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Drag queens, cheetos, old jeans, expensive make up, 70's comedy movies, cucumber sushi, lemurs, blues bars, Egyptian and Greek mythology, new bars of soap, ballet, that glue they use in magazines to attach cosmetic samples (you know, the kind you can peel off and play with?), Cops, rhinestones, Dog The Bounty Hunter, useless trivia, and lurning to spel gudder then i due now...
Yes Please:)
The theme song from COPS... that is about it. At the moment, The Longpigs and Missy Higgins... i go on music binges...
"I think I should have no other mortal wants, if I could always have plenty of music. It seems to infuse strength into my limbs and ideas into my brain. Life seems to go on without effort, when I am filled with music."
George Eliot (1819 - 1880)
Movies
High Anxiety... best movie of all time, a close second in The Return of the Pink Panther, and coming in third Young Frankenstien. I would pass out if i met Mel Brooks is the moral of that story,..... also what about bob, labrythith, jaws (all of them... yes, all of them) , Tombstone, Killer Clowns From Outer Space, Spaceballs, Blazing Saddles, Fargo, Clerks (everything Kevin Smith), interview with the vampire, Ghostbusters , and Donnie Darko.
Television
INTERVENTION rules house:) jeff corwinn , cold case files, and murder she wrote! Any bad after school special I happen to appear in! Can you tell I dont watch much TV?
Books
My favorite past time. Anything. I mean anything. Sci Fi, Drama, I've even been known to read a self help here and there! I love Anne Rice And Nick Hornsby. I just came across an old copy of "how to make friends and influence people" from the 70s, and its a highly comic read. I recommend it. Best book of the year? "America" by Jon Stewart. Oh oh, and you gotta read "Running With scissors" by Augustine Burroughs. Oh ya, and if you think your above reading a Harry Potter book then your not in touch with your childhood and have no imagination.
I am not annoying at all. In fact most people come to me for advice. Of course they annoy the hell out of me. But what can I do? I am smarter than most people.
About me: Addressing Mike, Dr. Phil says, "You describe yourself like 20 times in your pre-interview as being more cerebral."
"I would say I think before I speak in most cases," Mike replies.
Dr. Phil takes him to task. "So before you call her 'F-ing stupid,' and 'dumbass,' and 'an F-ing joke,' and 'like talking to an F-ing wall,' and 'a lazy, schizo, psycho, insane bitch,' you've weighed all that cerebrally?" he asks with irony.
This is Sophie Darr. She is currently fighting brain cancer. She is Jeff's, from A/B, daughter. Click the image to read more about it, or give a little support.
Who I'd like to meet:
smurfs, Jesus, and anyone involved in the making of Mythbusters...
Happy Holidays to you. Be well. I've read that the holidays can be very depressing to some. If you know someone like that, share this with them :)
1 of the most effective "natural cures" ever documented (really) 4 depression...
Have them stand in front of a mirror...smile...bigger...no, even bigger...that's it...an honest to goodness ear 2 ear smile! Look at you...standing there...strong...powerful...nothing is impossible for you...no limitations...you are the earth...you are the sky...and they are you...now, laugh...bigger...one of those gut bursting, side hurting, deep belly laughs...that's it. :)
Thank You so much for being my friend!! i so appreciate having you!!! Seems to me you got it going on!! It's amazing what we can accomplish with desire, hard work and believing in ourselves!! If you get a second i'd appreciate you check out my version of Etta James classic AT LAST!!! I GOT A NEW HOT DANCE/CLUB SONG!!!
I just want to wish you and your family a happy Thanksgiving. Will you eat your turkey or will you save him like your funny President. I saw his speech on CNN. Very funny!
Are you still provoking them? Don't provoke them too much, they're now RICH! New Moon grossed $142-millionfor the 3-day opening weekend in the U.S. ($258.7 million worldwide). So, yeah, they can hire extra vampires to come provoke you back. You might need Selene (Underworld) to help you now.
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Don't provoke them too much, they're now RICH! New Moon grossed $142-million for the 3-day opening weekend in the U.S. ($258.7 million worldwide). So, yeah, they can hire extra vampires to come provoke you back. You might need Selene (Underworld) to help you now. 
