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Chubby Behemoth
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Brooklyn, New York
United States

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Member Since5/24/2006
Band MembersM.Maggio - Amplified Tenor Saxaphone
J.Bernstein - Electric Guitar, Flanking Voice
A.Markiewicz - Electric Violin, Aux. Perc., Flanking Voice
J.Frye - Contrabasse, Voice
A.Coopersmith - Drumset
M.Etten - Electric Guitar, Amplified Keyboard, Aux. Perc.
*Additional Intermittent Flanking Voices Persist
Influences domestic
Sounds Likereleases
2008 s/t 7" .. infinite limbs, sound/friends
2008 s/t cdr .. open land
**NO PAYPAL, ONLY OPEN PATHWAYS**
out of print
2008 infl001 comp cd .. infinite limbs
2008 fuck the sun tape .. open land
2007 elephant tour cdr .. open land
soundfriends.org
chubbybehemoth@gmail.com
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We are six bros on hiatus for now. Mike, Jordan, and Adam M. play now in LuxLuxLuster. Justin plays in Teeth Mountain, solo (with friends sometimes) in PC Worship, with Gary War etc. Mario plays in Sean Walsh and the National Reserve, Ja Ja Ja's, with Abstract Artimus, Honey LaRochelle etc. Adam C., Justin and Mario play in RAZORTITS. Jordan, Mario, and (sometimes) Adam M. play in Ashcan Music Box. burrretc.....Meat Wallet rules.
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"Chubby Behemoth's sound is physically impossible to respond to as it is not a force to be reckoned with, but a force to which you can only surrender." - theowlmag.com
"Enter locals Chubby Behemoth, a [six]-piece that spilled off the stage and into the audience. Good thing, too, I don’t think a stage has been built that could hold these guys. They were everywhere, the violinist spazzing out like there was a mosh pit in his pants, the guitarist screaming “fuck you guys, fuck you all!” at the audience in between songs, the saxophonist looming and swaying like a chubby behemoth himself. To call the band awful, terrible, the worst thing you’re likely to hear without dying from an aneurism afterwards, would not only be a gross understatement — it also would be a compliment. These guys want to be terrible; their playful hatred and disdain of the audience, themselves and their instruments is merely a front for actual, deep-seated hatred and disdain of the audience, themselves and their instruments...When three of them tried to take over the mic in an all-out scream fest that defied the laws of harmony (and of physics), the audience couldn’t take it and bum rushed the stand to sing along. It was a cluster-fuck of screaming, overturned chairs, foggy glasses and a conspicuous can of Sparks. No wonder these guys are crazy...If I hadn’t been wearing earplugs my brains would have probably dribbled out. Quite literally, this band was the most offensive thing ever, and further proof in the nonexistence of a benevolent god. Then they gave out cupcakes." - Impose Magazine
"... six dudes wailing like Sleepytime Gorilla Museum covering Art Ensemble Of Chicago" - Village Voice
"Brooklyn spazz out noise jazzsters, fond of hurling epithets and more at their audiences. Saxophones, violins, guitars, cacophony and complicated song structures." - toddpnyc.com
Some of the MUSICAL MOUNTAINS NEXT TO WHICH WE HAVE PITCHED OUR P E R F O R M A N C E T E N T: HEALTH, Kinski, Charles Cohen, O'Death, Ahleuchatistas, Capillary Action, Future Islands, Soiled Mattress and the Springs, PWRFL Power, Anamanaguchi, Air Waves, Triumph of Lethargy Skinned Alive to Death, DESCOLADA, Nuclear Power Pants, Experimental Dental School, Fiasco, Daniel Francis Doyle, Das Llamas, Bronhard/Going/Public, Mute Socialite, Family of Love, Church of the Snake, Mouser, Teeth Mountain, Seth Sherman, The Super Vacations, The Last Slice of Butter, Mostly Other People Do the Killing, Transmography, Mas Y Mas, Ed Schrader, Time of Orchids, Sarah Johnson, Soaking Rasps, Paper Mice, Pride Parade, Sein Zum Tode, RomanGabrielTodd'sBeastRisingUpOutoftheSea, Crime Novels, Little Teeth, Pataphysics, Little Women, Most Amazing Century of Science, Needle Gun, Pride Parade, Circles, Hulk Smash, Worms, Reverse Church, Brass Castle, Tiger Bear Wolf, La Otracina, Unearthly Trance, Doom Ribbons, Tengo Mustachio, Dinowalrus, Bonesaw, Yeti Scalp, Actual Birds, Telephone Callers, Ghostkimo.

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Sound/Friends





Jun 15 2009 7:36 PM

Listen: WARSHIP by The House Floor. CD/LP August 2009.

Luminescence





May 12 2009 1:20 PM

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SEMENTHAL MARTYR PENETRATED





Apr 29 2009 5:24 PM

GREETINGS METAL FRIENDS!!KEEP IT BRUTAL!!
LISTEN TO SEMENTHAL MARTYR PENETRATED MUSIC
AND LET US KNOW WHAT YOU THINK!!!

THANKS FOR THE ADD!!!!

