Interests
General
Girls and blokes and making people laugh and dance.Music
Jeff Love Orchestra, Tony Hatch, Smokie, Ed Harcourt, Rufus W aye. and Ed Harcourt. Beatles, Brotherhood of Man, Blur, The Glitter Band, Ian Dury, Teery Steely Dance - loads basically. You name it we like it and can play it for YOU in the accent of your choice! Vince Hill, Bonnie Langford, Lord LongfordMovies
Lassie, Digby the biggest dog in the world, Lassie Go Home For God's Sake, The Littlest HoboTelevision
bbc news 24, top of the pops 2, hr puffnstuff, jackanory, Big Cook - Little ChefBooks
We can't read - or spell. Nun of us.Heroes
Richard Baker, Large Lord Fauntleroy, Hattie Jacques. Roger Knight. Barry Blue
Details
- Status: Swinger
- Here for: Serious Relationships
- Hometown: barrytown
- Orientation: Not Sure
- Body type: 0' 1" / Body builder
- Ethnicity: Asian
- Religion: Wiccan
- Zodiac Sign: Capricorn
- Children: I don't want kids
- Smoke / Drink: No / No
- Education: Post grad
- Occupation: makes chips
- Income: $250,000 and Higher
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Latest Blog Entries
- Dec 16, 2007 10:35 AM Christmas Cracker
- Dec 10, 2007 3:14 PM Flip flop flips - it’s the Choc Ice Christmas show
- Dec 2, 2007 12:46 PM Can’t believe it’s a year since we last played in Cardiff
- Nov 7, 2006 2:22 PM Christmas jig - it's all go in Cardiff
- May 17, 2006 5:05 PM CD now on the streets
Blurbs
About me:
Rumours abound of a December 2008 Christmas gig. Watch this space, pending contractual and tax decisions. Joe Ely in Monaco, brother Jim in Tesco and Duggie Dewdrop in Coco Savannah's doing the disco. X Choc Ice can be contacted via jim@chocice.net or joe@chocice.net
Choc Ice and the Critters have a long playing EP cd ron interactive laserdisc available - please contact us here for details
We'd love to hear from you so we can tell you all about our act.
Choc Ice is a tightly produced comedy act, comprising a hilarious collection of Northern-cabaret styled characters, who through music and comedy can provide entertainment for ANY occasion. (weddings, divorces, PR functions, product launches, private parties, festivals, wakes, births, anniversaries ... you name it we've done it)
For authentic country and western comedy capers - choose 'The Cotton Pickin' Critters' ...
... for the music everybody loves, choose the 'Beatboys' - an amazingly lifelike and sound-alike Beatles tribute band.
These are just three of acts ... we've got more!
And remember, we may look and sound a bit daft - but we take our comedy and music very seriously. Look forward to hearing from you soon.
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We can provide other types of musical and comedy entertainment. Here's a selection to whet your appetite. 
Who I'd like to meet:
Chippy MintonFriend Space (Top 22)
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meltdown
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uncle
uncle wilco
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Elmo
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Mr Epiwankus Cribbins
Epiwankus Cribbins
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Billy Thompson
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Bard of Ely
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Stray Borders (One Off …
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Van Dyke Parks
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charles
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Railroad Bill
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Adzie
simon adams
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hank
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Leigh Francis/Keith Lem…
Leigh Francis
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Terry
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Amana Mission Publishin…
Amana Mission
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Lord Kitchener
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Martha Wainwright
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we are no more :)
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Jadeybug.
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captain paranoid
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Ed Harcourt
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Tom
Tom Anderson
Comments
Jan 17 2009 10:39 AM
"jack"
www. myspace. com/thestagenamesuk
Jan 14 2009 8:11 PM
Dec 13 2008 6:41 PM
Sun Dec 14th Mr & Mrs Clark present a Christmas Cabba Hey! Milgis Lounge Bar, City Rd, Cardiff. FREE!
Exorcise the ghosts of everything that’s excruciating about Xmas. A surreal, funny journey into all our festive fears featuring the globally renowned performance duo, the magic of the Milgis YURT, plus Satellite City star Boyd Clack and more surprise special guests.
“like Terry and June on crack”. Amy Stackhouse
www. mrandmrsclark. co. uk
Sat Dec 20th Meltdown & Secret Garden Christmas Cavalacade
A snow-Globe of sumptuous seasonal shennanigans in aid of award winning mental health charity Mind in the Vale of Glamorgan brought to you by two of Cardiff's most adventurous promoters - Meltdown and Secret Garden Soundsystem and including a a 20-piece jazz/ska wall-of-horns, sassy cabaret, top DJs, a seductively bizarre Mancunian collision of hip-hop, folk and scat, and Santa.
Acts include: Gideon Conn, Wonderbrass, Radio 1’s DJ Huw Stephens, Lilywhitesass Dancers, Kareoke Carols with the Helium Choir, and much more. All in a splendid new 350 capacity venue: The Globe, Albany Rd, Roath, Cardiff. £8. All the fun of the annual Secret Garden Xmas Bash with added Meltdownery.
Jun 23 2008 8:56 PM
Dazzling music! In a Yurt! For Free!
New Yorker
"The voice of Katell Keineg is a beautiful and wild force of nature";
LA Times
"Conveying a nearly beatific sense of joy in performance";
Tom Moon,
National Public Radio (US)
"Here are wildly inspired songs filled with literate and mystical
images, songs that aspire to the sprawl and sweep of epic novels";
Mar 6 2008 12:25 AM
Feb 8 2008 12:18 AM
Jan 26 2008 3:55 AM
Jan 26 2008 12:35 AM
Dec 12 2007 7:08 PM
Tickets now available at www. clwb. net and Spillers record shop, the Hayes, Cardiff City Centre.
Nov 23 2007 8:05 AM
Nov 23 2007 6:30 AM
"Emily Breeze comes on like Elvis, Nick Cave and Patti Smith playing a baptist preacher rolled in to one, her striking bequiffed persona rocks,swaggers and plays holy southern hell out of a beautiful white guitar. Later on she plays songs of love and failure and the crowd goes silent.Then she cranks the neck of her guitar ,the bassist bows and the set shifts a gear into a swirling rock n roll climax. There was more sweat and energy in this rock n roll show than a hundred simpering indie boy bands". Artrocker reviewing Emily at peppermintpatti (Sept 07)
"there's currently no one in Bristol playing with more sass or authority". Venue magazine
Listen and marvel on www. myspace. com/emilybreeze
Nov 18 2007 7:42 PM
keep smiling;)
peace&love~cp
Nov 9 2007 12:20 AM
Oct 25 2007 10:23 PM
Oct 4 2007 12:35 PM
Spiffing stuff chapz}};>)~