Hi, my name is Chet Lightning. I blow people's minds with my keen ability to alter the laws of gravity, physics and planetary motion. I can also play the harp.
Who I'd like to meet: My mind is so powerful that I've already met everyone.
first off, although needless to say, chet lightning is a god well i was just wondering, will there be any new episodes anytime soon? that would be super awesome, like mind blowingly awesome... thanks for reading, dave
so I'm dating this guy who says he picked up a few tricks from you and is going around exploiting gates and stop lights in your name.. anything to say about that?
Dude, i don't know if you've seen Al Hitchcock's "Rope". There is a likeness to all the wizardy you do and with that movie. I think that you went into the mind of this great director and told him not to cut camera. Am I right or am i right?