DETROIT! I was honored to meet your father...he is kick ass. I would have liked to meet you!
Kelley
Stereo Mike





Sep 3 2008 9:39 PM

Do you have tickets to the...uh...Reno Show?
Jason Trioxin





Sep 3 2008 6:27 PM

I hope im not being too foward here, seeing as i have a girlfriend....but when youre on tour i really want to have night time relations with your bed, no sex, no loveletters, just sweet sweet sleep, its the best bed in the world....the world.
La Stanzetta





Sep 3 2008 7:01 AM

Hi! Is arrive my e-mail? Have a nice day.
Greetings from Venice Italy by Silver
ARKAYDIA





Sep 2 2008 9:22 PM

Thanks for the add!
Add our songs, banners, and contact tables to your page and show support!
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Sep 2 2008 9:24 AM

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Sep 2 2008 2:32 AM

hellow calico just stoping by to say hellow see ya next year
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Sep 2 2008 5:41 AM

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Sep 2 2008 5:20 AM

Thanks for the add. Have a great week.
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Sep 1 2008 11:55 PM

Thanks for the Add cutie!
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Sep 1 2008 10:25 PM

Thousand thanks so much sweet Calico for have to accept my request,i'm so enjoy!Bless you and have a nice week!Sincerly,the french guy of Créteil city,Moh.
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Fleshire





Sep 1 2008 8:30 PM

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Great tour. Thanks for everything.
Calico's quiet
DTD "The World's Best Built Alice Cooper





Sep 1 2008 5:28 PM

Happy Horror-Day Weekend!- DTD
KOLMAN





Sep 1 2008 5:22 AM


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Hi Calico!
Have A Great Labor Day!
Peace

KOLMAN
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Aug 31 2008 3:33 AM

As always, you make domestic violence look so good........