"THESE ARE 4 OF THE WORST DUDES EVER THAT SHOULD HAVE NO BUSINESS PLAYING IN THE SAME BAND TOGETHER. THEY SHARE PRACTICALLY NOTHING IN COMMON EXCEPT FOR THEIR ADMIRATION OF LINK WRAY AND THEIR INHUMAN ABILITY TO SHRED FACES. BLOWIN IT SINCE DAY ONE, THE ONLY GIGS THEY COULD GET WERE AT DEMOLITION DERBYS AND FIGURE 8 RACES. CLIFFS & BANGERS HAVE BEEN SECRETLY TRAINING MILES UNDERGROUND IN THE WORLD'S LARGEST REVERB TANK, ONLY RESURFACING ON SINISTER SALVAGE QUESTS TO FIND PARTS FOR THEIR TIME MACHINE."
HEMMING'S MOTOR NEWS HAS DESCRIBED THEM AS: "GREASED-OUT, JACKED-UP ROCK & ROLL" AND "THE BEST BAND SINCE ZZ TOP"
Heya! We had a great time playing out with you guys Friday night. If you'd ever like another band to split the bill with again, please drop us a line. We hate just about everything, but are all of the opinion that you guys totally rock.
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