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Chris Rock
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44 years old
California
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Last Login: 11/3/2009
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BioEmmy and Grammy Award-winning Chris Rock has been hailed internationally as one of stand-up comedy’s heavyweights. The release of his forthcoming “best-of” collection, entitled CHEESE AND CRACKERS: THE GREATEST BITS (Geffen Records) only further cements Rock as comedy’s ultimate funnyman. The first ever compilation album from Rock’s infamous comedy repertoire hits stores in the United States on December 18th, and internationally on January 21st, 2008.

CHEESE AND CRACKERS: THE GREATEST BITS is being released on the heels of Rock’s first stand-up tour in over three years – NO APOLOGIES – that will kick off with a New Year’s Eve date at New York City’s Madison Square Garden. Featuring all new material, in January, Rock will head to the United Kingdom where he will perform for his first time ever overseas. Rock immediately sold out his original set of 2008 U.K. tour dates, and to satiate the fervent demand, an additional week-long overseas leg was added.

The NO APOLOGIES tour will resume in the U.S. in February, continuing through May. The tour will include stops in Chicago, Detroit, Toronto, Seattle, Atlanta, Washington, D.C., Atlantic City, a trio of shows at Los Angeles’ Gibson Amphitheatre in April, and an additional round of dates at MSG in New York (full tour listing below). Dates are currently being added for Australia and South Africa, where Rock will also play for the first time, after the first leg of the NO APOLOGIES U.S. tour ends in May.

Featuring 19 tracks of Rock’s most notorious moments, CHEESE AND CRACKERS: THE GREATEST BITS showcases the Brooklyn-raised comic’s insight on everything from race relations, politics, sex, and the infamous “N-word.” Most of the material comes from his legendary HBO specials, including the Grammy- and Emmy-winning BRING THE PAIN, Grammy Award-winning BIGGER & BLACKER, and 2004’s NEVER SCARED, which was also awarded a Grammy for Best Comedy Album.
Websitechrisrock.com
AlbumsBorn Suspect (1991)
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Roll with the New (1997)
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Bigger and Blacker (1999)
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Never Scared (2005)
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Cheese and Crackers: The Greatest Bits (2007)
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    Chris Rock's Interests
GeneralAll art, writing, music, movies.

Favorite quote: A man always wins a fight in gods sight - Slick Rick.

Sports: Baseball, Football, Basketball, Boxing. Teams: Mets, Jets, and Knicks.

Favorite music: Prince, Radiohead, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Nas, Jay Z, Outcast, Mr Scarface, Metallica, Herb Albert, Miles Davis.

Favorite movies: Man On Fire, Annie Hall, Freddy Got Fingered, 28 Weeks Later, The Nutty Professor, South Park Bigger and Uncut, He Got Game, Pulp Fiction.

Favorite TV shows: The Wire, 24, The Shield, The Larry Sanders Show, The Sports Reporters.

Favorite books: Invisible Man by Ralph Ellison, The Belly Of The Beast by Jack Henry Abbott, Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them by Al Franken, Side Effects by Woody Allen, The Fire Next Time by James Baldwin, Nigger by Dick Gregory.

Hero's: My Parents, Oprah, Cornell West, Jason Bourne, Spider-man.

Charities: The Brooklyn Salvation Army.

Favorite artist: Jean Michel Basquiat, Salvador Dali, Micheal Ray Charles, David Lachapelle.
Music

TelevisionChris Rock's Favorite Standup Specials:

Richard Pryor Live In Concert 1979 -
This is what every comic is striving for and we all fall very short. The perfect concert

Paul Mooney: Jesus Is Black- So Was Cleopatra. -
This show has more edge than anything you are ever going to see.

Dave Chappelle: Killin' Them Softly -
I love this show. The whole joke about the baby hanging out at 2 in the morning is as funny as it gets.

Eddie Murphy: Delirious -
Nobody ever had a better skill set than Eddie. The best dirty jokes you wanna hear. Ed Norton fucking Ralph Kramden up the ass and the best clean bits. The ice cream man could have been done by Cosby.

Bill Cosby: Himself -
The genius of this show is that not one joke is topical. Everything is timeless.

George Carlin: Jammin' in New York -
Look up don't give fuck in the dictionary and a picture of George Carlin will pop up. I love the global warming bit.

George Lopez: America's Mexican -
George is the Mexican Richard Pryor and Bill Cosby at the same time. His family stuff is classic, but his political stuff is insane and the immigration stuff is as good as it gets.

Steve Harvey: One Man -
This is probably the most underrated HBO special of all time.

Billy Crystal: 700 Sundays -
Brilliant, touching and fucking funny. The best thing Billy has ever done. First time in my life I cried at a comedy show.

