BluntForceTrauma
BluntForceTrauma "your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible..."

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28 years old
LOS ANGELES, Alabama
United States



Last Login: 12/10/2009
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    BluntForceTrauma's Interests
General .. .. Drag queens, cheetos, old jeans, expensive make up, 70's comedy movies, cucumber sushi, lemurs, blues bars, Egyptian and Greek mythology, new bars of soap, ballet, that glue they use in magazines to attach cosmetic samples (you know, the kind you can peel off and play with?), Cops, rhinestones, Dog The Bounty Hunter, useless trivia, and lurning to spel gudder then i due now...
I am 70% Evil Genius.
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Evil courses through my blood. Lies and deceit motivate my evil deeds. Crushing the weaklings and idiots that do nothing but interfere in my doings.
MusicYes Please:) The theme song from COPS... that is about it. At the moment, The Longpigs and Missy Higgins... i go on music binges...
"I think I should have no other mortal wants, if I could always have plenty of music. It seems to infuse strength into my limbs and ideas into my brain. Life seems to go on without effort, when I am filled with music."

George Eliot (1819 - 1880)

Movies
High Anxiety... best movie of all time, a close second in The Return of the Pink Panther, and coming in third Young Frankenstien. I would pass out if i met Mel Brooks is the moral of that story,..... also what about bob, labrythith, jaws (all of them... yes, all of them) , Tombstone, Killer Clowns From Outer Space, Spaceballs, Blazing Saddles, Fargo, Clerks (everything Kevin Smith), interview with the vampire, Ghostbusters , and Donnie Darko.
Television INTERVENTION rules house:) jeff corwinn , cold case files, and murder she wrote! Any bad after school special I happen to appear in! Can you tell I dont watch much TV?
BooksMy favorite past time. Anything. I mean anything. Sci Fi, Drama, I've even been known to read a self help here and there! I love Anne Rice And Nick Hornsby. I just came across an old copy of "how to make friends and influence people" from the 70s, and its a highly comic read. I recommend it. Best book of the year? "America" by Jon Stewart. Oh oh, and you gotta read "Running With scissors" by Augustine Burroughs. Oh ya, and if you think your above reading a Harry Potter book then your not in touch with your childhood and have no imagination.
I am 10% Idiot.
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I am not annoying at all. In fact most people come to me for advice. Of course they annoy the hell out of me. But what can I do? I am smarter than most people.
HeroesRay LaMontagne, Dr. Phil and his "tough love", carter burwell, and BANKSY. The man is a lord...>>
Groups: Kween Clothingrock out with your cock outGay for PUPPYThee Mysteries of thee Sacred PornocopiaRolling MovieTHE SOCIETY OF ERNESTIndependent Horror Filmmakers, FX Artists, Actresses\Actors, Producers, Directors, Investors, & Writers (I.H.F.F.A.P.D.I.W.)People with Bloody Pictures

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Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:phoenix , az
Body type:5' 7" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Christian - other
Zodiac Sign:Taurus
Children:Someday
Education:Some college
Occupation:Deathdealer



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This is Sophie Darr. She is currently fighting brain cancer. She is Jeff's, from A/B, daughter. Click the image to read more about it, or give a little support.
About me:
Addressing Mike, Dr. Phil says, "You describe yourself like 20 times in your pre-interview as being more cerebral." "I would say I think before I speak in most cases," Mike replies. Dr. Phil takes him to task. "So before you call her 'F-ing stupid,' and 'dumbass,' and 'an F-ing joke,' and 'like talking to an F-ing wall,' and 'a lazy, schizo, psycho, insane bitch,' you've weighed all that cerebrally?" he asks with irony.

Who I'd like to meet:
smurfs, Jesus, and anyone involved in the making of Mythbusters...

   


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Tank

Tank Jones



Dec 10 2009 9:11 PM

Happy Holidays to you. Be well. I've read that the holidays can be very depressing to some. If you know someone like that, share this with them :)

1 of the most effective "natural cures" ever documented (really) 4 depression...

Have them stand in front of a mirror...smile...bigger...no, even bigger...that's it...an honest to goodness ear 2 ear smile! Look at you...standing there...strong...powerful...nothing is impossible for you...no limitations...you are the earth...you are the sky...and they are you...now, laugh...bigger...one of those gut bursting, side hurting, deep belly laughs...that's it. :)

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KOLMAN

KOLMAN



Dec 8 2009 9:19 AM


Get this Graphic on yTagi!

STRega

Missus Claus



Dec 9 2009 5:21 PM

First Snow 2009
First Snow 2009
Dennis

Dennis



Dec 9 2009 2:36 AM

Thanks 4 the Add
RAIL

RAIL



Dec 6 2009 4:56 AM

Aisha

Aisha arellano



Dec 6 2009 12:34 AM

Hey Calico, Long time no talk. Hope you are well. I like your profile pic. Cute


Aisha
Nicollette Varanelli

Nicollette Varanelli



Dec 5 2009 8:53 PM

Thank You so much for being my friend!! i so appreciate having you!!! Seems to me you got it going on!! It's amazing what we can accomplish with desire, hard work and believing in ourselves!! If you get a second i'd appreciate you check out my version of Etta James classic AT LAST!!! I GOT A NEW HOT DANCE/CLUB SONG!!!
Nick

Nick



Dec 5 2009 1:08 PM

... CIAO !!! are you in london these days ??
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ALICE COOPER FREAKY LADY

Lee Ann Hunter



Dec 4 2009 7:59 PM

HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND CALICO!!


ALICE COOPER FREAK!!!!
Mrs. Thirteen

Mrs. Thirteen



Dec 4 2009 9:19 PM

Hey girl!  Hope you are doing well!!!!
daytripper

Arlene Wallace



Dec 3 2009 11:13 PM

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Dec 3 2009 9:11 PM

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Dec 1 2009 8:01 PM

You are cool!
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Nov 27 2009 10:17 PM

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Dec 1 2009 4:20 PM

i called  you today from the hotel phone punkass! ill try again tomorrow! miss you guys lots
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Nov 26 2009 5:16 PM

Ciao BluntForceTrauma!
Happy thanksgiving day!!
Cold Ethyl

Cold Ethyl



Nov 26 2009 4:57 PM

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Bloody Bastard

Bloody Bastard



Nov 26 2009 1:23 PM

Hey Calico,

I just want to wish you and your family a happy Thanksgiving.

Will you eat your turkey or will you save him like your funny President. I saw his speech on CNN.
Very funny!

All the best!
EyeAm

EyeAm



Nov 25 2009 1:46 AM

Are you still provoking them? Don't provoke them too much, they're now RICH! New Moon grossed $142-million for the 3-day opening weekend in the U.S. ($258.7 million worldwide). So, yeah, they can hire extra vampires to come provoke you back. You might need Selene (Underworld) to help you now.
ALICE COOPER FREAKY LADY

Lee Ann Hunter



Nov 23 2009 4:30 PM

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Cool Tattoo! Where can I get one?

 
  

heres a liittle gift them im sending to my friends hope you like!!!!

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Nov 23 2009 11:21 AM

Thanks For The Add!!

Stay Drunk!!

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RocknRollNursie

RocknRollNursie



Nov 22 2009 12:58 AM

Alice and the boys in drag
Christ

Ryan Sane



Nov 22 2009 4:34 PM

I Don't Know how you feel about this "Twilight Saga", but don't remember when Vampires were ACTUALLY Scary???
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Steviee

Steviee



Nov 21 2009 11:01 PM

so I now have a pinball machine in my loft!!!!!!!   woohoo!   lol!  at this rate i will never need to leave downtown ever again!
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