EXTREME METAL FOR THE ROTTEN MASSES!!!XXX!!!

CHECK US OUT!

SEMENTHAL MARTYR PENETRATED
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SALUDOS HERMANOS METALICOS!!!
KEEP IT BRUTAL!!
CHEQUEEN NUESTRA MUSICA Y
POR FAVOR POSTEEN QUE LES PARECE!

MUCHAS GRACIAS POR EL ADD!!!!!

EXTREME METAL FOR THE ROTTEN MASSES!!!XXX!!!

SEMENTHAL MARTYR PENETRATED
Peter Brotzmann





Apr 28 2009 3:37 PM

Thanks for the friendship. Brotzmann 2009 USA Tour begins this week.
Seattle, Houston, Austin, Grinnell, Chicago, Milwaukee, Lexington, Detroit, Philadelphia, DC, New Haven, Baltimore, NYC
Prince Rama of Ayodhya





Apr 15 2009 1:02 PM

+APOCALYPSE NOW+
QuetzalcaotlFest
Johnny D.





Apr 7 2009 12:26 AM

THE BASTARDS OF FATE





Mar 26 2009 10:07 AM

Hey ya'll. We are gonna play a show at Goodbye Blue Monday on April 2nd with Joe Jack Talcum, Toby Goodshank and Brook Pridemore.
Come out if you get the chance!
Naomi Elizabeth





Jan 6 2009 8:30 PM

This video is an interview of me wherein I explain my thoughts about music and being in a band-
mr. virga





Dec 23 2008 4:01 PM

new years eve
His Royal Flyness





Dec 22 2008 7:33 PM

Good to see you guys on here. I have some pictures of your show in Ann Arbor from this past summer. Please get in touch with me so I can get them to you.
SABOTAGE RECORDS





Dec 18 2008 4:47 PM

howdy

out now...get in touch

INFINITE LIMBS x OLIGARCHY





Dec 12 2008 12:47 AM

SEMENTHAL MARTYR PENETRATED





Dec 7 2008 3:35 PM

LISTEN TO 2 BRUTAL NEW SONGS
AND CHECK OUT THE LATEST INTERVIEW
WITH "FANZINE DEL SUR"!!!!
(On the BLOG part)

THANKS FOR THE ADD!!!!

EXTREME METAL FOR THE ROTTEN MASSES!!!XXX!!!

CHECK US OUT!

SEMENTHAL MARTYR PENETRATED
ESCUCHEN 2 BRUTALES CANCIONES NUEVAS
Y CHEQUEEN LA ENTREVISTA
CON "FANZINE DEL SUR"
(enlace en "Blogs")

MUCHAS GRACIAS POR EL ADD

EXTREME METAL FOR THE ROTTEN MASSES!!!XXX!!!

CHECK US OUT!

SEMENTHAL MARTYR PENETRATED


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G D F X





Nov 27 2008 8:00 PM

..

NEW RECORDING!
GDFX - "YEN"
CLICK THE PIC TO DOWNLOAD 4 FREE

AND COME TO THE SHOW AT THE MARKET HOTEL ON SATURDAY NIGHT!
10PM 11/29/08
GDFX, ALAS ALAK ALASKA, FANCIE, AND STAG HARE
GET DOWENNN
1154 BROADWAY BROOKLYN NY
PRESENTED BY INFINITE LIMBS

Proteus Vanguard





Nov 4 2008 6:10 AM

Thank you much for the add!

-Grant Skylar Hayden
TRANSMOGRAPHY





Nov 4 2008 5:50 AM

hey guys. hope all is well. i would love to get some west coast contacts from you for our feb/mar tour out there.

let me know if you have anything that can help.
Djinn Toys





Oct 28 2008 2:07 AM

Lets Get Blind
miss franberry





Oct 16 2008 11:16 PM

Aw, you found me.
I miss you guys, come back and visit soon!
Xtine





Oct 8 2008 6:14 PM

Howdy Neighbors:)

Xtine
Lump200





Oct 6 2008 6:31 AM

wooop and yes,
it's out now:
the Lump200 album UNSIGNED

please feel free to comment, recommend etc.
UNSIGNED is available on iTunes, finetunes etc. (world)
and as CD (D/CH/A), please check your preferred shop

very best,
Lump200
shdwply records





Sep 27 2008 5:33 PM

WICKED POSEUR & LITTLE TROOPER split 7" out now on SHDWPLY RECORDS $5.00 FREE SHIPPING in the U.S.A.
www. myspace. com/littletrooperlittletrooper
www. myspace. com/wickedposeur
www. myspace. com/shdwplyrecords
Upcoming Releases:
VELVET DAVENPORT "Happy Ending" CD out Oct. 8
SORE EROS 12"LP out DEC. 25th
Little Trooper/Wicked Poseur 7 (October 2008)
John Wilkes Booth





Sep 23 2008 1:31 PM

Sound/Friends





Sep 9 2008 4:31 AM

Descolada Records





Sep 8 2008 2:22 AM

um. no. you are the best. seriously.
NO BABIES


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Sep 7 2008 5:01 PM

eating yr jams with toast and butter substitute!
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