Andrew Dice Clay: The Day The Laughter Died -
This is a comedy album only a comedian could love. Dice on stage fucking around Genius.

Ron White: They Call Me Tater Salad -
Love this special. The best of the Blue Collar comics and right now one of the best in the country. It's like Andy Griffith with pussy.

Ellen DeGeneres: Here and Now -
Most comics just talk about what they see. This is the first time I heard somebody talk about what they felt.

Sam Kinison: Louder Than Hell -
Most comics are derivatives of Pryor, Cosby, or Seinfeld. Sam reminded you of Billy Graham. The last original comic who's jokes and delivery had never been done before.

     Chris Rock's Details
Status:Married
Zodiac Sign:Aquarius


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Daniel AKA Mr. D

Daniel AKA  Mr. D



Nov 3 2009 7:06 PM

How you doing Chris Rock. I enjoyed seeing you on "Good Hair", it's so funny. I love it. You're the best.


HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!!!
David von rehS

David von rehS



Nov 3 2009 7:06 PM

Happy Halloween!
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Travis Campbell



Nov 3 2009 7:05 PM

Happy Hollaween
Sandi

Sandi



Nov 3 2009 7:05 PM

Happy Halloween Chris!
;)
JAMES

JAMES



Nov 3 2009 7:02 PM

hi chris, good morning , i hope this day brings you great things , takecare , james,
J. Jolaine - Award-winning Songwriter

J. Jolaine - Award-winning Songwriter



Nov 3 2009 6:59 PM

I wish I could see your new movie TODAY. Thanks for the courage to tell the truth.

Regards,
J. Jolaine
(2 months natural)

A.K.A. I'm LOC-LOVELY
NyTrYdA

Mohammed Naizal



Nov 3 2009 6:59 PM

hey thnx for the add
Lindsy

Lindsy Tustin



Nov 3 2009 6:59 PM

Thanks for accepting my reqeust you are hilarious
shanny

shantel robinson



Oct 26 2009 6:58 PM

hey chris passing by to say hi have a great week
Felicia

Felicia Singletary



Oct 26 2009 6:57 PM

I LOVE YOU CHRIS :) YOUR F-ING HILARIOUS!!!!!
I*m Blessed

I*m Blessed



Oct 26 2009 6:57 PM

HI CHRIS, I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THE MOVIE LOVE U MAN !!!
hackney gal

hackney gal



Oct 26 2009 6:55 PM

Hi chris rock,
thanx 4 acceptin da add
how r u?
im a big fan of u i have every dvd u bought out
man ur cool
holla back sumtime
nuff luv x
Jessica Reid

Jessica Reid



Oct 26 2009 6:55 PM

Thanks for the add chris.....you RocK!! Much luv to ya!!!
Sue

Sue



Oct 26 2009 6:54 PM

Loved you on Oprah! I'm so excited because I'm going this evening to see your new movie "Good Hair". Keep up the good work on your comedies and don't let anyone pull you down!! You're the greatest!!!!
Hugs ~ Sue
kitty

kitty



Oct 26 2009 6:54 PM

I looove "everybody hates Chris" !!!
K-MONEY

Khaylin White



Oct 26 2009 6:54 PM

you;re a genius when it comes to making peolpe laugh epeacially in everybody hates chris.
Larry Westbrook

Larry Westbrook



Oct 26 2009 6:54 PM

Hey what's up Chris? Bro you are so Awesome!!! Keep up the Great work and never stop Rockin to the fullest.



God Bless
Larry .W
LaSheela

LaSheela Strother



Oct 19 2009 5:23 PM

When you coming to San Diego we need a laugh or two or three ...man we need you! I just hope we can afford you ....
JANICE A.K.A PRECIOUS

Janice Brown



Oct 19 2009 5:22 PM

Dear Chris thank you for excepting my request, I love you and God Bless you.
{♥~Imm@ St@r♥~}

Jessica Johnson



Oct 19 2009 5:20 PM

Hey Chris! thx for the add...this weekend i saw your documentary Good Hair with my family & it was amazing...job well done! God Bless
-Jessica
Ade

Adrian Mason



Oct 19 2009 5:19 PM

Hey Chris, Cheers for the add. You should come over to England a bit more, we love you over here. You have been the funniest us comedian for the past 10yrs. Love your stuff, has me in stitches. Keep up the good work.
VincenT

VincenT Rano



Oct 19 2009 5:19 PM

Thanks chris for the add you rock.
Mike .

Mike .



Oct 19 2009 5:19 PM

Thank for the add Chris !!
Giants girl Jlow

Giants girl Jlow



Oct 19 2009 5:19 PM

You are the best!!!!
Chris

Chris



Oct 19 2009 5:18 PM

Hi Chris, I saw you on Oprah and the Jay Leno Show



-Chris
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