Nicetry Pervert

High Fives and Juggling. and dogs. and hot tits.and myles oscar (see Jenn, Simon and The Wee Man). goldie lookin chains. Wrasslin bears. DRT. www.currylingus.blogspot.com (Neha is awesome). Popsicles. Alley drinkin in the summer. Makin out with my shirt off. Lying about Juggling. Telling girls im a professional magician. I am, i swear, i really am, it runs in our blood. TV Carnage. Watchin movies with girls under blankets. Girls with accents. Girls with glasses. The beach. Trumpets and pianos. Pornography on vhs tapes. Channel 101. Google that, its well worth it. My fantasy metal band with EEJ, FUMBILWINTUR (its got umlauts over the Us, that means those dots). We ride dragons into Realms of the unknown. Our hit song is "Slumber of the Frost Giant". Les Gauloise Rouge. Arcades. Discos. Disco Arcades. Handsome grandpas kick ass. I hope to be one, one day. With my fedora and bowtie, oh how the violet hairs will swoon at my every appearence. Cults. Reading about Cults. Contemplating starting a cult. First Church of America. Spreading gossip about celebrities. Psssst. Luke Perry has aids. Seriously. Also, Wesley Snipes has alzheimers. Why dya think hes suin everyone. Alzheimers! Seriously! Pablo Escobar.Women's thighs. Midnight encounters. Smut. The word Smut. Electronic handclaps on 707s and 909s. DRT. XRay Vision. Edward Gorey. Lust. Spose those things go hand in hand huh?. Running jokes, guy. Girls in they underwears. Tallulah Bankhead, that bitch was crazy. Japanese and Eastern European B rate gangster films. Lurkin on the internet, Lurkin in yer bushes. The words lexicon and rubicon. Crossing the rubicon with the lexicon devil. Making mixed cds/tapes. Drinking and eating myself into oblivion. Binging like a motherfucking roman. Pool hopping in the summer. Love playin grab ass, seriously, just try me. Go on. American Spirits. Emotional Masochism. Werder Bremen. Deutsches fussball bund. The Rap n House compilations. Nudie suits. Ascii porn. Party Crew. Dancing and scamming with Party Crew. Dancing with girls. Cmon girl, I know wutchoo like. White slavery. Cmon girl, I know wutchoo like. Voyeurism. Seedy netherworlds. Moroccan girls. Bernie Goetz. Pho and Udon in the winter. Girls that are smarter than me. Girls that are out of my league and know it. Kinda drives me nuts tho, Ill win you over, you wait and see.The Japanese. Lovin my people soooooo much. Jacob's Kaffee (abbe Ich trinken sie nicht). Lying with girls in the hot sun. Driving and smoking with girls during the summer. The summer. Pining for the summer. Ontario during the summer. North Toronto Suburbs in the summer, like off the kids in the hall intro. Raymond Pettibone. Pastries with sweets and savories. The game of Shirling. The movie The Shining. Girl you so hot, with all that twisting n grinding. Gahan Wilson. Midnight whispers with Pussywillow. Fresh pineapple, fuck that shit is raw. Fake Designer gear, shit like Polu Sport, Gucce and Fende. Awkward silences and awkward conversations with girls. Girls with french manicures. Girls that like techno. Ride or die girls.Animals. Animals I can eat. Serbian girls. Vlada and i just spent an hour lurking serbian girls and man are they hot. David Mann. Toronto Mother Fucking FC. Croquet. Thugs dressed as gentlemen, tailor made ostrich, chanel for my women friends. I dunno how i missed girls bums in all of this. I appreciate them wholeheartedly. Croquet-ing like a motherfucker. Youtube comments. Shrimp and guacamole tacos (all tacos, burritos, mexicans foods). Live and die by the sword.