Chet Lightning: Earth Wizard
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Last Login: 11/17/2008
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Generalblowing people's minds, magic, wizardry, warcraft, sudoku.
MusicThe easy listenings of Nightwish
TelevisionNot Mind Freak.
HeroesHulk Hogan

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Status:Single
Here for:Dating
Orientation:Straight
Body type:5' 11" / Body builder
Ethnicity:Other
Religion:Other
Zodiac Sign:Capricorn
Education:Some college
Occupation:Wizard of Earth



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About me:
Hi, my name is Chet Lightning. I blow people's minds with my keen ability to alter the laws of gravity, physics and planetary motion. I can also play the harp.
Who I'd like to meet:
My mind is so powerful that I've already met everyone.


Season 1

1: Shadow Freeze
2: Flight
3: Pumpkin Toss
4: Needle in a Haystack
5: Sound Guy
6: Random House 1
7: Million Dollar Wowzzz
8: Cardboard Coffin 1
9: A Very Special Christmas
10: Pterodactyl Sparkle Fury
11: B-Ball B-Roll
12: Random House 2

Season 2

1: Heroes Journey
2: Two Places at Once?
3: The Mystique of SIZE
4: Fountain of Youth
5: Chet Rocks!
- Chet at The World Series of Poker
6: Giraffe Ramp
7: Cardboard Coffin 2
8: Freezer Burn





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miracle at st austin





Sep 23 2008 2:58 AM

hey whens the next episode coming out!?!
sooner than later right?
Bob





Sep 9 2008 9:00 PM

It'd be wierd if Chet Lightning could grow an affro in the blink of an eye. Or, even better, a 6 inch flattop affro with the sides short.
Eletank FTW!





Jun 2 2008 6:13 AM

greetings.
Gamblor Mc Gamblington





May 18 2008 11:22 PM

Oh my god, it worked, Chet! It really worked!
ashly ROSE





May 16 2008 6:45 AM

so when are you gonna blow my mind???
MoronDude





May 15 2008 5:55 PM

I'd like to see magic that involves chicken cutlets... but I know that fantasy will never be realized.
Lacey Jones





May 5 2008 5:34 PM

I heard you were going to crash the WSOP again this year. Need an assistant?
Stephanie McAwesome





May 2 2008 7:14 PM

Thanks, that's awesome. Actually, the cat was put to sleep last week, she was like 14 and in pretty poor health. No one was sad except for my mom. : )
Mark R Johnson





May 2 2008 8:00 PM

I think he was at work yesterday... not sure how he got back...
~[TheLexorcist]~





Apr 26 2008 10:05 PM

First Hawaii now China? You should start charging.
DOE





Apr 2 2008 7:28 PM

Hey neighbor, Nightwish at the House of Blues at mandaly bay Saturday May 24, 2008 - be there
Gamblor Mc Gamblington





Apr 1 2008 10:46 AM

You sure are, Chet. Thanks for reminding me.
topher





Mar 28 2008 9:55 PM

You definately put that david blaine clown to shame. keep it up man!
The Woman, the Myth, the Legend, the Alex





Mar 13 2008 6:18 PM

I saw that you were online.


Me too.
A Crowd of Small Adventures!





Feb 27 2008 7:44 PM

Mmmm, hot pockets.... Thank you for friending us Chet! Pepperonis......
~[TheLexorcist]~





Feb 18 2008 11:30 PM

you made your new episode of Cardboard Coffin 2 disappear.. you never cease to amaze me Chet <3
The Woman, the Myth, the Legend, the Alex





Feb 14 2008 10:39 PM

Happy Valentines Day Chet!
xoxoxo
bob





Feb 14 2008 6:38 PM

NEED MORE CHET PLZ
Plainville Entertainment





Feb 7 2008 10:55 PM

We want a cameo in the next Chet Lightning episode! How do we do that?
The Woman, the Myth, the Legend, the Alex





Feb 5 2008 7:39 PM

is a flux capacitor somehow involved in your space time continuum?
The Woman, the Myth, the Legend, the Alex





Jan 14 2008 5:13 PM

so I didn't get a Chet sighting, but I did catch a glimpse of Joel :)
Dark Water Productions





Jan 6 2008 2:14 AM

CHET Lightning is my new Hero: ) These episodes are to damn funny: ) Nice job guys: ) I look forward to the day Chet Lightning get syndicated on TV: )

Ryan
The Woman, the Myth, the Legend, the Alex





Jan 3 2008 10:15 PM

four days in Vegas, and no Chet sighting. Disturbing...
jingmo





Jan 2 2008 5:19 AM

Chet... you are the man... again, it is an honor to be your friend. Happy Birthday!
William





Dec 28 2007 6:51 PM

so, your going to turn 100?
Perry





Dec 27 2007 4:32 PM

Danny Glover wish's you a Happy Bday.
The Woman, the Myth, the Legend, the Alex





Dec 26 2007 8:54 PM

5 days until New Years Eve doesn't happen.
Dave (Wendy) [Got a new tattoo]





Dec 17 2007 4:03 AM

first off, although needless to say, chet lightning is a god
well i was just wondering, will there be any new episodes anytime soon? that would be super awesome, like mind blowingly awesome...
thanks for reading,
dave
The Woman, the Myth, the Legend, the Alex





Dec 14 2007 2:15 PM

so what am I supposed to do this NYE? which technically won't be NYE, if all goes according to plan...
The Woman, the Myth, the Legend, the Alex





Dec 11 2007 3:42 PM

Chet- I am going to be in Vegas for NYE... will you be performing any awesome wizardry that I should know of?
Supa





Nov 30 2007 7:38 AM

DUDE U NEED TO COME UP WITH SOME MORE EPISODES!.....whoops caps was on.
Dave (Wendy) [Got a new tattoo]





Nov 10 2007 3:03 PM

dear chet,
simply put... YOUR MY HERO!
~[TheLexorcist]~





Nov 5 2007 6:00 PM

so I'm dating this guy who says he picked up a few tricks from you and is going around exploiting gates and stop lights in your name.. anything to say about that?
ashly ROSE





Oct 30 2007 1:06 AM

LOVE..
The Right Mike





Oct 24 2007 11:43 PM

Chet, if im going to be filming that shoot under water next week I'm gonna need a pay raise... You know what, you should just have Joel do it.
White Bread





Oct 7 2007 6:26 AM

chet lighting is pretty freaking good at halo 3... as he is with everything else
DOE





Oct 3 2007 5:33 AM

Dude, the new nightwish album is the shit bro, as your neighbor I order you to go out and get it - NOW - Live the Dream
The Woman, the Myth, the Legend, the Alex





Sep 27 2007 8:59 PM

I miss your genious- I demand more!
your stupid





Sep 27 2007 3:25 AM

I really think your funny! My favorite video is the one at the truck stop when you are two places at once!
Darvish





Sep 14 2007 11:17 PM

Dude, i don't know if you've seen Al Hitchcock's "Rope". There is a likeness to all the wizardy you do and with that movie. I think that you went into the mind of this great director and told him not to cut camera. Am I right or am i right?
Torii, The Dangerous Person





Aug 30 2007 7:25 AM

You have totally blown my mind like no mind freak has done before. well done chet, well done.
EmilyRocks





Aug 28 2007 5:22 PM

Chet,

that blotting out the moon trick was insane! I was up at 4:30 am just to see it... totally worth it..
The Woman, the Myth, the Legend, the Alex





Aug 28 2007 3:41 PM

last nights moon blotting was brilliant!